Do you eat hay?

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

I don't eat hay cause well I'm a human, but if you are a hardcore Brony I'd TOTALLY understand.

[Malinter 3,064]

If I could I would, because it would be free food XD

[Scootalove 10,684]

If I could, I would eat hay.

[theguy159 12]

No.

Only if it suddenly got tasty, which I doubt will happen.

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,329]

Well I would never get hungry so it would be more convenient.

[Champion RD92 8,655]

um...no...I most certainly don't.

Edited March 28, 2014 by Not Ghosty

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

I think it's nutritional value for humans is negligible? Also the ends of hay are relatively very sharp, so you'd need to process it to eat it properly. I dunno without trying, but I doubt I ever would.

[Rainboom Dash 1,055]

If it tasted nice, I would. I'd only eat it now if I was stranded with nothing to eat in a hay field. Or if I was a pony.

[Andaasonsan 3,205]

I'm not even sure that humans can eat hay. They certainly couldn't digest it, and would probably make them sick.

[Venomous 18,817]

No, I don't eat hay.

It can make a human sick and I don't imagine it tasting good.

 

My horse loves it, though

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 938]

neigh!

(Get it? because nay is no and neigh is the sound a horse makes )

[Alia 158]

Seems like I’m only one hay-eater here.

 

Well, I was always very open-minded about food. In the past I ate grasshoppers and raw meat, one of my friends ate little spiders, another one ate butterflies (true, true... Fluttershy’d disapprove that). I remember the nineties, when we had something like Great Depression in ex-USSR. My family was very poor so my grandma made a soup from orach and nettle. Since I became vegetarian (in previous year) my diet got more various; I found it’s a lot of edible things all around us. Yesterday, for instance, I ate some dandelions with that horse.

 

So, why not? Hay is tastier than spinach, at least for me. It’s prickly, yeah, so it does massage my gums quite nice. And it can be used instead of chewing gum or toothpick. Of course it’s not substitute for regular food, but as a light snack... well, just give it a chance.

 

 

P.S. I’m fixin’ to make a real hayburger soon. And sweet flower sandwich with maple syrup or apple jam. And horseshoe fries too. It’s a wide scope to some culinary experiments.

[NavelColt 22,877]

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[Radiance64 7,052]