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  1. piece5
    He's polish? His prof is in my friends feed, always status updating. I had no idea who he was. Themoreyouknow.gif
  2. piece5
    Ayy lmao
  3. piece5
    Go back to sleep, like a bona fide badass he is. We are. Which would it be? Idk, bruh, idk. Anywho, angel obvs deserves some cherries. Anyone willing to go those lengths for a fruit is too badass for me. As long as he leaves my plums and bananas alone, we don't have a prob. /end
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    I don't have a favorite track, but Datsik has never failed to deliver in my opinion. If I absolutely had to choose a fav Dubstep track, I'd probably go with something like "Nuke Em" or "Guess I Got My Swagga Back". Ooh ooh ooh! Or "Heavy Artillery", or "Sound Champion", or "Destroid" or "Bounce (Antiserum and Mayhem Remix), or the Shambhala mixes.
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    >puppies are cute>men can be cute >gay is bad >/RANT You'd be surprised at the soupandcrackers people can pull out their asses.
  6. piece5
    I find serial killers and sociopaths incredibly interesting, especially when the serial killers get away with murder after murder for decades almost. I find demonic stuff interesting as well. Sketch ass possessions and demonic presences make me go cray excitement. Some people find my love of ponies disturbing as well. I don know why, but hey. To each their own.
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    I feel the same way, but with EVERYTHING. If you like something, own it but don't flaunt it. /Poи3s, /sexuality, /religion, /all the things. Occasional references in casual conversation is okay (I try to encourage it) but making obscure bridges between talking about a puppy and then ranting about gay marriage and your beliefs on it makes me go Dafuq.jpg and then I roundhousethaface.exe and make you crylikeabitch.gif Jk I wouldn't make you cry. Liek ef u cri evritiem.
  8. piece5
    Ayy lmao he looks like the bro from Tangled, Ryder or whatevs. I find myself oddly attracted to him. CAN'T CATCH ME, GAY THOUGHTS!
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    >Be random person twelve years from now >I'll join the army! >runtorecruitment.exe >yes army for one please >you got tattoos? >covered in tattoos >you're good bruh >here's a gun >#swag >in the Middle East >dead >NEXT.jpg >mfw this happens
  10. piece5
    I'd have to go with a Beretta M9A1 in a 9mm MasterRace round. I've also got a hella smexy Mauser in 7mm, thing is a freaking beast and accurate as all hell. The AR and AK variants are pretty sweet, although I'm not as much a fan of rifles. /end
  11. piece5
    Probably Beelzebub. Oh, nope, never mind. Wrong possession. My favorite thing I own would probably be a tie between my books, phone, computer, guitars, tv/xbox, and my bed. #PartyHard /end
  12. piece5
    Ah dude I love doing that! Sometimes I actually scare myself. Give me goosebumps and shizzles. And then I think, wow. That's some sketchy crap right there. I also like to imagine myself as a superhero saving all the peeps n such. Guess I'm crazy or something.
  13. piece5
    Naturally they must do all these things. Especially party hats.
  14. piece5
    I love the royal guard, but the show doesn't really expand on them besides protectors of the princess. Ranking structure, core values, their creed, it all disappeared. So what you and I shall do, dear brothers and sisters, is create the royal guard. Here's what I think so far: >Captain is the highest rank, below princess. >ranking goes down from captain to the lowly Guardsmen, then up to Guardsman First Class, Senior Guardsman, and on and on to Sergeant, master sergeant, chief master sergeant, then enlisted officer ranks to captain. >Creed would center on the Princesses then Equestria in ranking order. >Duty before self >Integrity and honor >Excellence in all they do Add more, please for the love of Sun and Moon butt add more.
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    Yeah, but arguing more than just that inspirational bro inside you. >be me >what do they really mean by the second amendment >Le examples >Le counter examples >Le attack counter examples, build more >attack the attack, build more >I see your (my) point, but arguement.exe >yes, yes, but logicandreasons.jpg >and on and on
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    >be me >middle of the night >hear my name called >ugh what mom >she didn't say anything >soupandcrackers.exe >am I crazy >pftnah.jpg >hear it again >respond in my head >answers back >oh cool I'll never be lonely again >awesomeface.exe >be me >middle of the night >hear my name called >ugh what mom >she didn't say anything >soupandcrackers.exe >am I crazy >pftnah.jpg >hear it again >respond in my head >answers back >oh cool I'll never be lonely again >awesomeface.exe storyofmylife.jpg All the time. I'll do it while I'm brushing my teeth.
  17. piece5
    PINKAMENA!!! I guess we're all a little bit cray cray. Soupandcrackers.exe RUNAWAY.jpg /dead
  18. piece5
    Like straight up talk to yourself and fight with yourself? I do it all the time, helps me think. Like yesterday. >Be me, watching the news >see some new Ebola news >begin thinking about how they can quarantine >be other me, says no you can't quarantine people >first me, yes you can, how else can we save people >second me, it's a matter of freedom of travel >First me, well naturally, but restricting a couple bros and sisters is worth it to prevent the spread >call myself a moron >laugh and change the channel. I can't be the only one, right?
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    Yuss indeedy, which is why my forearms are gonna have to wait a few more years. The rest are bueno though, maybe not calves though. Also, my recruiter was very adamant that I not get tattoos, as they could actually disqualify me. I was all like "Yo for srs?" And he was all like "#ZeroTolerance" an I was all like "Mane, not swag at all" an he was all like "Respect". That's a legit transcription. I recorded it. Anywho though, tat regs suck. Ah well, my forearms shall be well rested for the application of an ink-stained sharp ass piece of metal to jab into my skin and stain the flesh. Rather morbid, when you think about it.
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    To quote Wiz Khalifa, "Imma ink my whole body I don't give a mo' foop". Soon as I get out of the military/basic/to the point where they don't care about tattoos anymore, Fluttershy's Cutie Mark goes on my right shoulder above my tricep/bicep, Twi's CM on my left, Celestia on my right shoulder on my back, Luna on my left, the mane six CM in a rune/tribal kind of thing mid back, discord on my right calf, Chrysalis on my left, Sombra on my left rib, and that Minotaur (Tirek? Idk) somewhere. Then the mane six in pony form on my right forearm and human on my left. My martial arts/jiu jitsu/MMA class signia goes on my right ribs, then the dates of loved ones aroun my collarbone and chest. IMMA INK MAH WHOLE BODY!!! /end
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    An I you can make it past the atrocious grammar in that title, would you mind drawing/helping me make my OC? I've got him all figured out, he's a darker grey Pegasus with the Air Force logo as his cutie mark. Shorter hair/mane, gold eyes. Simple and straightforward, except I has no drawing skills (again, upmost apologies for grammatical atrocities). You can kik me at piece5_1, except I probz won't respond because I'm out of data on my phone, so Sunday or Nov 1 would be the first I can get back to you. But only if you want to, I'm not really in demand or anything. So I guess I say thanks, or something. Social rules haven't been something I'm good at. So, uh, thanks? Maybe? Whatever. /end /forward slash /newhashtag.
  22. piece5
    I love you so much right now. 8bit polka with ponies! I think mucho yes. I watched it so many times, then I started crying from laughing so hard.
  23. piece5
    Yeah, I thought so too. That's why I decide to put them in places that wouldn't bar me from getting a job or anything. Gave it a lot of thought, this is what I want to do. Wanted to see if anyone had any cooler pics that would make good tats.
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    http://ifunny.mobi/i/gVmsngHB2 Been thinking this would make a good tattoo, but instead of one CM, it would be the mane six around a Spike sillhouette. It would be on my back, thinking below and between my shoulder blades. My shoulder blades would have the rune style CMs of Princess Celestia and Luna. Discord down my right leg, queen Chrysalis down my left. Twilight and Fluttershy on my left and right shoulders, respectively. You think it would be a pretty badass tattoo? Anyone else have pony tattoos?
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    Holy sweet goodness of all that is holy and held dear to our hearts. You killed the only CMC that is tolerable or likeable. But dude, that was hella sexy written. I have a feels attack cuz the adorable that is sweetie is now gone, banished from this cruel world of cuteness. That was some damn good writing that was done here. Just next time, if you're going to off one of the characters, you should off none of them.
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