Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Galen Selanno 351]

There is no fate worse than that which involves been assaulted with dirty sock that hasn't been through the wash since Christmas.

[Leif 54]

Proceeds to beat arcfighter to death with 5 different stuffed owls.

 

(I don't even know why I had them there in the first place )

[Galen Selanno 351]

You shall suffer the deadly wrath of my plastic bag! *dies.*

[Rosemary Comet 76]

Well than Barack...you have suffered the unfortunate death of being slammed by a science textbook.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Prepare to be bludgeoned with a half full vitamin water!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

With my 3ds cord, I'll need some water. 

[catnet 9,356]

*holds you down and forces you to look at mah dog plush* Prepare to melt from teh cuteness! >:3

[OkBuddy 586]

*smashes you with my bed* 

Bedder watch out next time.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Scissors, I'm lucky. 

[Grepper 3,192]

Kills you by impalement with a beach ball.

Is that even possible?

Edited April 1, 2015 by MysteriousGrepper

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

An old piece of gum wrapped up with a shred of notebook paper.

 

I slip the piece of gum into your next meal. It contains a deadly mold, so you die of poisoning from mycotoxins.

Edited April 1, 2015 by xX_ShRpShUtR_RgLs_Xx

[honk friend 1,978]

Prepare to have your face melted off by my hair dryer.

[Ridley Wolf 291]

You shall be killed by... a sword.

 

It occurs to me that I have too many weapons lying around.

[N.W. 3,619]

A small cloth for cleaning glasses?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I will kill you with an electrical outlet.  :comeatus:

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'll spray you with this bottle of water you naughty, naughty cat!!

[Rosemary Comet 76]

I shall smash you on the head with a heavy binder! 

[Ridley Wolf 291]

Death by smelly shoe!

 

Not a good way to go.

[The Lonely Paradox 124]

You have been cut to death by... A BOX OF PAPERS!

[Star Racer 198]

A coffee mug with a fork in it. Good thing i practiced my sword and sheild technique.

[DragonAria 314]

*QUICKLY LOOKS AT HER LEFT*

 

 

 

... for God's sake...

 

 

... homework

 

 

... well, I could try killing you with that

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I will destroy you. With this wastepaper basket. 

 

I don't really want to, though. You just look so cute. 

[HunterTSN 1,444]

Fear my mighty fingernail clippers!

[SoaringCheetah 12]

well i kill you with air -_-  _-_  i have nothing to the left of me why couldn't u have said right then i would have a sword why well i guess i lose there XD        

[SevenSFormerAccount 65]

you're gonna get rekt by a safeway!

[seriously, i'm right outside one]