KillerKingBakudan

This ship's been getting popular as of late, so it got me thinking: Both of them are birds, one's got lion parts, and the other has pony parts. If they became more than friends, tied the knot and had a kid, would it be a griffin? A hippogriff, or some weird hybrid between the two?

Troll-worthy? I know people take offense to lots of things on the internet, but if posts detailing outlandish scenarios with fictional talking ponies is one of them, that raises some serious concerns about this fandom. I mean, goddamn....

You borrow a book from the library at the school of friendship. When you return it, you're told by Starlight that you brought it in three days past the due date, and you owe a late fee. You don't feel like arguing with her, so you decide to just give her the bits she's asking for. It's only a small amount. A few weeks later, you go to Sugarcube Corner and order your favorite cake on the menu for a party you had planned. But when you give your bits to Pinkie, she doesn't give you the cake you asked for. You demand to know why she's ripping you off. After several minutes of arguing, Mrs. Cake comes out and says your payment is being redirected to the school of friendship by order of Princess Twilight. You have no clue why this is happening, of course. After threatening to sue both Pinkie and the Cakes, you go to Twilight's school and demand to know the meaning of this bullshit. Apparently, you're still being charged for the overdue library book. Yes, you paid the late fee. But there's also been some "interest" piling on top of it that's been getting exponentially bigger with each passing day. And until you give Twilight the full amount, which by now has gone beyond four digits, you won't be able to buy anything. Not in Ponyville, or in any other city in Equestria. You won't even be able to hire a lawyer to sue her ass off. Naturally, you've never been so pissed about anything in your life. You cuss out Twilight and scream loudly enough for her students to hear from the other side of the school hallway. And with that, she adds a hefty "inconvenience fee" to the bill. And she says if you keep at it, she'll incapacitate you with her magic, and then call for the royal guard to come and take you away. Before you storm out of the school, you tell her she's not going to get away with it because you're going to bring this to the EEA's attention, and the other princesses. You're confident that when you state your case, SHE'll be the one who's taken away. That is, until you head back to your house and find...... that there is no house. Applejack and Big Mac have just finished tearing it down. You want to confront them, but you're stopped by a mob of hungry animals under Fluttershy's orders. If you're not gonna cough up Twilight's money, they'll just seize everything you own. Even the shirt off your back, which Rarity magically rips off of you in an instant. Along with your pants. But because she's so generous, she offers to give you a nice jumpsuit with the word "Delinquent" printed all over it. Until your debt has been erased, that's all you'll get to wear in Equestria. You go to your friends and family for help. And just when you think the situation couldn't possibly get worse, you find that they've been targeted by the Mane Six as well. And more than likely over some other ridiculous fee you weren't told about. One of your friends had even tried to attack them, and in response, was knocked out in a Wonderbolt ambush led by Spitfire and Rainbow Dash. This friend of yours is now being held captive on a very small cloud hoisted 8,000 feet in the air. Starlight has also cast the walking-on-clouds spell on your friend, which is expected to last for the next twelve hours. At that point, your friend's a goner. Unless you go back to Twilight and pay up. You're slowly, but surely running out of options. What do you do?

Clearly, something happened in those three days that prompted the dragons to come and melt everything. You don't know what exactly, but just having her rotting carcass in your room could be implicating enough. That sets up an association fallacy that people make all the time.

Discovery? Ponies? I'm talking MLP. It should be obvious.

No, because watching a leaked episode that hasn't aired on Discovery yet has compelled me to ship Celestia with another pony I won't name.

You're a student at Twilight's school. There, you learn about friendship and make a lot of friends, particularly with the Young Six. And you get to know them so well that they regularly hang out with you in your dorm room. But then you begin to notice Smolder scratching herself. She's not going through that molding phase since she already has wings, and her scales aren't breaking out. And she also gets irritable every time you ask her about it. That's nothing too out of the ordinary, except she even threatens to char you to death if you don't piss off. In addition to this disturbing change in behavior, her friends have also observed her stealing and damaging private property. They've asked Starlight to help, yet for all that counseling experience, she's not even able to figure out what's wrong with her. Her refusal to accept guidance and her faltering attendance makes it seem like she's unfit for further studies, and Starlight's even contemplating a recommendation to Twilight to have her expelled from the school. She's just become too much of an overbearing asshole. At some point, Smolder goes missing before she could be sent home. She's gone for three days, and eventually, you find her lifeless on your bed with powder all over her face. On closer inspection, you confirm that she died from snorting heroin. You don't know where she got it, but with no evidence linking her addiction to any student or faculty member at the school, everyone's going to think it was your fault. And Ember would be more than happy to burn you alive as soon she hears you may be responsible. But that's IF she hasn't already jumped to conclusions and assumed the Mane Six had led her to this untimely death. You hear from several ponies claiming that they saw her leading an army of dragons toward Equestria, and they all look like they're ready to incinerate every fucking thing that's breathing in the land. The ponies could probably stop them with magic, but not before sustaining heavy casualties. There's no time to find the dealer responsible, but if you took the blame and surrendered yourself to the dragons, no one else would have to suffer. Do you do it? Or do you start packing and run?

Just give me an MLP beat-em-up! Complete with special moves for all the ponies, and a magic/inventory system.

So Celestia decides to build a new Roman-style colosseum on the outskirts of Equestria. And in several chambers beneath the colosseum are monsters pulled from the Everfree forest. They're all tired and pissed off, and will attack any pony they see for food once released into the arena. The purpose to this is not unike the actual Roman colosseum built ages ago. Capital punishment for society's worst criminals, which also serves as entertainment for the sadistic masses. But as bad as these criminals are, there are still a lot of ponies who can't help but express shock and horror at seeing them brutalized. Many of them have stopped attending after one visit. This has been the subject of several protests as of late. Because they're disturbing Celestia's day-to-day operations, she issues a warning: Any pony who doesn't shut the fuck up will go to prison. And any pony who tries to rescue the criminals before they can be let loose in the arena will be apprehended, and thrown in there with them. In chains. Fluttershy insists that the monsters have been mistreated. They're actually good creatures that would never attack ponies so viciously without good cause, and are only doing it because no pony from the castle has been feeding them. And because the guards have seen her talking to them one night, Celestia has personally given her a more strict warning. If she does it again, she'll become their next meal. On the next day, Celestia gives you a job offer. She wants you to sell tickets to all your friends, and your friends' friends, and their friends and so on, so they can fill the coloseum and enjoy all the chaos. Refusal to do it will be regarded as a form of protest, and you can guess what will likely happen from there. What do you do?

It can't be that bad.