Starbound 150 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 So I was watching TV and there was this add for some kind of lawnmowing company and you know what their slogan was? "We make Tall Grass Short!" *sigh* Yeah. Points for creativity there, guys. Anyways, post and we shall see the most idiotic sounding slogan ever CREATED! Big thanks to the universe for giving me such awesome inspiration! (And pictures!) Those harmless swirly clouds Americans call tornadoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" 10 ^Click for my Deviant Art^ You truly are the Rosa Parks of not understanding what r34 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Wish 349 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 "Nothing compliments a woman better than a firm slap on the ass." -faceclop- 2 "You die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megas 27,629 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 The Nintendo DS "Touching is good" 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbound 150 April 4, 2014 Author Share April 4, 2014 "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" Oh yeah, those life support thingies? "OH NOES. I CANT GET UP! NUUUUUUU" "Nothing compliments a woman better than a firm slap on the ass." -faceclop- o_O Big thanks to the universe for giving me such awesome inspiration! (And pictures!) Those harmless swirly clouds Americans call tornadoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Wish 349 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 Oh yeah, those life support thingies? "OH NOES. I CANT GET UP! NUUUUUUU" o_O yea that was my reaction lol "You die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man dude man 555 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 "Head On" Apply Directly to the forehead" and repeat. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbound 150 April 4, 2014 Author Share April 4, 2014 The Nintendo DS "Touching is good" o_O x2 That's not normal. OH GOD THE IMAGES Big thanks to the universe for giving me such awesome inspiration! (And pictures!) Those harmless swirly clouds Americans call tornadoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Something Floaty 1,334 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 I don't know about slogans, but as far as product names, the Wii has always baffled me. Yes, I know that in Japan it does not evoke the same reaction, but they don't have a single English-speaking person on their board of directors or the creation/advertising team? Not one person who could stop and say, "Uh, guys, you know, in English-speaking countries, which are a huge percentage of our market, this name is going to be the butt of a lot of juvenile jokes. And given that the controller makes you look like you're masturbating unless it is in full view, maybe we should think about naming it something else?" 1 Signature created by Champion RD92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaasonsan 3,205 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 That slogan is kind of ingenious in a weird way. It is a weird combination of succinctness and stupid that makes it nearly impossible to forget. After hearing it would be pretty hard to not think of them immediately after looking out at your yard and thinking "the grass is too tall". 1 Application REJECTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 "I GOT THAT SWAG, BABY, SWAG" From Daddy's Girl, a horrible clothing website for stuck up preteen girls. It also shouts "YEAH, DADDY'S MONEY". ^Click for my Deviant Art^ You truly are the Rosa Parks of not understanding what r34 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaasonsan 3,205 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 I don't know about slogans, but as far as product names, the Wii has always baffled me. Yes, I know that in Japan it does not evoke the same reaction, but they don't have a single English-speaking person on their board of directors or the creation/advertising team? Not one person who could stop and say, "Uh, guys, you know, in English-speaking countries, which are a huge percentage of our market, this name is going to be the butt of a lot of juvenile jokes. And given that the controller makes you look like you're masturbating unless it is in full view, maybe we should think about naming it something else?" Japanese advertising is actually obsessed with including English to give a more worldly feel to things. 'Wii' is also not actually a Japanese word, it would in fact be nearly impossible to spell with their syllabary. As such, my guess is that it is actually an intentionally misspelled version of the English word "we" to evoke a sense of togetherness and socializing. Application REJECTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Something Floaty 1,334 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 Japanese advertising is actually obsessed with including English to give a more worldly feel to things. 'Wii' is also not actually a Japanese word, it would in fact be nearly impossible to spell with their syllabary. As such, my guess is that it is actually an intentionally misspelled version of the English word "we" to evoke a sense of togetherness and socializing. I know it's not a Japanese word, all I'm saying is that you would think at least one person in the entire process from idea to implementation would stop and think about it at some point. Signature created by Champion RD92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinyl Scratch. 604 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 Do I really need to say anything about this? 8 "I want to live on mars so I'm closer to the stars." - Deltron3030 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaasonsan 3,205 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 Okay, I really need to go to bed as wii=piss thing only just now occurred to me. 1 Application REJECTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbound 150 April 4, 2014 Author Share April 4, 2014 Do I really need to say anything about this? Wow... Apparently all the other phones were meant to be sold to chimpanzees or something. Big thanks to the universe for giving me such awesome inspiration! (And pictures!) Those harmless swirly clouds Americans call tornadoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Qiviut 22,401 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 HeadOn's headline, "Apply directly to the forehead," was also a slogan. Of course, it wouldn't have been a problem if they didn't reiterate it to the point of ad nauseum! 1 "Talent is a pursued interest." — Bob Ross Pro-Brony articles: 1/2/3/4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Something Floaty 1,334 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 HeadOn's headline, "Apply directly to the forehead," was also a slogan. Of course, it wouldn't have been a problem if they didn't reiterate it to the point of ad nauseum! HEADONAPPLYDIRECTLYTOTHEFOREHEADHEADONAPPLYDIRECTLYTOTHEFOREHEADHEADONAPPLYDIRECTLYTOTHEFOREHEAD! That wasn't catchy to you? Signature created by Champion RD92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 I think I have you all beat.ll 2 My peep is against bullying.... Are you? http://mlpforums.com/topic/117034-suggestion-anti-bullying-campaign/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittlestPetDJPinkie 43 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 Do I really need to say anything about this? Seriously? *facehoof* :okiedokielokie: What, was the phone made for ponies? They don't even have hands. *backs away slowly* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cedar 1,408 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 Seen on a billboard in England advertising vacuum cleaners: "Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux!" 4 Roleplaying OC: Red Cedar - Cast Character: Applejack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecal97 340 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 There was one that was used by a condom delivery company, it said: "We'll come before you do!" Really guys? 1 If you actually took the time to read my forum post, I thank Love you Dashie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Blithering Div 247 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 "we buy and sell cars" for a car dealership. I could have sworn they specialized in air conditioners, but good thing they got that slogan otherwise I would have been lead astray. I can neither confirm nor deny myself being the cause of electrical related malfunctions. Anyways, you wouldn't happen to have a jar of replacement magic smoke would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 In my metro area. (Market area? Whatever) There is a car dealership with a slogan I have HATED for years. It makes no sense! "Is Barberas on the Boulevard the best? Boy I guess." 2 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest90210 3,568 April 4, 2014 Share April 4, 2014 (edited) "It's not for women" by Dr. Pepper 10. Really? Do they really think we're this stupid? Edited April 4, 2014 by Rivendare 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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