*shrugs*
We must have wildly conflicting views on what constitutes a masterpiece, then. Eva excels in every area I value in media. It doesn't in yours. I suppose we'll never agree.
By the way, those Bennett the Sage reviews you posted up there, in my humble opinion, fail as criticism since they say nothing insightful and repeatedly fail to judge the work on its own terms. He proves how puerile his opinion is when he rambles at length about how Asuka isn't a "badass," as if that means anything. Still entertaining enough, I suppose.
Mind you, I have seen respectable negative criticisms of the show (from the likes of JesuOtaku). Bennett's just isn't one of them.