Poke Logic Thread

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Hey all you Pokemon fans, it's time to list some Pokemon logic, or Poke logic.Just think of the thing in Pokemon that lacks the most logic to you and share it,

 

In the Pokemon world, it is legal to capture and make wild animals beat each other up in battle for this world's equivalent of a sporting event, but if you ride that bike indoors, so help me.

 

In one episode that gave 700 japanese kids seizures, Pikachu caused the secures, but Porygon, the Pokemon of the episode, gets banned from the anime.

 

Ash and co. are able to tell which Pokemon are in Poke balls that look exactly the same, but can't tell Team Rocket under those stupid disguises until they say their motto.'

 

So share away!  

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

Have you ever REALLY looked into the sizes of Pokemon? Charizard is smaller than your average adult!

 

I agree on the PokeBall thing, however there is one time we actually saw something that might explain this; In the very first episode, there was a little Lightning Bolt on the pokeball for Pikachu. Is it possible all of them have a symbol for this? Not sure, because we never see it again, but maybe...

 

We have the ability to create Virtual Reality, but no VR Pokemon game. Enough said.

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Have you ever REALLY looked into the sizes of Pokemon? Charizard is smaller than your average adult!

 

I agree on the PokeBall thing, however there is one time we actually saw something that might explain this; In the very first episode, there was a little Lightning Bolt on the pokeball for Pikachu. Is it possible all of them have a symbol for this? Not sure, because we never see it again, but maybe...

 

We have the ability to create Virtual Reality, but no VR Pokemon game. Enough said.

Forgot about that one, Charizard is literally my height, and I always imagined Charizard as a giant fire breathing dragon as a kid.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

This. This all day and night,however it only applies to the games

 

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

This. This all day and night,however it only applies to the games

Adding on to this, we have, from Diamond/Pearl/Plat, Time, Space, Emotions, Nature, Dreams & Nightmares, & freaking GOD as our Legendaries. Then in X & Y we get Life & Death respectively. What the heck are we going to do for new legendaries???

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Oh here's another one that baffles me.

 

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Adding on to this, we have, from Diamond/Pearl/Plat, Time, Space, Emotions, Nature, Dreams & Nightmares, & freaking GOD as our Legendaries. Then in X & Y we get Life & Death respectively. What the heck are we going to do for new legendaries???

Maybe Sanity and Insanity? 

 

Was Love & Hate done yet????

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

Maybe Sanity and Insanity? 

 

Was Love & Hate done yet????

*Shrugs* I don't know *Insert random stuff for 20 characters*

[Moonlight Magician 494]

Diglett's nose is actually it's mouth. Yeah, try unseeing that

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Diglett's nose is actually it's mouth. Yeah, try unseeing that

Have you seen how much Dugtrio weighs compared to Diglett, what is under that thing?

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Diglett's nose is actually it's mouth. Yeah, try unseeing that

Speaking of Diglett, he's never seen without the little patch of ground he burrows into. One episode of the anime I remember had him on his trainer's head and he still had that little patch of dirt.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Dive can be used on solid ground. Dig can be used on water. That's all I have to say on this thread.

Speaking of Diglett, he's never seen without the little patch of ground he burrows into. One episode of the anime I remember had him on his trainer's head and he still had that little patch of dirt.

 

Also this ^

 

 

This might not be exactly what you were talking about, but still. WTF

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Speaking of Diglett, he's never seen without the little patch of ground he burrows into. One episode of the anime I remember had him on his trainer's head and he still had that little patch of dirt.

Maybe the patch of ground IS his body. Mind blown.

[Invincible 2,091]

You've just opened Pandora's box. WELL DONE!

 

Moving along: The pokedex entries say that Spoink has to keep bouncing to pump blood through it's body. This means, by extent, that if you make it faint when fighting it you actually MURDER IT.

[Moonbacon 384]

How the hell does the pokemon world be in somewhat perfect balance and not having wars that can literally destroy the planet is beyond me.

[Radiance64 7,053]

Somehow there are two Pokémon which can control time, Celebi and Dialga.

I mean, just why

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

Somehow there are two Pokémon which can control time, Celebi and Dialga.

I mean, just why

I think Celebi just travels through time, while Dialga is like the controller of time... Sort of like Doctor Who versus Father Time   Though who knows, maybe I am wrong

[Radiance64 7,053]

I think Celebi just travels through time, while Dialga is like the controller of time... Sort of like Doctor Who versus Father Time Though who knows, maybe I am wrong

I guess, but I still find it rather reduntant.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

No matter how much a Pokemon gets its butt kicked in battle, the worst that ever happens is it faints.  BUT, Pokemon can and have died, as evidenced by the Pokemon graves in I-forget-which-game(s) lol.  I believe Gen I / Red & Blue (originally, stateside) definitely had them.  And there are, of course, Ghost-type Pokemon.  So...  If you somehow manage to kill a nigh-indestructible Pokemon and it becomes a Ghost-type...  You could then capture the same Ghost Pokemon.  So it is a slave / gladiator confined to a tiny ball both in life AND death.  Friggin' depressing. xD

 

P.S. Didn't really bring it up in the above paragraph, but I've seen manga-derived images of a Pokemon killed / cut in half and images of zombie Pokemon.  Just wanted to add that because ZOMBIE POKEMON!

 

P.P.S. "Oh, this EGG just somehow mysteriously appeared!  I.  Don't.  Understand.  The Pokemon didn't even like each other very much."

Edited June 26, 2014 by PegaMister

[DND 2,355]

Ash is fucking dumbass- how is he still alive after all this time?

And how can he travel 6- no 7 different leagues and still be 10? Over 700 episodes and the anime still decides to be the same age? WTF ?

Edited June 26, 2014 by IncognitoKiwoy

[Frosty Nerd 833]

How can Nidoran? have babies and not Nidorina or Nidoqueen? Does a Nidoran? go through menopause once it evolves into Nidorina? Nidorino and Nidoking can reproduce, so it doesn't make any sense!

 

 

 

 

 

This might not be exactly what you were talking about, but still. WTF

LOL! What the? Oh my gosh! Too funny!

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

Ash is fucking dumbass- how is he still alive after all this time?

And how can he travel 6- no 7 different leagues and still be 10? Over 700 episodes and the anime still decides to be the same age? WTF ?

Don't forget for a guy who was supposed to "Catch'Em'All" & whose name is "Ash KETCHUM" he has caught less Pokemon than I have when I am just wandering around trying to get out of the bloody grass!

 

Speaking of grass, what invisible barrier/electric fence keeps Pokemon confined to a specific area in the games???

[Shady Bubbles 429]

"You've been a friend of my grandson and my next door neighbor for years! I want to thank you by giving you a Pokemon!

 

Uh... What was your name again?"

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

"You've been a friend of my grandson and my next door neighbor for years! I want to thank you by giving you a Pokemon!

 

Uh... What was your name again?"

*Random crap for 20 letters*

[Shady Bubbles 429]

*Random crap for 20 letters*

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I just don't see how you can forget the name of your own grandson. Come on, Prof Oak. You're bucking up.