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  1. So apparently I slept through a catastrophe last night.

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    2. Johnny1226

      Johnny1226

      Very well 

    3. Messy Mane

      Messy Mane

      Thanks for inviting me btw 

    4. Johnny1226

      Johnny1226

      Sure thing Now we see how long it takes 

      We might have to wait a bit longer than expected we will include you tomorrow if not tonight 

  2. Okay if no one else will be brave enough to say it, I will. Donald Trump MUST LOSE the election!

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    2. Varrack

      Varrack

      He's better than the wicked witch of Washington

    3. Luigi

      Luigi

      Oh god, here we go again!

    4. DwhitetheGamer

      DwhitetheGamer

      Lock it while you still can, Flyer.

  3. (Starts crying)

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    2. Messy Mane

      Messy Mane

      @We. i've had my fun for today and I think it's time I stop for tonight.Sorry for your loss and good day to you your wife and son.And may your Cousin RIP.

      Adios dude :^D see'ya round

    3. The Kaeya Simp

      The Kaeya Simp

      We're here for you!

    4. Shrug

      Shrug

      @We. I don’t follow you or look on the main forum page. How would I have seen your status update? 

      Anyway. I’m very sorry for your loss and for joking around. If I knew you were serious I wouldn’t have commented at all. 

  4. I was watching a movie with mama earlier. This one character was like "Hey Daddy, I want this!" "Hey Daddy, I want that!" WHAT? First off, what would you want with an Oompa Loompa, a paddleboat, or a Golden Goose? That is just so peculiar. What would a girl her age want those things for? Life cannot be 100% filled with happiness or satisfaction. That's one of the first things Mama even taught me. Whatever is up with this girl in the movie, I don't like it, and I do NOT want to be like that when I get older.

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    2. Luigi

      Luigi

      (Eats the second spoonful)

    3. Aurora Wolf

      Aurora Wolf

      Good little baby. (Wipes your mouth) Just remember, your father's here for you too.

    4. Will Guide
  5. Good Morning, everypony 

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    2. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Aurora Wolf

      Wait, I thought Rainbow Dash doesn't like pies, but I bet she can give them to Soarin' instead.

    3. Aurora Wolf

      Aurora Wolf

      @Will Guide yes. Dashie will be having a little brother.

      As for the pie situation, I knew for a while Rainbow has been having her eyes on Soarin lately. The least I could do was help her lure Soarin into a love trap if you know what I mean.

    4. ChB

      ChB

      Good morning, Dashie! :) 

  6. I don’t know what to say about the Area 51 event scheduled tomorrow. Suppose there IS gonna be a raid. Wouldn’t we think it’ll already be too hard to get into? And that doesn’t bother me half as much as the possibility of on-the-spot news reporters, sky cams, or News Copters flocking to the scene. Some reporters are probably flowing into Nevada as we speak. How many people could die from this? No, not even that. How many people will actually be stupid enough to do this? And suppose they actually get in. What if there isn’t a single alien? 

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    2. Xe__or

      Xe__or

      This is going nowhere crazy :confused: 

    3. Luigi

      Luigi

      @Sparklefan1234 it’s something I was able to do in the past. Three years ago I think

    4. TheRockARooster

      TheRockARooster

      @Will Guide

      I was only repeating a quote from Independence Day.

  7. Good Morning, everypony!

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    2. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      *As I have my Love breakfast coming off of you*

      Thank you!

      Oh, son, sometimes I wish I could just turn into baby food, let you eat me for energy, then I safely teleport back out no worse for wear. Want to try it?

    3. Luigi

      Luigi

      Sounds pretty risky. Where would you be when I need cuddles?

    4. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      I have my magical ways of cuddling you from the inside, as well as still keeping an eye on you. If any threat tries to approach you, I'll know and immediately reappear to protect you.

      So Hakuna Matata! It means No Worries! *I take on the Pony appearance of Timon and Pumbaa as I say these words*

  8. Good Morning, everypony!

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    2. Aurora Wolf

      Aurora Wolf

      That's right. He never knew before he was killed in action.

    3. Libra

      Libra

      Still not getting it.

    4. Deae Rising Shine~
  9. After rewatching that stream from five years ago, I still can’t believe Chuggaaconroy lost his innocence like that.

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    2. Will Guide

      Will Guide

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      "Come here, son!"

    3. Kion

      Kion

      Awww so adorable @Will Guide your such a good father.

    4. catnet

      catnet

      Hey, at least he got to do Daisy on hard :) 

  10. That Anti Sunset guy’s tryna cheat the system

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    2. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      Who are you taking about?

      (It's a shame I keep missing the unexpected moments like these)

    3. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      Nevermind, I see what's going on.

    4. ShadOBabe

      ShadOBabe

      And he's back for round 4, with creepy fetish art this time.

  11. Wait a minute, what am I gonna do with all these stuff Buffy's giving me? I'm only a baby!

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    2. Luigi

      Luigi

      No, my full name is Rainbow Delicious Dash.

      I just prefer Dashie.

    3. Will Guide
    4. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Baby Dashie

      There. All clean. Now, let's get you in a fresh diaper.

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      Later.
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      There you go.

  12. Good morning, everypony!

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    2. Amys-pmvs

      Amys-pmvs

      Micky mouse may i offer the little one a mexican blanket? i heard the little one was cold.

    3. Will Guide
    4. Amys-pmvs

      Amys-pmvs

      (Hands micky mouse a blue and red mexican blanket) now care well for this young one these cost a lot of money but there so pretty and warm that i collect them

  13. (Wakes up in the baby bed right next to @Princess Aurora Wolf)

    Good Morning, everypony!

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    2. Aurora Wolf

      Aurora Wolf

      OH, you're right, I'm sorry.

      But how was your first night sleeping in it?

    3. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Northern Light Dashie @Princess Aurora Wolf

      Nice to see you two.

      Daddy's gotta be at work in about 2 hours, though so I must get going. Here! *kiss both of you on the cheeck*

    4. Luigi

      Luigi

      It was great. It was so warm, and the smell of a fresh crisp juicy apple washed over me all night.

  14. Happy Princess Luna day, everypony!

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    2. Mlppotterwhoovian

      Mlppotterwhoovian

      Aww... you are an adorable family :pinkiecutehat:

      Found an adorable baby dashie image

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      Ps. Happy heartwarming eve :) 

    3. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Baby Dashie

      I'll always be here to help your mother keep you warm.

    4. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      Happy Princess Luna Day @Baby Dashie! (Again) :)

  15. (Wakes up in my sleeping mother's hooves)

    Good Morning, everypony!

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    2. Thorgir the Mighty

      Thorgir the Mighty

      Nyaah see! Say,I love talkin’ like this see! I’m puttin’ a Mlp fanfic on a noir settin’ see!

    3. Luigi

      Luigi

      (Giggles after hearing all the Edward G Robinson impressions)

    4. Deae Rising Shine~
  16. Good morning, everypony!

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    2. Luigi

      Luigi

      It's fine, Aurora. I must admit it was pretty funny!

    3. Aurora Wolf

      Aurora Wolf

      I know. I'm just giving Missklang a hard time, Flyer, but this whole propaganda isn't something I'd think you'd be comfortable with either way. I better get you out of this!

       

      (Carries Flyer away from the scene)

    4. Missklang

      Missklang

      -Puts a Christmas tree on the place they were standing and starts distribute Christmas frogs wrapped in toilet paper-

  17. (The baby starts crying)

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    2. Luigi

      Luigi

      Thanks, Blu. 

    3. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Emperor Blu Traincrown

      Thank you for encouraging our boy.

    4. Emperor Azurailo

      Emperor Azurailo

      Anytime. I'm sure that's what any Father would've done :grin:

  18. (Wakes up in my mommy's arms wrapped up in that blanket (Even though I know what it really is) and notices it's not even 10 PM yet)

    Oh. I guess I should go back to sleep. Good Night, everypony!

    (Goes back to sleep)

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    2. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Johnny1226

      You meanie! why in heck did you put me through the wash. You better not fall asleep or you'll be tasting your own medicine.

      @Thou.

      No, Johnny was knocking me And YOU out! It did say "put you both next to Flyer" so the Baby was spared.

      Dashie thankfully didn't wake up!

    3. Johnny1226

      Johnny1226

      *walks back into room with frying pan and hits both again before leaving a third time* finally peace and quiet for flyer *goes to pinkies house*

    4. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Johnny1226

      I warning you! You're not his father or mother. Baby would not approve of you hitting his father.

  19. OH MY GOODNESS

     

    BYLETH IS IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      I dropped my phone when I heard there's going to be even more fighters. The last of which is slated to be released by the end of 2021.

      My excitement is back in full force! 

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    3. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      I just hope Sakurai doesn't overworked himself

    4. Luigi

      Luigi

      He knows what he’s doing. He wouldn’t ever work himself to death

  20. Good Morning, everypony!

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    2. Aurora Wolf

      Aurora Wolf

      Oh, right. But after double checking my sources, it looks like I'm actually right. He was the Pirates bench coach for four years, but was hired by the Rangers as manager two years ago.

    3. Johnny1226

      Johnny1226

      Good morning flyer 

    4. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Good morning Dash! Oh, you're Flyer again I see. :P

  21. :(

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    2. Luigi

      Luigi

      (Stops crying)

    3. Fluttershy Friend
    4. Aurora Wolf

      Aurora Wolf

      What can I say? Ever since I had the cute little baby, I knew there would be times when all he needs is love.

  22. (Starts crying)

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    2. Aurora Wolf

      Aurora Wolf

      (Takes a napkin and wipes the baby's mouth, then gently and carefully takes the baby back from WiiGuy)

      @Sherbert Music-Guard thanks for the support.

    3. The Kaeya Simp

      The Kaeya Simp

      You are very welcome

    4. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Princess Aurora Wolf

      Glad to be of assistance to our boy, honey. Anytime, anyplace.:D

  23. (Starts crying despite Mommy holding me tight)

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    2. Libra

      Libra

      Actually.....no.

    3. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Fennekin

      Well, why not? You're a fire Pokemon, aren't you? And Dashie needs warmth!

    4. Libra

      Libra

      Id rather not discuss it publicity, pm me.

  24. (Happy babyish giggle)

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