Tyroq

In Soviet Equestria, cupcakes bake you!

And the forums take a breath. Silence momentarily hangs in the air. I can see the crickets timidly peaking their heads out of the cracks between the threads.

I am the donut czar! All hail the sprinkles!

In Soviet Equestria, cutie marks find you!

Oh yeah, I hadn't even noticed the thread post count. Holy crap this is the single most popular thread on the entire forums.

Anypony here play Portal 2 and wanna do some co op with me? I never got around to doing the new DLC part of the co op yet. I did the rest ages ago, but haven't been back to it since.

And by the time I read this you were already up to 678... my god you robots are fast.

Like Russian Reversal, but with ponies! (idea credit to XFizzle, in my status) I'll start... In Soviet Equestria, ponies watch you! In Soviet Equestria, the moon banishes you to Celestia! In Soviet Equestria, winter wraps up you!

Hey, we all gotta have a hobby right? Mine's accusing people of being robots.

Again? Has this phenomenon happened before?

So this was pretty much you, growing up...

Yeah, I'd imagine having to clean up all that motor oil would be pretty gross. But that's what you get for trying to eat human food. -_-

There is, in fact a paypal donation option here. Twilight Sparkle can give you the details, but yes, short answer, there is.

Too slow, robot.

Move to the top of a mountain and live in solitude. Then send out word that you are, in fact, a sage. People will come from far and wide to hear your wisdom. When they ask you questions, respond with quotes from MLP. Soon the world will be amazed at the pony fandom, and the message of love and tolerance will spread!

Nope, if you'll notice on the Welcome Plaza main page it says posts made here won't count toward your total. So you need to post in regular threads for your count to increase.

You know, you should put an ad in craigslist. LF: Bronies in the [town_name} area. See if anyone responds.

Uh oh, the program is adapting of its own accord. We may have underestimated its learning curve. Begin level 2 observation protocols. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

I'm a member of Project: Space Ball. We specialize in intelligence and uncovering government secrets.

Oh, just like signs of your biological heritage. So tell me, does your imaginary Walmart allow robots to buy pet ponies? I would think there'd be a law or something against that...

Well, robots typically can't do magic. If they could that'd pretty much be the end of life as we know it. So for you... there must be some other explanation. Aha! You're a cyborg. That's gotta be it. Celestia had you implanted with cybernetic technology before leaving Canterlot in order to better spy on the citizens of Ponyville, didn't she? That's why you're so super smart, and you can still do magic because you still have fleshy parts. Ooh, and that's why you went crazy last saturday when you thought you'd be tardy. Because computers can't be tardy, it's against their programming, so your cyborg parts must have been injecting your body with all sorts of chemicals causing you to degenerate into a fit of insanity trying to fulfil your programming. Eureka! That explains it all! Twilight Sparkle is a cyborg spy for Princess Celestia. Suddenly I'm scared...