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Braeburn

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  1. My girlfriend left me, and I just got the ring I was going to propose with...

    1. AnonyPoni

      AnonyPoni

      wow.. I'm so sorry to hear that...

    2. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      Oh wow man, I don't even know what to say, that's so rough dude. Have a hug. http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/156/1/a/mlp_fim__can_i_has_hugs__by_avatarraptor-d52g6ch.png (sorry, best I could come up with on short notice).

    3. FourClove
  2. I'm back after... what? a year?

    1. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      LITTLE MISS FUTERSHY!

    2. Radiance64
    3. Champion RD92

      Champion RD92

      @Braeburn Thats my best friend you're talking about :3

  3. Best story I have is... um... well, the toilet was used improperly, more than once, and never in the men's bathroom. Women are discusting. But there's a brony there who was pushing carts one day and ran them into a corvette (or was it a Ferarri?) because of the wind, shit hit the fan.And then, my boss through a freezer at th roof and it shattered so manny lights! And then cops tazed a guy out of nowhere cause he was stalking a guy all day.
  4. What's up with all the plot pictures lately?..

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    2. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      Crispy, I said BOARDER-LINE. It implies 34, therefore it is considered boarderline. Not trying to be a bitch, but I'm sure you see where I'm gettig at.

    3. Champion RD92

      Champion RD92

      I would really like to change my avatar back to what it was, but apparently something is wrong with the avatar-changing system or whatever so I'm stuck with it...

    4. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      And I'm fine with 34, in fact I love it! But this is a work safe site, and as of recent pictures, I can't say it's work safe anymore (for my work if no one else's).

  5. Guess who just spent $2,000? :P

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    2. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      ...

      As soon as it's out of the shop...

    3. Electrobolt

      Electrobolt

      Can't wait to see it :)

    4. Electrobolt

      Electrobolt

      Though I guess I HAVE to wait for it to get out of the shop xP

  6. At school. My friend dropped a few, rather loud F*ck-bombs and sh*t-stacks for our rather... large sub...

  7. I made 2 = 1 by using legall math steps... And I figured how to almost divide by zero, but you need to do a huge, and I mean HUGE, equation...

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    2. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      Op, I did sound mad :P I was being humorous, not vulgor.

    3. Pinkazoid

      Pinkazoid

      I don't know... you sound pretty stressed to me, almost as if you wan't to murder somepony....

    4. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      I do, actually. You know w1kk3d on the forums here? You should message him this to screw with him :P

       

      "Don't toutch that flashy thing in front of me! I don't know why it's there!"

       

      Actually, I beg you to do that. Anyway, if you didn't guess it, it's him. He got me to the end of a level on Halo and disconnected!

  8. Because. How do humans stand on two feet without a tail?
  9. Oh, Chigens, you... (: Silly little Scootaloo. Super cute, Eeyup!!! Hope you like my poetry there :P
  10. I'm back :)

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    2. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      lol, Jappleack.

    3. Electrobolt

      Electrobolt

      Hahah... I just saw you got Braeburn back... Glad to have ya back, Braeburn :)

    4. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      Couldn't go a week without being able to say, "sup cuz?" to Applejack...

  11. ... Turns out I have cancer..

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    2. Braeburn
    3. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      Actually, I shouldn't say that. They said it could be a faulty test, and I'll get checked again next month..

    4. Plasmastorm X-15

      Plasmastorm X-15

      Alright. Stay health man.

  12. Could you make it so we don't see the badges of others as well then? I personally don't like looking at them...
  13. Kinda don't like the badges... Can you like, I dunno, make it so we can set our own badges? Like, we unlock them and are able to set them afterwards? It'd be nice, becase if I ever unlock a certain pony and accidentally overshot post counts, I'd be sad
  14. *Sigh* know what I mean?..

  15. Just got back from the Hospital. I guess I had a heart attack..? I don't remember. lol.

    1. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      Holy shiz nits! I put that into my phone a week ago! I guess it's been uploading it since then :P

      Feld0! you need a better mobile version :P

    2. PhonyBrony

      PhonyBrony

      Lol :P Well glad you're feeling well!

  16. Anyone good at drawing things such as vehicles? I need someone VERY good at it for a project..

    1. ingster

      ingster

      I can draw beer =o

  17. What to do, what to do... Oh! I'll make a status update!

  18. I'm Rarity now :D

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    2. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      pfft, we all know who the real Rarity is

    3. Dragonshy
    4. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      ... Yeah, she's a pony in a 2D world that exists only in a TV show with LOTS of fanon...

       

      And it was really hard to give Brae up, trust me. But if you want him, ask Feld0 :D

  19. I'm Raity now :D

    1. Cynic

      Cynic

      You best not change that Braeburn avatar,

    2. Braeburn
  20. You're not Applejack, this is ... So why you lie, "Applejack?" Thought you couldn't, being the Element of Honesty... Oh, and Welcome to Aaaaahpahloossa!
  21. Anyone want to help me make a test you take to detirmine what kind of pony you are? It's not fair to just say "I'm a unicorn," you know? Applejack and Pinkie Pie didn't have that choice...

  22. My mom thinks I'm gay.

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    2. Electrobolt

      Electrobolt

      And this is why I no longer use Facebook... -_-

    3. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      Lol. I use it for one reason: Austrailian friend.

    4. Electrobolt

      Electrobolt

      Ah, I see... Well, I just hope this whole thing passes by and all is forgotten soon, if it isn't already

  23. Fluttershy's so perfect in this one! best one yet Rarity... her nose is a bit big? Made me rofl so hard I fell like the anvil on tw- no wait... too far
  24. I just blew my own mind O.o

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    2. TomokoKuroki

      TomokoKuroki

      Hayze/XxGLaDOSxX13 :3

    3. Electrobolt

      Electrobolt

      So... What made you blow your own mind? :P

    4. Braeburn

      Braeburn

      Here we go... You know how there's 24 time zones? Well... You can make each hour any time of day you want because it's always a different time somewhere.

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