Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Star Racer 198]

A bottle of detangler spray.....i wonder if its flamable.

[Yoshikupo 302]

die by my nature documentery! i will bore you to death!

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

nooo I don't want to kill you I haven't seen you in quite some time

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

My History Teacher... Well, this'll get interesting!(Not really)

[yayayayayala 1,668]

1. A plate with bread crumbs all over it and some peanut butter smears, from my lunch

2. A surprisingly weighty little book about China

3. A piece of paper with some notes on it

4. My headphones.

 

You don't stand a chance. X3

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

why is the only people I have to kill people I don't want to kill

 

I will kill you with hugs then!

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A HALF OF A SANDWICH ON A PLATE

...wat

[Alex Z 848]

Why would I kill Pinkie?

I only kill Kishins.

[Clod 8,294]

You have been killed with a bag of mini donuts.

[Arctic Night 884]

I have a chair.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Two thick library books. Oh goody.

[mindcrime beats 6]

Bow and arrow. heheheheh.

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

look upon my empty wallet and tremble

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

This might take years... for real... Prepare to die, I'll paper cut you until you bleed out.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Prepare to meet your maker! *Proceeds to awkwardly slap you several times in the face with a feather* 

Edited November 13, 2014 by Bradley

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Prepare to meet your maker! *Proceeds to awkwardly slap you several times in the face with a feather* 

That may be one of the best posts I've seen in this thread. XP

 

Uhh...does what's on a shelf count? XP If so, *grabs a stack of books and a little pink tray filled with random things* PREPARE FOR THE AVALANCHE!

[Tao 7,679]

I have: phone

           air

           butter knife...

 

I SHALL BUTTER YOU DEATH OF THE SPREADING OF THE AIR!

[RenaTheRagDoll 47]

Oh i remember you were scared of me, you will feel the rage of my... bed? thats too heavy to kill someone

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

... I don't want to kill you so I will just trap you in my Build a Bear Workshop box I still have for some reason

[RenaTheRagDoll 47]

Its funny cause i sleep in a toybox
Banned because, oh wait wrong game

Edited November 14, 2014 by RenaTheRagDoll

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Beat you to death with a pillow

[Lisa 5,553]

A 2012 Cricket Championship Trophy.

 

It's solid metal, so you're probably screwed if I swing it right into your head.

[Arctic Night 884]

You have been stabbed to death... With various small keys...

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Yes an actual weapon. A knife...oh wait it's a plastic butter knife...and it's broken.

Edited November 17, 2014 by Red Sage

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,259]

Stabbed to death with 24 different colored pencils.