You will live inside Celestia's nostrils, what will you do?

[Cutelestia 189]

 

With the strength of a black hole, Royal snout attracts your small body. Celestia is huge, and you are so small. But Celestia is a loving ruler. She wants to have a relationship with you. You just want a safe place where you can sleep, play, and live. Therefore, you will live in her warm, moist, motherly nostrils. You can now choose your nostril, left or right. To you, each nostril is huge crescent about 100 meters wide, 35 meters tall, and 1 kilometer long. The surface inside the nostrils is warm, like a skin, covered with a soft carpet-like fur but of course less thick than fur outside. You can't walk too far, special force field protects your from falling too deep.  Another force field lets all air in and out, but you can't accidentaly fall of her nostrils, unless you ask her for that. Because she is breathing, each minute you feel 2 gentle, quiet, warm and cold winds. Her nostrils are clean. Temperature, about 25 Celsius. Moist air. Food will be regularly teleported to you, and you can always talk to Celestia and vice versa. You live in a small house made from her nostril coating, but it's really clean and you have all things you need. There is a spell that makes the nostril generate it's own light. You can migrate to left or right nostril at will. Celestia lets you out for few hours a day so you won't feel trapped. But being inside her nostrils feels so great. Her motherly love and care is filling you with ecstasy. You never feel sad inside your safe place.

 

What will you do? You can take your family and friend to nostrils, if you want!

[Scootalove 10,689]

I would probably just enjoy my life in the house, at least.

[Moonbacon 384]

i would enjoy living in there if theres a computer and an internet connection

Edited April 1, 2014 by Moonbacon

[SnipSnap 432]

Days later, I suddenly ask "What am I doing with my life?!" and then I get out and never come back.

[Wingnut 7,003]

I'd probably do the same thing as I've been doing for years inside Wuvable Woona's stomach.   

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Meth. Not even once.

 

I would build a city inside the nostrils and become a dictator, ruling everybody with an iron fist.

 

To be or snot to be, that is the question.

 

I have nothing to say to this.

 

She is best pony, and I've always wanted to be incredibly small, but I still am unsure.

Edited April 1, 2014 by Harmonic Revelations

[mars 4,862]

I... Uh..

 
Okay.

If I was living in Celly's nostrils, I'd probably hope for wi-fi and a laptop. I guess I'd build a tiny house in there. I'd also have a cellphone to call my family and text them. 

[Celtore 2,770]

I guess I'd provide IT support and make Celestia the first living breathing wireless internet hotspot!

 

In concept, kind of similar to the idea that there's a little man in the radio talking when you switch the stations or unmute the volume...

[Envy Noson 39]

I guess I could live in her nostrils but I'm not taking my family and friend my new home nostrils. "sheesh get your own giant Sun God nostrils"

[Cutelestia 189]

I also forgot to mention that you are not small, It's just a gigantic Celestia. Or, if some of you want, Luna, but her nostrils are smaller and smell like blueberries. Cadance's nostrils smell like strawberries.

 

And believe me, you wouldn't want to live inside Chrysalis or Mane-iac.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

I would take full advantage of the situation by responding to any attempt on her part  to make a joke by saying "that snot funny."

[Cutelestia 189]

I would have a home in the left nostril, near the front force field so that I could watch her life.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

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NO INTERNET?!?! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!

*Starts to rip out the largest hair follicles I can find*

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

I'd try to find a way to get Rarity in there with me, too