Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[NightGuard 251]

Yea, the title says it all.

 

Rules:

♥ Must be to your Left, that's it Haha

[Arctic Night 884]

The item to my left is a fan.

[Fox 5,330]

A fortune cookie fortune? Bwahahaha!

[honk friend 1,978]

The item to my left is an American flag.

I will now beat Fox to death with an American flag.

'Murrica!

[Commander Frost 731]

Canadian Mist Whiskey. I will murder you and then get drunk. :3

[honk friend 1,978]

Why not offer me a drink and instead fill the contents of the bottle with a deadly poison?

That way I can run out and dramatically shout "They have poisoned me!"

OT: Near said American flag I also have some odd voodoo staff I found in my garage. I will beat you to death with that.

[S. D. 49]

Im sorry to tell you this......but your death shall be caused by severe burns and trauma......the weapon is still unknown....but it is theorized to be a Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

I will put the pillowcase over your head and seal it so tight you can't breathe

[S. D. 49]

And you will get killed by an xbox.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I will slap you to death with a Nintendo 3DS.

[S. D. 49]

3DS FIGHT!

[NightGuard 251]

I will kill you with a Laptop!!

Edited July 12, 2014 by NightGuard

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Mine is a 3DS XL too, I just forgot to specify. You're not trumping me!

 

Another thing to my left is a chess set. I'll fling the pieces at you, and if that's not enough, proceed to bash you with the board until you die.

[S. D. 49]

MINE IS A BLUE 3DS XL WITH A WRIST STRAP

[DragonAria 314]

*looks at her left*

 

a spoon. A SPOON???

 

well...

 

[S. D. 49]

.....CHARIZARD PLUSHY, I CHOOSE YOU

[DragonAria 314]

*still playing with charizard plushy*

 

I'll give you SLINKY!

 

 

 

and when you'll play with it, I'll push you down the stairs!!!!

[S. D. 49]

*cuts you with yugioh cards*

[Monotone 101]

I'm afraid that S.D. will have to be drowned in a bowl of hot pasta

[lemonlimepony 10]

To my left is my left hand... 

I shall slap you to death!

Edited July 12, 2014 by lemonlimepony

[S. D. 49]

I BASH YOU ON THE HEAD WITH A TV

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Prepare to die at the hands of my... um... 

 

...Braixen plushie? 

[Star Racer 198]

Hmm......a couch.......i will find a way, trust me......im insane as well, so yeah.......

[Marciblook 612]

I rip a door off its hinges and smacks you around before using it to smash you into the ground

[lemonlimepony 10]

You have been defeated by my Original Pringles.