CosmicHooves 2,705 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 What is the worst food you've ever tasted? Real Life Story: My parents took me to this one Greek restaurant and I was flipping through my menu seeing what looks good. Me being like 9 at the time I saw the first thing that stuck out to me which was "lasagna" (should of read the food description). My parents said that I wouldn't like it and it wasn't what I thought it was, but I kept harping on them till they agreed. When I got the food... it was like a paper thin sheet of meat with a thick, soggy, mushy, loaf of what I can identify as bread on top of it. My parents said that they paid for it so I'd have to eat it. Well I tried and it was so frik'n repulsive that I nearly puked. They took the food away after I complained too much. It was just so bad tasting and nasty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Ceviche. I may be Mexican, but I'll be damned if i eat raw fish that's "cooked" in lime. Yuck! What is the worst food you've ever tasted? Real Life Story: My parents took me to this one Greek restaurant and I was flipping through my menu seeing what looks good. Me being like 9 at the time I saw the first thing that stuck out to me which was "lasagna" (should of read the food description). My parents said that I wouldn't like it and it wasn't what I thought it was, but I kept harping on them till they agreed. When I got the food... it was like a paper thin sheet of meat with a thick, soggy, mushy, loaf of what I can identify as bread on top of it. My parents said that they paid for it so I'd have to eat it. Well I tried and it was so frik'n repulsive that I nearly puked. They took the food away after I complained too much. It was just so bad tasting and nasty. Should've gotten the Gyros, my man...Greek food is very..."Greek". x) 1 ^Click for my Deviant Art^ You truly are the Rosa Parks of not understanding what r34 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostgage 7,978 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 I don't have any kind of a story, but my least favorite food is probably beets. I just can't stand them. Signature by Lacerna | You should fill out my Johari Window. All the cool kids are doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribbonfree 2,384 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 I've never really found some food that's so incredibly bad it just straight up makes me gag (this is assuming the food hasn't spoiled or the like and is for all intents and purposes inedible). Closest I ever came was Balut, a Filipino delicacy of incredibly salted duck egg... where the embryo is partially formed, creating this clearly visible duck baby thing inside. Now that sounds like a terrible idea, and for me it was. The texture was all kinds of wrong because of the duck baby (it was disturbingly crunchy), and they salted the thing to hell and back so I swore I could feel my mouth spontaneously shriveling as I tried it. Definitely not something I'm eating again, but I appreciate the experience at least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,401 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Celery. It tastes like printer ink. 3 By @Emerald Heart.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discordian 6,017 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Celery. Fuck celery. Most vegetables too but celery is the worst. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 (edited) The worst food I ever tasted was this really weird vegetable that had a kind of nutty texture, can't remember what it's name was, but I hated it. Edited April 9, 2014 by Harmonic Revelations 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReverieRiver 526 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Once, I had the wonderful opportunity to taste a fruit called a durian. It has a terrible smell I can only liken to rotten eggs before you even cut the thing open, and it tastes as awful as it smells. I nearly spit it out the moment it touched my tongue. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribbonfree 2,384 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Once, I had the wonderful opportunity to taste a fruit called a durian. It has a terrible smell I can only liken to rotten eggs before you even cut the thing open, and it tastes as awful as it smells. I nearly spit it out the moment it touched my tongue. Yep Durian's a hit-or-miss fruit for sure. I've had it live, the smell isn't so bad provided you get it super fresh and I liked the taste. People react to the fruit's taste very differently. Unless it falls on them, they all react the same to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZukoIsBestPony 561 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Sushi in any form is absolutely revolting. It's just icky! My newest fanfic: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/196882/internal-struggle (Dark, rated T) Some oneshots: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/196109/scootaloos-past (Sad, rated T) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/192991/a-dragon-and-a-princess-walk-into-a-bar (Slice of life, rated T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PE Brony 1,712 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 This. It was some sort of leafy mulch, with beef (beef tasted fine), kidney beans, and the black lumps were lemons. An Iranian woman made it for me and my friend while I lived in England. IT. WAS. NASTY. But it filled you up quick! *shudder* Apple Fritter Blog! *New Ava by @MooCowing!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtore 2,770 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 I've never really found some food that's so incredibly bad it just straight up makes me gag (this is assuming the food hasn't spoiled or the like and is for all intents and purposes inedible). Closest I ever came was Balut, a Filipino delicacy of incredibly salted duck egg... where the embryo is partially formed, creating this clearly visible duck baby thing inside. Now that sounds like a terrible idea, and for me it was. The texture was all kinds of wrong because of the duck baby (it was disturbingly crunchy), and they salted the thing to hell and back so I swore I could feel my mouth spontaneously shriveling as I tried it. Definitely not something I'm eating again, but I appreciate the experience at least. O_O You win... The only thing that would squick me even more is if someone here tried casu marzu... But I suppose I can't just leave without posting anything. So anyway, cauliflower when I was 4 or 5. It didn't go over well... I ate a fairly decent sized chunk of it thinking it was basically white brocolli and I knew what it tasted like. I was wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicHooves 2,705 April 9, 2014 Author Share April 9, 2014 Once, I had the wonderful opportunity to taste a fruit called a durian. It has a terrible smell I can only liken to rotten eggs before you even cut the thing open, and it tastes as awful as it smells. I nearly spit it out the moment it touched my tongue. That thing looks like it could kill you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribbonfree 2,384 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 (edited) O_O You win... The only thing that would squick me even more is if someone here tried casu marzu... But I suppose I can't just leave without posting anything. So anyway, cauliflower when I was 4 or 5. It didn't go over well... I ate a fairly decent sized chunk of it thinking it was basically white brocolli and I knew what it tasted like. I was wrong. Ehehehehe yeah I think I probably have the most extreme thing so far. The insect larvae cheese? Yeah I think even I would have to draw the line at that one. On a more mundane note I do dislike bitter food. Not so much because it tastes 'bad' in the traditional sense of the word, I'm just super sensitive to it. I pucker up with the slightest amount of anything bitter, even something as mild as coffee. That thing looks like it could kill you. It does. Falls on farmers and kills em. Two deaths annually, acccording to my father, who lived out in rural Philippines in his childhood and thus near durian farms. Edited April 9, 2014 by Carousel B 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 That thing looks like it could kill you. How do you know it didn't kill them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight Magician 494 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 I don't like broccoli. I wish I did though. The only vegetable I can tolerate is salad. The rest...just no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Blithering Div 247 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Somewhere between beets, fish and meat pie. I can neither confirm nor deny myself being the cause of electrical related malfunctions. Anyways, you wouldn't happen to have a jar of replacement magic smoke would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin590 0 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 raw fish in suchi. Just the thought of it alone makes me sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 I'm a fat bastard because I have a very bad sense of taste. I cannot stand vegetables. I have gagged and thrown up when forced to eat them.I also can't stand cheese. It's gross to me.I don't care for fish most of the time.I did try something once that will make some of you squirm. It was a bet.I was working at a live seafood packing factory. I was bet £20 by two people (meaning £40 profit) to eat a bit of prawn. Just the edible part of course. So I picked up a living prawn, ripped it's tail off (and crushing it's head so it died quick) pealed the shell off the meat and swallowed it. Whole affair was about twenty seconds long. One of the bastards gave me £20 from my own wallet. Gobshite.Anyway, the raw meat went straight down my throat no problem. It had a strong taste of salt around it. And no, I didn't get sick.But insider-tip for you if you read this far. Don't eat Prawn Cocktail crisps. Ever. 1 Avatar of OC by the lovely Skullgal56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaReaper 1,945 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Other then the fact i hate fish the worst nonfish food I ever tasted was escargot , yuck 1 ^^ avatar and sig by me Want a Reaper made Sig?Go here http://mlpforums.com/topic/75308-sigs-i-made-to-share-with-everyone/?p=1907748 Voted best Scootaloo fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antismurf9001 1,271 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 (edited) While I can't exactly remember if it's the worst thing I've ever tasted, a couple of months ago, the company I'm interning for was ordering lunch from this new place (the company will pay for part of what you order while we pay the rest, so it always makes sense to order lunch from wherever the company's getting it that day). I happen to be a big fan of caesar salads, so when I saw the menu item 'wasabi caesar salad' I quickly marked myself down to get that. A word to the wise: WASABI CAESAR DRESSING IS NOT CAESAR DRESSING!!! Not even close. On a scale of 1 to 'caesar dressing' it is approximately equivalent to anti-matter. I don't know what the hell a wasabi is, but I swear that I will dedicate the rest of my life to eradicating those vile things from the face of the planet. I presume that immediately afterwards I will be praised as the hero of mankind and declared your god-emperor. Edited April 9, 2014 by Antismurf9001 2 "Ceterum censeo background ponies delendas esse" - Stellafera Credit for the Octavia vector goes to the awesome Harmonic Revelations Credit for the creation of my avatar and signature goes to the amazing Wubsie Once again, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy 6,299 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Spinach is among the worst things I have ever eaten. Also chicken pot pie. The last time I ate these was during my early childhood, but I still remember directly and I will never eat either of them ever again. lol 1 Everything needs more woodwind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicHooves 2,705 April 9, 2014 Author Share April 9, 2014 Spinach is among the worst things I have ever eaten. Also chicken pot pie. The last time I ate these was during my early childhood, but I still remember directly and I will never eat either of them ever again. lol Hmm... spinach huh.Ever try it with vinegar, mayonnaise, and salt? It's good for me that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy 6,299 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Hmm... spinach huh. Ever try it with vinegar, mayonnaise, and salt? It's good for me that way. Vinegar and mayonnaise? I would never eat those either, lol. 1 Everything needs more woodwind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicHooves 2,705 April 9, 2014 Author Share April 9, 2014 Vinegar and mayonnaise? I would never eat those either, lol. I guess it's an aquired taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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