Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Lisa 5,552]

A 2012 Cricket Championship Trophy.

 

It's solid metal, so you're probably screwed if I swing it right into your head.

[Arctic Night 884]

You have been stabbed to death... With various small keys...

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Yes an actual weapon. A knife...oh wait it's a plastic butter knife...and it's broken.

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[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,222]

Stabbed to death with 24 different colored pencils.

[Tameless 979]

A soda cup filled with Pepsi... Makes you swallow the whole cup!

[yayayayayala 1,668]

, I like the quote in your sig :3 Just re-watched that episode recently

 

A folder filled with papers...need I say more? :3

[Alex Z 848]

No, I can't kill Pinkie she's too cute to kill. And besides, she's not a Kishin.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Well, this could actually be useful. I'd just pour this hot coffee on to your face and smack you with the cup

[Venomous 18,815]

Die from a coffee mug to the face

[Celtore 2,769]

I have my doubts that my stuffed animal here could kill you in any way... I suppose I have to try.

 

*starts ineffectively hitting Royal's head with the stuffed animal, squeaking each time*

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Hot coffee! 

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

Dunno if you can actually whip somebody to death with a damp towel, but I'll give it my all.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

A..Computer mouse,At least i can strangle someone with the wires.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

my backpack? *searches* ah ha I will kill you with the knowledge of Government, prepare to die slowly and painfully

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,222]

Died by throwing several paper balls to the face.

[crab 18]

I'm not gonna kill rainbow dash but the above you I will

 

I will hit my camper van at you to death huehuehue

 

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

to my left would be Freddy and Chica......were coming for you Sniper......

[Arkane 269]

ooh boy.. you're not going to like it knowing where my left hand has been. if you do like it, you're probably one of those "kinky" type of people.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A math book

Better yet, an algebra book

 

This is perfect

[Buck Testa 5,503]

This fork stabbed repeatedly into a major artery should do the trick. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

well lets see I'm sitting in a different direction today so that means...... ah shit I have to sacrifice my TV

[Kurael 43]

Gratz you have been killed by a street lamp

[Venomous 18,815]

Die from a glass of Cherry 7Up to the face.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

I will beat you with my Fluttershy plushy DIE DIE DIE

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

death by stand... not the ordinary way to go.