Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[javaleen 144]

I shred you with my fan :v

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Now I have the chance to use Grepper's advice lol.

I hit you with a notepad.

 

 

Turn around!

*turns around* An ottoman! Uhm, I hope you don't mind, seeing as we've never met and all - *smashes javaleen over the head*

[cmthuggin21 177]

Chucks Glass Coasters at you!

[Star Racer 198]

At least you had something made of glass....all i have is this piece of junk aluminium handled mop.

[cmthuggin21 177]

At least you had something made of glass....all i have is this piece of junk aluminium handled mop.

ALOOOMINIUM!

 

I give papercuts

Edited July 30, 2015 by ContraMaster

[Yoshikupo 302]

die by DS games! *throws*

[Durandal 623]

A spoon? Alright.

 

[Yoshikupo 302]

my newly replaced TV, dam I wanted to keep this

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill ya' with a velcro cord strap.

[Star Racer 198]

Shoes........

These are my magic shoes. Mama always said-eehhhhhh you get the point.

[hopkey123 640]

Killed you with my dog XD it's a Chihuahua, dont worry

[cmthuggin21 177]

I jam staples into your forehead.
Ughhhh. So gruesome.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

I'm gonna kill you with the lightswitch to my left.

[Grepper 3,192]

I slap you over the head with a magazine.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A lantern! *blinds you with its light and then waits until it gets really hot*

[Dreampuff 242]

Awww, @@yayayayayala :3, I really liked you. It's a shame I have to kill you.... with my fluffy pink slippers....

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Awww, @@yayayayayala :3, I really liked you. It's a shame I have to kill you.... with my fluffy pink slippers....

Ack! nuu! The fluffiness! THE PINKNESS! *doubles over coughing* IT'S TOO MUCH!!

You're spared btw!

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw an old digital camera at you.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

I throw an old digital camera at you.

OOO *catches it* THIS IS AWESOME ouo

 

*turns around because there's nothing where I'm sitting that I haven't already used*

The wire rack that came with my Casio digital piano, to hold music books, but is currently on the floor because I have no use for it.

[Grepper 3,192]

I pick up the 90-year old ornate box sitting on the floor in my room and slam it into your chest.

[Sweet_Melody 308]

*grabs a fluffy chair and swings it at your head* :3

 

 

ITS SO FLUFFY AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Edited August 3, 2015 by Sweet_Melody

[kuma9k 56]

A table fan.

 

Come at me

[Guest]

I will throw my friend at you although she would not like that very much

Edited August 3, 2015 by Gone Airbourne

[kuma9k 56]

I will throw my friend at you although she would not like that very much

You mean like this?

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Boom! Laptop 'o pain!