T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[zoruapwny 1]

That is true.

 

TPAM Dislikes oranges.

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

No, but apples are better.

 

TPAM plays a musical instrument of some kind.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

No.

 

TPAM is-

 

I eat such creatures. Om Nom Nom.

 

TPAM would like some bearsharkoctopi soup.

 

Yes, that would be lovely. :3

 

TPAM supports this barbaric act.

[KikiTwilight 90]

No XD

 

TPAM likes listening to music.

Edited November 10, 2013 by KikiTwilight

[Hastur 505]

True

 

TPAM has an intense dark side.

[Venomshank 121]

That can be said.

Definitely. 

 

TPAM likes podcasts.

Please.

I've been searching for so very long

Edited November 10, 2013 by ElectronDaydream

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I'm sorry, no.

 

TPAM watches Community.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope.

 

TPAM thinks I am a raving lunatic.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Sure, why not?

TPAM likes the lion king.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside.

But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION!

My words are a matter of Pride.

 

I could keep going, but the answer is obvious.

 

 

TPAM thinks I am not mad enough.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

No, your madness is pretty adequate.

 

TPAM isn't Questioner.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'm sorry, my dear, but I must disappoint you with regards to that. I am many things, one of which is the Questioner.

 

TPAM is also mad.

[Gay Bird 421]

A little hungry, yes.

 

TPAM is fum

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Yes, sanity is too mainstream.

EDIT: Ninja'd, what's fum? d:

 

TPAM likes hipsters.

Edited November 10, 2013 by Sweet Dreams

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I was a hipster before it was cool.

 

TPAM enjoys a nice hot cup of tea, with gingernut biscuits.

[BronyLogic 17]

Holy shi...lestia... I DO enjoy tea...and gingernut biscuits... 

 

TPAM will become the next American Idol XD

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Only if being American Idol means being the best at burning, maiming and being insane.

 

TPAM doesn't wish to be insane.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Sanity is my preferred cup of tea.

 

Disney bought the Star Wars Franchise and is making new SW movies.

TPAM will be there opening day for the very next Star Wars production.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope, I shall be ignoring it, as  I have done for the previous movies.

 

TPAM uses a non-standard font.

[Enemy Stand 446]

Nope.

 

TPAM knows what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France.

[Pat.Rio.T. 305]

Quatora-Libo avec le bleu

Just kidding I don't really know

 

TPAM is thinking "you could have fooled me"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope, you can't fool me.

 

TPAM wants a Shiny Honedge.

[repsol rave 2,963]

not really...

 

TPAM knows a good gaming processor wich isn't an i7?

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Nope.

 

TPAM likes Pokemon. :DD

[Enemy Stand 446]

Not a huge fan, but I did just pick up Y, so we 'll see where it goes.

 

TPAM's last name starts with a vowel.