ZukoIsBestPony 561 April 28, 2014 Author Share April 28, 2014 How can you say no to that face? 2 My newest fanfic: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/196882/internal-struggle (Dark, rated T) Some oneshots: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/196109/scootaloos-past (Sad, rated T) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/192991/a-dragon-and-a-princess-walk-into-a-bar (Slice of life, rated T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoots and Dash 208 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 (edited) 1. The Stone Fish The most venomous fish in the world. 2. Cheetah They can run up to 70mph for a short period of time. 3. Brazilian Walking Spider Most venomous spider in the world. 4. Cows Cows kill more people a year than sharks. 5. Inland Taipan Most venomous snake in the world. 6. Female Angler Fish Frightening. Just... Frightening. 7. Anaconda These constrictors are all muscle and suffocate their prey to death. 8. Polar Bear Polar bears are the largest land predator & will attack furiously. 9. Bear Bears kill more people a year than sharks. Why is it you have to point out these creatures kill more than sharks? If I'm swimming in an ocean, or lake, and I can't see crap... a shark coming at you 50+ mph from below... you don't even know it's coming. Bears you can see and hear more than anything. Cows you can see. But for something like a shark to come up and maybe not kill me... but lets say RIP off an arm and/or a leg or even just sink it's teeth into me is scary. Sure a bear is scary. But a shark will forever scare me. If I ever am swimming in the ocean and I see a shark, I'm supposed to calmly swim away. I'll probably get my self killed flailing my arms and legs hyper ventilating to swim to shore. You are helpless in the water. I'm not saying being mauled by a bear or something else isn't the same. It's just your in an ocean... who knows how far out and you can't even see it end. All you see is a vast body of water... FILLED with hungry sharks. Shark attacks are brutal. I studied them and like I said. I know the odds, I don't want to be a part of the odds. Because no matter how slim, you make up the odds. I've had so many dreams where it feels like I am actually there, being torn apart by a shark... unable to breathe because I'm under water (and no I don't have sleep apnea). Some of my dreams feel so real. Then I wake up and I'm petrified for at least a half an hour later still recollecting the horrific nightmare I had. Edited April 28, 2014 by Scoots and Dash 2 Thanks to )O( Scarlet )O( for the signature! Count to 1,000,000 with us! Click here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inclement Blitz 35 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 (edited) Giant isopods...they freak me outtt Edited April 28, 2014 by Inclement Blitz 3 My OC, Inclement Blitz :3 Ask enderpony questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaasonsan 3,205 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 @@Scoots and Dash When you go in the water, you should bring a hippo to protect you. (Sorry I couldn't help myself ) Application REJECTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 How can you say no to that face?It's pretty easy, really. Watch: ^Click for my Deviant Art^ You truly are the Rosa Parks of not understanding what r34 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iiNANOii 33 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 The Megallodon. Scientists say it is extinct, but we've only expllored 5% of the ocean... danky doink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cimarronboy 248 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 I have a phobia of bees but ants are way more terrifying. The way they tear invaders apart is just beyond anything imaginable and that just regular ants they get worse with species like army, bulldog, and jack jumpers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 Come on, I LIVE IN SYDNEY. AND AUSTRALIA. They're actually pretty adorable, just saying. They don't bite you unless you aggravate them. I grew up in Arizona. I was chased once by a tarantula because I was throwing rocks at it. I was just a dumb kid, but you will be amazed how fast you can run when a gigantic spider comes after you. But to me the scariest animal is a grizzly bear. A lion or tiger will kill you quickly because they want to eat you. A grizzly will torture you to death, ripping and tearing with 6 inch claws. There is something wrong with a grizzly, I think it likes to hear it's victims scream. Thats why they say play dead and make no sound...but even then, the grizzly may hang out for an hour or two watching you...hoping you will start moving so it can torture you again. of all the animals, only grizzlys are psychotic. If I called any animal truly evil, it would be the grizzly bear. UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shady Bubbles 429 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 Naegleria Fowleri is an amoeba that crawls into your brain through the nose and eats gray matter until the victim hallucinates and eventually dies. They are commonly found in public pools. 3 "The Earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand." -Uncle Pom "Sometimes she wonders if she can do it like nuns do it but she never heard of Catholic religion or sinner's redemption" -K Dot Ask me a question: http://mlpforums.com/topic/96396-ask-shady/?hl=ask%20shady About Shady Bubbles: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/shady-bubbles-r6456 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 Naegleria Fowleri is an amoeba that crawls into your brain through the nose and eats gray matter until the victim hallucinates and eventually dies. They are commonly found in public pools. Brohoof. My wife just freaked out and left the room. High five! UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shady Bubbles 429 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 Brohoof. My wife just freaked out and left the room. High five! /) Just let her know she will be fine as long as she avoids creeks, lakes, rivers, pools, oceans, and water in general 2 "The Earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand." -Uncle Pom "Sometimes she wonders if she can do it like nuns do it but she never heard of Catholic religion or sinner's redemption" -K Dot Ask me a question: http://mlpforums.com/topic/96396-ask-shady/?hl=ask%20shady About Shady Bubbles: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/shady-bubbles-r6456 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1FluttershyFan 206 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 I would have to ay my brother. Ha Ha! Kidding! but I think that anglerfish are pretty creepy - "Um... I was just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?" Fluttershy is Best Pony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Bliss 1,674 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 Cockroaches...omg cockroaches.... I see them and I scream... Big or small, oh god worse if they are huge! I remember one flew passed my head while on the computer, screamed bloody murder, found a can of bug killer, searched for it for about 10mins and finally killed it. It's not so much that they are ugly and horrible to look at, but to not know where they been, carrying all sorts of bacteria or viruses...Imagine if they walked all over your stuff, your food, your silverware and not know it...*gags* 1 I'm just a silly little alicorn, trying to get by in the fandom ^^ The Lightning Bliss Show Lightning Bliss DevianArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Dust 85 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 odly enough whales scare the living daylight out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shady Bubbles 429 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 Anyone scared of spiders? The average person swallows 10 in their sleep "The Earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand." -Uncle Pom "Sometimes she wonders if she can do it like nuns do it but she never heard of Catholic religion or sinner's redemption" -K Dot Ask me a question: http://mlpforums.com/topic/96396-ask-shady/?hl=ask%20shady About Shady Bubbles: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/shady-bubbles-r6456 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 /) Just let her know she will be fine as long as she avoids creeks, lakes, rivers, pools, oceans, and water in general She's covering her ears. Poor thing. UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shady Bubbles 429 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 HOW ABOUT NOPE. http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp Still creeps me out, though... Thank you for that. If my grandmother was still here I'd have a talk with her about where her "elderly wisdom" comes from. But still spiders are scary. I've never liked them after reading Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark "The Earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand." -Uncle Pom "Sometimes she wonders if she can do it like nuns do it but she never heard of Catholic religion or sinner's redemption" -K Dot Ask me a question: http://mlpforums.com/topic/96396-ask-shady/?hl=ask%20shady About Shady Bubbles: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/shady-bubbles-r6456 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywolfin 102 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 Ladies and Gentlemen... prepare to have your nightmares thoroughly invaded. I give you...THIS THING! 2 "There are a million ways we should’ve died before today… and a million ways we can die before tomorrow… but we fight for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether its two minutes or two days, we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up." – Riley, The Last of Us: Left Behind Banner courtesy of Paradigm-zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CT-1138 3,182 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 Ladies and Gentlemen... prepare to have your nightmares thoroughly invaded. I give you...THIS THING! Okay man, you win the thread. 1 Love is a most potent magic My FiMFiction | My DA | My Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywolfin 102 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 @, I honestly have no idea what that is. I saw a picture of it a while back and decided I'm never going back in the ocean... "There are a million ways we should’ve died before today… and a million ways we can die before tomorrow… but we fight for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether its two minutes or two days, we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up." – Riley, The Last of Us: Left Behind Banner courtesy of Paradigm-zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaasonsan 3,205 April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 @, I honestly have no idea what that is. I saw a picture of it a while back and decided I'm never going back in the ocean... A reverse image search tells me it is a "Sarcastic Fringehead". I am not making that up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcastic_fringehead 1 Application REJECTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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