long gone

You missed the part were Smaug does the YMCA with Bilbo.

And the part where things happen.

NO.

Well, dude, lemme say this.

 

I've got a really weak heart muscle, right? Myocardium. Like, so bad I have to take a high-dosage blood thinner.

 

But, dude, I'm just 17, and I forget to take it sometimes.

 

On the days I forget to take it, which, that day was probably one of the days, I'm prone to get super-fuckin'-stressed, super-fuckin'-easy

 

I mean, your heart starts beating faster when you're stressed, and when my blood is thick, it starts beating extra-fast and extra-hard. Like, it hurts.

 

Rarity-hate is a topic that causes a lot of stress for me. It's not that I care whether or not someone likes our dislikes her, but when they're asshats about it, yeahh. I get offended. 

 

Especially so on days I don't take my blood thinners, which, I'm willing to bet that was one of the days

 

I took the liberty of unblocking you, dude That was kinda a dick move on my part, so sorry about that

Ah, I see. Well, that explains it. And thanks.

Old-ish blog, but eh. While Rarity isn't one of my favorite ponies, I'm more or less "meh" when it comes to her at this point really. I kinda have to have some sort of respect for her anyway, one of my real-life friends (who just happens to be from the same town as me, went to the same highschool as me and is also a member of this forum) loves her and is kinda making me otherwise we can't be friends anymore

From what I understand, you blocked me because I posted a status with a video where Rarity says a Spy line, then this thing falls on her and Twilight says a Soldier insult (both are TF2 voiceovers, with the first related to the notorious Magical Mercenary item.) I posted it as a joke, no harm intended. I can see how you took it as you did, but I Pinkie Pie swear that it was meant to be a joke and nothing more than that.

"I'm sitting here fingering your armpit with my corpse and you're just sitting there waving to the audience?" I lost it.

Oh, I thought it was the Large Pixel Collider.

"I guess this is not unfamiliar to all of you who are not native speakers of this wonderful, yet sometimes confusing language."

Normal Germanic pronunciation rules are too mainstream. We created our own by mixing French, Latin and Germanic rules.

tbh I kinda wish English was more like the other west Germanic languages. J should be used like how Y is in English, leave the dj-sound to Romance languages (and Romance language accessories.)

Ah yes, Jin15.

He's seriously screwed up. Which is an understatement.

When is The Sims never on drugs?

Man, I LOVE this guy. I've seen some of his other email conversations, including one about selling concealable "weapons." That was hilarious.

I forget, where do these come from again? I remember reading them a few years ago but forgot where they are.

Did he graduate top of his class in the Navy SEALS, too? 

I think he's trained in gorilla warfare.

Did that, still no not-Google+ comments on most YouTube videos.

Fool, I only accept Gaben's divinity.

Not here.

Only thing you've succeeded in saying is the obvious, that MLP is a big toy commercial. Just like every other show based on a Hasbro IP. And also things like the Pokemon anime, that is based on a video game series.

Skyla being Shining Armor and Cadance's baby, that's nothing but speculation.

Fake and gay.

Also Photoshopped.

Can you tell from some of the pixels?

I dunno, isn't My Little Pony that thing for little girls? Sounds icky.

I think, it was photoshopped...

Most games listed were exclusive titles no? :U

Don't worry, we have exclusives too.

Thousands of them.

Dating back to the 1970s.

I think the answer is obvious.

If we could have a congress that can get shit done without devolving to this, a president that knows what he's doing and representatives that represent The People, that'd be great.

"I don't have a HD TV, so 720p is the best I can do"

720p is HD. If you have a 720p TV, then it's a HDTV.

I got it. I put it on my Solder.

This is going to be comedy gold.

"Kill me now"

Later.