Have you ever been in a bar, see that perfect lady, and this happens to you?
Hahahaha, stupid peasant! You need pick-up lines!
So walk on down to your local Wondertorium and pick up...
The Personal Pick-Up Line Book!
This is the new book that will get you into conversations with all the good-looking folks with ease!
With such lines as:
"Got a Band Aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."
"My love for you is like diarrhe
I guess I'm a little late on finding out about this thing. About a couple of months ago, Capcom announced one of their newest projects; Mighty No.9. This thing, I assume, is meant to help Mega Man fans find some shred of life in the Mega Man series. I mean, there hasn't been a real Mega Man game since Mega Man 9 and 10 on Xbox Live and such. I see some really big potential for this project, actually. I think it's about time for Capcom's Blue Bomber to make some form of return.
I'm leaving this forum, goodbye.
Now before you complain that I'm "leaving the fandom" or any of that BS, let me explain why I am doing this. I thought about it for a while and I realized, there's no point in staying here anymore. I'm nothing at all like most bronies.
1. I couldn't care less about fandom shout outs.
2. I don't have a paternal instinct towards Derpy or FlutterShy .
3. I consider dubstep to be a plague upon the music industry.
4. It took me more than half of th
I was looking around when I found this:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7863104256/hDFFBA09F/
I don't know what this could mean. New Pokemon perhaps? If so, then how would they do that? This is not an online game. You can't just get an update. Well, if you could, you would have to have it hooked up to router or something, but all the Pokemon fans do not have internet, so I doubt it.
Leave some thoughts in the comments. I don't know how this will play out.
The Masquerade (G1.5 TV episode, July 25th 1992, 11 minutes)
Summary: The girls are to attend a costume ball where they dress up as what they want to be in the future. Bon Bon feels that her dream isn't possible, and is too embarrassed to go.
Yeah, the pony brushing her teeth in the intro gets freakier each time I see it.
Masquerade party that evening? Only an hour or two to come up with costumes? Really? I mean, yes, I do that, but I have a room of my house devoted to period clothin
Enter the Dominatrix is a mission DLC addon for Saints Row IV. After playing through the missions, I swear, I've never laughed so much in ever. the humour was silly and crazy, much in the same way as the base game, but a whole lot more.
some of you may be thinking about the name, well, YES there will be gimps. gimps trying to beat you to death with giant...pleasure devices. I literally burst out laughing when I saw the name of the new tank, the 'Dildozer'. though I was glad to see the return
Malinter
Trees, Wolves and Cutie Marks
Imagine a small colt who is a little bigger than most of his classmates, with a nice brown coat that looks like the mahogany equivalent of fur, with a messy green mane and tail. Blue eyes, white hooves, a slight nibble on the left ear from a fight with another pony. Nice teeth if I’d smiled enough to show them. That was me, back then.
My name is Malinter.
My mother died giving birth to me and my father could never be located, I lea
I've watched so many people play the game... Which, by the way, is available on steam. If you want it.
This blog will contain unmarked spoilers, as without them it's kinda hard to explain the psychological oddities I've found. Also, I have no idea how to mark them as spoilers.
So, a few things I've noticed in all the let's plays of it.
But first, if you haven't played it yet, and you want to save every experience for yourself, please do. Also, if you've played it before reading onward
I know this is just concept art, but when I saw this picture, my jaw almost hit the floor. As far as I'm concerned, Tails and Amy's models are okay. Although, the two models I'm concerned with are Sonic and Knuckles' models, especially Knuckles' model. Sonic seriously needs to take a comb to his quills. In fact, upon seeing the shadows, his model reminded me of Crash Bandicoot a little bit. Now, Knuckles. Knuckles is meant to be a powerhouse, I get that. But, this model doesn't sit well with me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq1ISxOmp90
If you want to see an obvious new toy being well-handled in a series, watch Bill or Ben?, a brilliant Thomas & Friends episode that debuted in the U.K. a few weeks ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oykvs8ePij8
Welcome to the second part of my trivia-scouring journey into Romero's Living Dead trilogy. Let's set the mood and start things off with Dawn of the Dead,the movie that convinced everybody to try and break into a mall during a zombie apocalypse.
NOPE.
- The original story for Night of the Living Dead was so large in scope that (similar to Star Wars) that it was split into three parts, with the later two bei
I was playing Killing floor, a long game on hard in the map KF-Bedlam
my team and I managed to work out a rhythm of playing. we all enter the courtyard, upstairs, there a 4 points of entry, though one entry was weldable. we have a support specialist on the door, keeping it welded. and then we have any other class fending off the other ZEDs, I was the team medic, healing the guys whenever they needed it.
the plan seemed to work for the entire 10 rounds, and then came the Patriarch round.
Just me racing 2 very fast cars, now I know I'm not the best at this, but hey, at least I didn't wreck them right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNdCXut0fxo
Have you ever been so bored? Don't have anything to do? Wanna ride a bike, but you don't want to be caught riding one because all the druggies ride bikes? Then why don't you buy one of OURS?!
INTRODUCING!
THE AMAZING INVISIBLE BICYCLE!
It's the latest technology in the pretend department! It's so much fun! Just look at these clips!
hehehehe! Such elegance! Such joy, no? The kid's will love this piece of art! For just 35 payments of 369.36$, this can be yours
Out of Luck (G1.5 TV episode, July 24th 1992, 11 minutes)
Summary: Clover decides the teapot she found is a bad luck charm, and finds it impossible to get rid of.
Junkyard. You know, there were a lot of different kid's shows and books centered around romanticized junkyards back in the 70's and 80's. It was definitely a thing of the times.
'Jillion Jangles' Did they name the currency *just* for that joke?
That playhouse was just recently put together. It's not exactly a good job i
Long ago, in the kingdom of magic horses with butt tattoos, there were two sisters.
One was named Sunbutt, she raised and lowered the sun, her butt-tattoo was the sun.
The other was Moonbutt, she raised and lowered the moon, her butt tattoo looks like somebody hit her with a pen and it broke sending the ink all over, and then somebody drew a moon over it. Kind of like when you pass out drunk and your friends draw all over you.
Moonbutt noticed that ponies didn't like playing or just
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/Pony-Pack-Gamer-Pictures/7ae2baba-8eb7-4c37-aaae-aee6d6fd1cf1
You're eyes aren't playing games with you, people. This is a real freaking thing. There are literally MLP FIM gamer tags on Xbox Live available for purchase. When I firs t found this out, I was a bit surprised. Someone over at the Microsoft Corporation is a brony? I didn't see that coming. I might get a pack of these, but I'm likely just going to stick with Sonic or Batman.
(Thanks, Ditzy, f
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UYR3dorshwA
Oh Johnny, you unfortunately ironic sonnuvahgun.
It's about time we got around to the granddaddy of all modern zombie fiction, and shortly after its 45th anniversary, too.
This is another one of my favorites. I have a lot of favorites, you see.
- The movie was almost about an alien pathogen that infected living people and called Night of the Flesh Eaters (remember that piece of information, we'll get ba
Case Keenum's first ever NFL start couldn't have been in a worst scenario. The Texans are coming off a 4 game losing streak, the KC were undefeated and the stadium had a record breaking record in terms of sound.
How did he do extremely well considering the circumstances. Foster got out during the first offenses drive, and didn't return Tate couldn't get a running game going (of course he's not Foster and never will be) the Texans run game was non-existent rushing for only 73 yards which for a Q