come up with a useless superpower

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

the ability to turn "Oranges" into "Tangerines" 

[TerminalObsession 250]

The ability to ability. No?

[Zyrael 1,471]

The ability to only reply with "no"

[TerminalObsession 250]

The ability to hold your breath for 3 seconds longer than normal.

[Zyrael 1,471]

The power to roll dice and always end up with the number 4. 

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

The power to roll dice and always end up with the number 4. 

 

Not so useless if you're in Vegas or something, though.

 

[Zyrael 1,471]

The power to speak backwards for 12 seconds

[Moon Sugar 532]

The power to paint Barbara Streisand, but only Barbara Streisand

[Zyrael 1,471]

The power to make bananas pink 

[TerminalObsession 250]

The power to light up a little bit.

[Zyrael 1,471]

The power to replace people's arms with those pool noodle things

[TerminalObsession 250]

The power to replace people's arms with those pool noodle things

That could actually be useful if someone were shooting at you, or something that requires non-pool-noodle arms.

[Zyrael 1,471]

That could actually be useful if someone were shooting at you, or something that requires non-pool-noodle arms.

 

*the power to make your own arms pool noodles

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Zyrael,

The power to become the pool noodle. 

[Stormlight 1,371]

The power to jump an inch off the ground.

[DubWolf 16,622]

Have the power to change ramps into stairs and backwards . Change the color of the moon, make people's index fingers disappear (only to all reappear at age 80 of the one with the power, and they all fall in him), my friend came up with these .

[LHfunk 422]

Whenever you look someone in the eye, the Star Wars theme plays loudly in their left ear.

Edited May 10, 2016 by LHfunk

[Zyrael 1,471]

the power to laugh like you're on helium 

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

The power to eat glass and only get cut once

[Randimaxis 8,633]

The phenomenal super ability to hear limes growing from up to a mile away.

[Zyrael 1,471]

The power to moonwalk forward

[powerpuff-tsubasa 447]

the power to teleport to another dimension

[Luminance 2,181]

The power to not blink for long periods of time.

[Kulstor 254]

TO know the type of cheese you are touching.  Even with your eyes closed.

[Vulcan 3,254]

The ability to change the way your eye perceives a certain object's color.

Want that building to be green but only for you? Hate the color of something? Ever want to eat a different colored cheese burger everyday of the week? This is the the power for you!

Edited July 4, 2016 by Vulcan