Chaos Order

[Missklang 1,054]

hmm well to tell you the truth I serve nopony not Celestia not Luna not Discord and not the Changeling Army I'm a Mercenary I only serve who ever has the bag full of bits good or evil

(I dare somepony to quote this with a mlp bits bag picture)

Challenge accepted. I hire you for ever. Take this:

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Challenge accepted. I hire you for ever. Take this:

I'am yours to command master

[Missklang 1,054]

So it's just a matter of who acts quicker. Right? Or who can fool who...

Oh my god! You preformed a summon spell! Take cover!

I'am yours to command master

Yay! I've got a pony just for me!

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Yay! I've got a pony just for me!

sorry this took so long the forums were moving pretty slow and I couldn't access it anyways ahem I'am Snowflake the Master of Ice the greatest Ice Conjurer in Equestria your lucky to have hired me master let alone forever you have a great Ally on your side 

[IridscentNionios 1,422]

 

 

Oh my god! You preformed a summon spell! Take cover!

YAY! Prepare for trouble! And make it double! 

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

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[jeray2000 111]

Discord is evil, because he is not the embodiment of chaos, he is the embodiment of DISCORD. And while that is not quite pure evil, it's still pretty evil.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

*Insert Perfect Chaos Picture Here*

 

Perfect Chaos and Discord, nothing will stop them.

[Cwanky 17,744]

 

Oh and you know the thing about chaos: it's fair.

[Pastel 7,630]

I still don't understand the point of this topic.

[NightGuard 251]

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I only serve the Braeburn Clan!

Edited July 3, 2014 by NightGuard

[Missklang 1,054]

I still don't understand the point of this topic.

It is not possible to understand chaos

*Insert Perfect Chaos Picture Here*

 

Perfect Chaos and Discord, nothing will stop them.

The perfect chaos can not be pictured because it will mean you add a tiny part of order to make it a picture. The perfect chaos has no physical form.

[Castle Bleck 19,440]

Discord: "I take Equestria from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity! And I give it back to you... the people! Equestria is yours! None shall interfere! Do as you please! And start by storming Tartarus... and freeing the oppressed! Step forward, those who would serve! For an army will be raised! The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests... and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure! Courts will be convened! Spoils will be enjoyed! Blood will be shed! The Royal Guard will survive... as they learn to serve true justice! This great kingdom... it will endure! Equestria... will survive!"

 

Edited October 13, 2016 by A.V.

[Widdershins 9,964]

*looks down thoughtfully between his front limbs as if he's stirring an imaginary cup of tea*

   Well my dear, I am truly, duly, fully, glad you have something to ...believe in. Yes. Enviable trait that, don't let nobeing tell you otherwise! Hah-hah, yes!

      Just...seems you have a few misgivings about what chaos is. Hmm, yes.

*taps his "spoon" on the rim of his "cup" and somehow manages to make a tinking sound*

          Where do I begin? Well. Chaos is life. No, no not like that. It isn't an absence of life either, that'd be death. Which reminds me! If you ever see the Aspect of Death, slap him around a few times for me, will ya? Wait, where was I? Oh yes...

         Chaos is better defined by what its not. And what its not is also what it is.  Discord won't be gallivanting about disassembling the local governments and breaking stuff all will-nilly, ya frilly silly filly.  That's anarchy that's the bug in your braincase. Spirit of Anarchy, yeesh, there's a right bother of a brute!              

         Why, if there weren't rules about, how would the old chap gad about with the breaking of them?  Discord does as much good as harm, that's the point!

He could greet you with  a warm and fuzzy hug, or saw off your head and staple it back on while your sleeping for the sole purpose of cracking a joke at how you tend to lose your head if it wasn't bolted on! THAT, Mr.SquishyBits, is chaos! Hah, yes!

*pauses to sip from his nonexistent cup, only to have not only the "cup" but his whole tentacle arm pass through his head without noticing. The tentacle continues pinwheeling behind him to pop and fall off him with the sound of crashing porcelain and slowly starts inching away during the conversation.*

       Aah! But yes, that's my point! The old goat is harmless! And that's not an insult neither...I think. His head quite literally is a goat. Whatever the word literally means anyhow. Point is, Point is....Point is!  Discord won't hurt anybeing. When you hurt others, the fun stops. That, and then he'd be doing something altogether more serious then Chaos. And we Drugenuuikissers have rules about dabbling in the "spirit" of others. I assume anyway. Haven't seen another one of him in...well some pile of time.

           But you keep your head high, Boopie! We all need a banner to march under, a cause to follow! A good World War never hurt nobeing, I always say!

             Pause for dramatic effect. Narrow eyelids to show an expression of concern & seriousness. Unless of course, you bring it to bear against any particular multi-mottle-maned mares of matriarchal monarchy. That'd be bullying, and no one likes bullies!

            ....Hmm? What? No, that wasn't a threat of any sort! On a totally separate note, I still am learning how some mortals seem to take offense at pancakes materializing inside their livers & whatnot! Silly mortals and their delicate organ systems!

                    Haheeho! Yes!...Blink to show sudden change in thought pro-cees. By the by, somebeing catch that tentacle before it finds a mare.