Ask Tirek

[Shanks 10,816]

I am lord Tirek, and I am going to take what should have been mine long ago but before I do I will grant you pathetic mortals the right to ask me a few things.

 

 

[nami438 90]

Tirek, why did you try to capture ponies instead of just capturing more dragons? You already had Spike.

[Shanks 10,816]

Tirek, why did you try to capture ponies instead of just capturing more dragons? You already had Spike.

My rainbow of darkness can do many things but for some reason could not turn a baby dragon into an adult dragon. I already had a nice trophy case for Spikes head, a shame I didn't get a chance to put it there as it would have been for my dungeon, but I had to keep him alive long enough for Scorpan to do my bidding which is evil 101.

[Brainstorm 4,106]

Tirek,

What's it like in the gates of tartus?

[Shanks 10,816]

Tirek,

What's it like in the gates of tartus?

More boring than you might think, I see all sorts of monsters and abominations but you can't do much if you are chained down and placed into a cage.

[Hastur 505]

Can you please fight the God of Bladed Weapons for me?

[Shanks 10,816]

Can you please fight the God of Bladed Weapons for me?

If he has any powerful magic to drain I will.

[Hastur 505]

If he has any powerful magic to drain I will.

Mr Knife: *is levitating over you* You will have to fight for my power that you call magic, that is, if you truly want it, you must weaken me first

[Brainstorm 4,106]

More boring than you might think, I see all sorts of monsters and abominations but you can't do much if you are chained down and placed into a cage.

What about Ceberus?

[Shanks 10,816]

What about Ceberus?

Cerberus is an overgrown mutt, a mutt that was a problem in my weakened state until he abandoned his post. Apparently all it took was a demon throwing a ball, it wasn't my idea but I saw my opportunity and took it to make my escape.

[Sazama Ichida 2,367]

Do you feel any different because the elements of harmony were used against you?

Like maybe...The urge to be evil has diminished any I mean? Just asking cuz the elements of harmony tend to have a purification effect on whoever they're used on. Everypony else who was defeated by them turned good. (Nightmare Moon, Discord and Sunset Shimmer)

[Shanks 10,816]

Do you feel any different because the elements of harmony were used against you?

No, I should have killed the whole lot of them while I had the chance and if when I will strike when the opportunity presents itself.

[Arceus Clone 42]

Have you ever met my friend Giratina?

[Shanks 10,816]

Have you ever met my friend Giratina?

No, I have much stranger creatures though.

[aidanbrony 12]

What do you do when your not trying to destroy equestria?

[Shanks 10,816]

What do you do when your not trying to destroy equestria?

I prefer the term enslave, much more accurate but I suppose if you must know the creature watching in Tartarus is decent.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Ever play sports with parents around?

[Shanks 10,816]

Ever play sports with parents around?

Yes, I played bowling with their skulls when I was 12, I tried with their heads intact but it got a bit too messy with all the blood. I asked Scorpan if he wanted to play a few round he decided to be a party pooper.

Edited May 14, 2014 by EarthbendingProdigy

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Why does glass taste so good?

[Shanks 10,816]

Why does glass taste so good?

I don't know, Discord claims it is better than candy I would ask him. He has the strangest taste in food,

[Arceus Clone 42]

Another question:

Who do you consider your polar opposite?

[Shanks 10,816]

Another question:

Who do you consider your polar opposite?

Scorpan, he betrayed me and for what? He used to be a true leader and could have ruled by my side bu went soft for some pathetic, weak minded pony.

[Tabe 216]

Would you have tried to bring death and destruction to Equestria if you knew there was a forth Alicorn princess?

Edited May 14, 2014 by Tabe

[Hastur 505]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA

 

Can you try to steal his magic?! And can you keep up with lyrics he throws to you at supersonic speeds?!

[Shanks 10,816]

Would you have tried to bring death and destruction to Equestria if you knew there was a forth Alicorn princess?

My plans would have to have been slightly altered but I would have still been able to implement my plans. I didn't count on Discord being free either but that gullible fool was quite useful to me for a while.

 

 

Can you try to steal his magic?! And can you keep up with lyrics he throws to you at supersonic speeds?!

It is hard to say who is weaker and more cowardly, humans or ponies. If he has any magic to give I will take it though humans don't tend to have as much of it.