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MustLoveCats

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  1. This was not the only one I found that at. I said there are more that you guys can rely on.
  2. Read http://dailycurrant.com/2013/07/01/nasa-finds-message-from-god-on-mars/ and http://dailycurrant.com/2013/02/01/message-god-hidden-dna-sequence/ About a hundred other news sites say the same. Amen, this is what I'm trying to tell these hypocrites.
  3. You can't just say God doesn't exist because bad things happen. Otherwise, everything and everyone would literally be perfect. 9/11 was planned and performed by Islamic terrorists. When we die, we will see God. He will either condemn us to hell or grant us life in heaven. God doesn't "sort out" people when they sin, he lets people find out about God and repent, whether it be word of mouth from another Christian to something as absurd as a youtube video. The devil does indeed exist, and he creates bad things to temp Christians to turn away from God. Think about it: Would you like to live a life of sin and luxury on Earth for less than 100 years then suffer eternally? Or do whatever it takes to fight the good fight, worship God, repent, and be blessed when you die? If youre not convinced yet read this: In Christianity God wants everyone to be nice and kind to each other, don't hate. Someone else's view is this: It's okay to be a rotten banana peel because why the heck not. But I dont have that sort of philosophy, non-Christians are, as I said before, mostly meanies and terrorists. They think no one will punish them. God will, they are just reluctant to accept that while they live.
  4. You dont have to believe in something for it to be real. You could choose not to believe terrorists are real, but they'll still be there terrorizing. You could choose not to believe cruelty or abuse is real, but trust me it is real. It's there somewhere. You saying you shouldnt go to hell for not beliving in it is like saying you shouldn't be punished for your wrongs because you don't believe in a punishment.
  5. This sort of voodoo bull is for atheists. I am Christian. When you die, you either go the heaven eternally or suffer in hell eternally. Depends on whether you sin or are saved and repented.
  6. MustLoveCats

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    Death to the infidel, Great Cat is no Ceiling Cat! I am favored by the gods of cleverness. Which means I am smarter than you. And the Great Artifact does anything. Anything. I made myself a god with it. NOW SAVE THE WORLD FROM ME!
  7. What's the rush? You don't like math? That's fine, me neither.
  8. Is that a calculator? Oh, do stay, yes! I am certain you will love my math homework!
  9. I make them punch you to death because I do not know who they are. I leave MLP Forums.
  10. I make you eat the plastic bottle. I leave a teddy bear.
  11. I stuff you in the toaster and toast you. I leave the Great Artifact.
  12. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DmghhLqu31cQ
  13. I shall never convert! For I am pure Catist, glory to cats and the kitten king highest!
  14. MustLoveCats

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    Do not worry, the Great Artifact is perfectly safe if its wielder does not want to kill you with it! Or do you mean the famine and flood? Don't worry, I am invincible.
  15. MustLoveCats

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    *uses the Great Artifact to flood home and create famine*
  16. MustLoveCats

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    Have it your way! *summons Adolf Hitler*
  17. Say, isn't two just... too big of a number to stop counting at? i prefer one. (last time since i did it twice)
  18. Ooh free candy! Look fillies, the candy mare has free candy!
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