Celestial Wish 349 April 30, 2014 #1 Share April 30, 2014 (Post jokes that can make ponies have a good laugh! ) *Puns can be included. Rules:KEEP IT NON-OFFENSIVE. Why did the stop light turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people. 2 "You die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delernil 952 April 30, 2014 #2 Share April 30, 2014 Makusu. badum-tish 2 I only love you platonically. As in plate tectonics. As in two bodies sliding against each other. <3 -Makusu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicPony 440 April 30, 2014 #3 Share April 30, 2014 What do Polar Bears get from sitting on ice too long? Polaroids 1 Sig by The Frozen Pegasus Avatar by Royal Samurott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Wish 349 April 30, 2014 Author #4 Share April 30, 2014 A man didn't like his haircut.... but it started to grow on him. "You die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicPony 440 April 30, 2014 #5 Share April 30, 2014 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know Y 1 Sig by The Frozen Pegasus Avatar by Royal Samurott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,389 April 30, 2014 #6 Share April 30, 2014 Why can't a nose be 12 inches? Because then it's a foot! 1 Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 May 1, 2014 #7 Share May 1, 2014 *Knock knock* "Come in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 May 1, 2014 #8 Share May 1, 2014 What happens when clock makers fight? They get ticked off! Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 May 1, 2014 #9 Share May 1, 2014 What do you call a bear with no teeth. A GUMMY BEAR. ^Click for my Deviant Art^ On 2014-07-23 at 2:30 AM, CITRUS KING46 said: You truly are the Rosa Parks of not understanding what r34 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 May 1, 2014 #10 Share May 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe 216 May 1, 2014 #11 Share May 1, 2014 What does the farmer use to count his cows? A Cowculator... 1 I am a brony, and I am proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razpul 55 January 29, 2015 #12 Share January 29, 2015 Anypony got any good jokes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Rarity 1,240 January 29, 2015 #13 Share January 29, 2015 Well, there's one my friends like to do all the time. Reveal hidden contents What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Reveal hidden contents Nobody knows. And there's the ever popular- Reveal hidden contents Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-MOOOO! 3 My deviantART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James A Williams 199 January 29, 2015 #14 Share January 29, 2015 Did you hear about the goldfish who got bankrupt? Now he's a bronzefish. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Sassy Dashie~ 712 January 29, 2015 #15 Share January 29, 2015 I heard Ariel the princess was really shellfish. I made that one up on the spot XD 3 Friendship is not about whom you've known the longest..It's about those who've never left your side. Ask me anything! My OC Siggie by the lovely MiniKirby123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Rarity 1,240 January 29, 2015 #16 Share January 29, 2015 Also this one that I'm sure you've all heard. Reveal hidden contents Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock! Uh... who's there? Banana. Knock knock! Who's there?! Banana. Knock knock! WHO'S THERE?! Banana. Knock knock! WHO. IS. THERE? Orange. ...Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? And this one: Reveal hidden contents Knock knock. Who's there? Will you remember me in a day? Yes... Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? YES. Will you remember me in a year? YES! Will you remember me in five years? YES ALREADY! Knock knock! ...Who's there? You forgot me already?! And then the dad jokes. Reveal hidden contents Child: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad! Reveal hidden contents Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: POOF! You're a sandwich! 2 My deviantART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddG 554 January 29, 2015 #17 Share January 29, 2015 - Where does the General keep his Armies? Up his sleeves. 2 Join in the Vocaloid music and discussion on the Vocaloid Channel! My OC, Sunlight Charm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombienixon 330 January 29, 2015 #18 Share January 29, 2015 If a psychiatrist interviews a hooker, who pays for the hour? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinylWubs 1,257 January 29, 2015 #19 Share January 29, 2015 hmmm Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? to get to the users house! knock knock whos there? the chicken! 1 My OCS: Console: https://mlpforums.com/character/82-console-dream/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Rarity 1,240 January 29, 2015 #20 Share January 29, 2015 Oh, oh, I've got one that Harry Potter fans will get! Reveal hidden contents Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? Reveal hidden contents So no one will know what side he's on. 4 My deviantART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stardust Balance 7,739 January 29, 2015 #21 Share January 29, 2015 A man blew a horn directly into a mime's ear. It was defeaning. 1 OC: http://mlpforums.com/blog/2302/entry-15056-main-oc-stardust-balance/ Ask Stardust Balance: http://mlpforums.com/topic/126234-ask-stardust-balance-if-you-dare/#entry3667839 http://kevan.org/jh/stardust+balance+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone~ 614 January 29, 2015 #22 Share January 29, 2015 Did you hear about the time Rarity bumped into a church bell? It was THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. DING! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razpul 55 January 29, 2015 #23 Share January 29, 2015 (edited) Knock knock who's there Yacht yacht who yacht a know me by now Edited January 30, 2015 by Razpul 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marigo 37 February 9, 2015 #24 Share February 9, 2015 Q: Why did Applejack buck Flash Sentry in the face? A: [ Because Apple doesn't Support Flash! ] (white text, click and drag from left to right to reveal) I know, that was a dumb joke use this thread to share your jokes! 4 "You are weird, I am weird, we all are weird; that's what makes life worth living" ~marigo Deviantart: http://aponysadventure.deviantart.com/ Tumblr: http://aponysadventure.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gearbox10mm 794 February 9, 2015 #25 Share February 9, 2015 Airline food. What is up with that stuff? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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