come up with a useless superpower

[Vlazamal 338]

The ability to peer into the darkest regions of space whenever you choose.

e.e that one is pretty useless... IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING qq

[Zyrael 1,471]

the power to earn the popular vote

[Lightning-Twister 58]

The ability to turn a bicycle into a monocycle. 

Edited November 18, 2016 by Lightning-Twister

[Overdrive 5,366]

The ability to turn any currency you touch into pennies.

[idunnomaybe 344]

we came up with a bunch of these at work once


the ability to teleport to Yemen (but not return back) 
the ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking
the ability to gain an extra chromosome 
the ability to be poor
the ability to turn into a pineapple
the ability to communicate with starfish
one bulletproof skin cell 


there was a bunch of them 
 

[Vulcan 3,254]

I wonder, If you got all the super powers in this thread and  gave it to one unsuspecting person, Could  He/She be a full functioning super hero? O_O

 

 

Also, The Ability to make Salt taste sweet 

[EmeraldStar04 250]

「ZA WALL」

 

Like The World, but instead of freezing time and letting you move, it freezes you and lets time move. Also its strength sucks.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,440]

GirlMan, the masculine female who surprises people with her rosie the riveter style and surprisingly deep voice.

[Shuga 26]

Being myself