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God of creation and inventions, and goddess of romance. Heart, mind, and body. I prefer the Heart and Mind.

Zecora! Big Macintosh or Braeburn?

Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise.

Banned because there has.

I've been openly homosexual for years, now.

When I was little, I was a nerd with my nerd buddies. We were beat up, verbally abused, trashcanned, and all that jazz. We truly enjoyed various fantasy and sci-fi things. We were there, the opening day of the Phantom Menace, we've beta tested more games then we care to remember, and we've all owned tech ranging from C64's to XBox 360's. We were a group of friends, mainly together to spread the hatred over multiple shoulders. We are all still nerds, we just don't hang out anymore.

An apartment!

Hephaestus and Aphrodite. I connect with them the most.

I was with my crush and we both high-fived Pinkie Pie, who was dressed like Ash Ketchum.

Spiders. I can look at them. Once they get close, however, I shriek.

I've heard of Spiral Knights. I love it! That's the only one I can play on my computer, though.

I have two. I'll share all of my secrets and problems with them, and they'll help. They also share their problems with me. We're the three best friends that anybody could have.

What will I need to survive? A way to avoid the zombies (Blimp!!!), a way to obtain food, and a long ranged weapon, so that I can obtain food and fuel. Once the blimp goes out, I'll use an abandoned Civil War fort, or an old Castle.

Honestly? Every night. Joy or sorrow, I find myself much more emotional after hours.

Hmm... I'll try this. Type of Government- Monarchy. Economy- The kind with the money! Flag- Saint Andrew's Cross. (With Scotland's express permission, of course.) Anthem- "What is Love" by Haddaway. Currency- Euro. Laws- 1. Abortion is completely and totally forbidden. 2. The government allows these freedoms- I- Assembly. II- Press. III- Religion. IV- Speech. V- Go naked in the streets. VI- Tapdancing in class from grades 1-4, so long as the only song you tap dance to is "The Sailor's Hornpipe." VII- Homosexual marriage. VIII- Marriage to robots with the ability to sign marriage documents. 3. Clothes are not mandatory. 4. It is forbidden to wear red underwear, and you will be checked before entering government buildings. 5. It is legal, with a permit, to sell explosives to people who provide I.D. 6. You may not, at any time, say the words "Clatu Verata Nictu". 7. Cursing is illegal. 8. Citizens are required to take a national nerd test, "NNT", their results will be used to determine social status. 9. You will not speak ill of Luigi. 10. There is a 30 sign maximum at protests. 11. You may not wear more then 5 shirts at a time. 12. The penalty for wearing shoes as gloves is 2 years in a minimum security penitentiary. 13. There is no law #13. Bad luck. 14. You are only allowed to sing Haddaway. 15. All government bodies shall hold science as a field more important than all others. Foreign Policies/War- We shall act with humility in the face of nations other than our own. We shall respect their leaders, and adopt their ways when in their countries. If one of our citizens is murdered by another country's, we'll sentence two of theirs to 5 years in a minimum security penitentiary. We shall only fight with the Enfield rifle, that we may only have to produce factories for the one gun. While we are not allowed to use Aerial methods of attack, we are permitted to send blimps carrying supplies to our troops. You must have an impressive moustache to be able to cross the border.

My body's stuck in Texas, though my soul resides in Edinburgh with the rest of my family.

Banned for starting 800th page.

Banned for banning without reason.

Banned because... C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! I'm not going to discuss times with you guys.

Banned for... guess what? Ninja. And at this hour.

Oh, it's difficult. Imagine, if you will, sitting in a box surrounded by other men, without a good supply of fresh air. Seems like the Trojan Horse, to me. I have heard of Google Maps, it's the only thing that allows me to stare longingly at the countries I want to visit, while making it seem as though I'm just reading some kind of e-book.

It's an old PC game. I wouldn't expect anyone to know about it. It never took off, at least not the way I hoped it would. I'd really doubt that you know about it.

Banned for being above me! Ninja proofing for the win!