PoisonClaw

Does anyone realize just how much fear drives our societies?

Star Trek is better than Star Wars.

Prove me wrong.

I have a little historical factlet for you:

The Spartans were known for short, terse responses. They believed less was more in terms of conversations so much so they were beaten if they answered questions in school in too wordy a fashion.

Philip of Macedon sent this letter to Sparta:

”You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army onto your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.”

Sparta’s reply:

”If.”

Why do you like Friendship is Magic? 

Bronies:

And we're proud of it! 

Someponies can hold their cider...

Well, today is the day.

Why would they want to remake Back to the Future? The movie is perfect. 

Tempest Shadow is B.U.E! 

I'm not afraid of heights... it's the ground I'm suspicious of!

Who knows what game I’m playing right now?

Does life ever just feel so overwhealming? 

You ever wake up just 

Its hard to be a party pony when you feel like this. I want back into the community 
but I dont want to be that person with nothing but negativity and anger or sadness to say. 
But when you go dark and have few IRL friends going dark makes it worse. 
The paradox sucks. 

Am I still a good friend?

Well, no winners so far. But the reference game caries on! A - B - A - Start? Pause?
Here's hoping someone can clear this game with a CRITICAL FINISH! Otherwise, I'll need some extreme aid to carry me through...

I don't wanna know. Just spare me the sadness of our world. I don't wanna know. I'm better off not knowing at all...
Why, why, why, why? Now I realize, I came too far...

I can't stop it; I can feel that something is starting... The new beginning!
I'm going places I would never ever have dreamed of... I gotta believe!

(Turn it on...) I'm so... Excite! Excite! My pulse is racing... Excite! Excite!
Never stopping, I just want to keep on running straight to where my heart desires.
(HEY!) I'm on the mission right now. (HEY!) I'm on the mission right now.
Excite! Excite! What's the answer? Excite! Excite! The answer is...
(One) My life is in my hands, (Two) and all I have to do (Three) Is live it to my best!

Choose your girlfriend!

I pick Lyra, of course. 

You can't hide from Dashie!

Well, this is sad. 

Okay, this one is for the Pokemon fans. Which one would you pick?  Charizard? Blastoise? or Venusaur? 

@Photon Jet, @DivinePony1000, @Odyssey, @Dynamo Pad, @ShadOBabe, @Widdershins and any-pony else who is reading this status update.  

I could really use some hugs right now... 

Oh boy... it's been quite a while since I've posted one of these. Six months, in fact!

As you all probably know, I was banned in August of last year. Initially, I didn't want to return to these forums after my ban was up, but after thinking about it for a long time, I realized that while I do have many friends from here on Discord, there are also many people I could no longer reach, and I missed them. So after nearly half a year, I have finally returned to the herd.

It must be said that aside from the drama of late August, 2019 was definitely the best year of my life. I had an amazing trip to Montreal in the summer, I got my learner's permit, and it was just a very fun year in general with nice weather and great friends throughout. Plus, even though MLP:FiM is now over (and the last two seasons were downright terrible in my opinion), my love for Lyra Heartstrings remains as strong as ever.

In December I got a new laptop, a HP Pavilion with 16 GB RAM. It's a massive upgrade from my old one, a Toshiba Satellite with only 4 GB RAM. My new laptop is fantastic. It's so fast, the keyboard is so smooth and the HD screen is so crisp. My parents and I also finally got a color duplex printer, to replace the old one we've had since I was born.

So all in all, I'm doing quite well, and I feel like taking a break from these forums helped me to recharge and come back better than ever. I've missed you all, and I'm so glad to see you all again! 

(Also, a big thank you to whoever gave me the mail and cupcakes!)

With Valentine's Day/Heart and Hooves Day coming up, I'm going to be one happy, Love-filled Ling!

Are you ready for tonight's reference game, my crowd? 
Get ready to glow in the dark, shake it off, and enter the three-digit passcode.

I pick up a shard of glass. The light gathers within it and returns to the sky.
Let it reach the star high above, whose light shines just for me...

ALL EYEZ ON ME! ALL EYEZ ON ME! Thrive in your own way.
I'm proud of me! I'm proud of me! And I'm not afraid of the loneliness it may bring.

It's incredible how Applejack & Fluttershy are immortal but they weren't made Alicorn's. 

Who’s your favorite pony princess? I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say Cadence until my friend IRL started watching the show a few months ago. I’m genuinely curious if anyone else shares their opinion.