Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Now taking suggestions on how to kill someone with a window

[Kookie 135]

I'll hit you with a WINDOW! GOD SO HELP ME COZ I WILL HIT YOU WITH A WINDOW!

[Dovashy 1,734]

Hit you in the face with a mug. 

[NightGuard 251]

Prepare to die by the ALL MIGHTY...pillow?

[Kookie 135]

Taste the sweet death of the all mighty, powerful, strong, evil slaying, heart warming, and cool as ice CAT EARS!!! . . . . . YEAH!

[NightGuard 251]

Feel my powerful weapon as he cuts you..face my..brother's glasses!!

[Kookie 135]

Let me destroy you with the use of this all expenses paid and good for health, YOGA FOR CATS BOOK!

 

 

 

wait what?

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

A two-feet long, sharpened saber. Perfect.

[Star Racer 198]

Prepare to face THE WRATH of my.......aha! MY INSANE FATHER!

[Celtore 2,770]

And now, puny mortal, fear the choking capabilities of this deadly USB lava lamp!...Or prepare to stare into it for eternity. Either works fine.

[Klopp 2,050]

Looking closely and reacting quickly will not save you from the wrath of my fedora!

Edited July 14, 2014 by Ziggy

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Due to my Super Smash Bros. hype, I currently have to the left of me a piece of paper with a reminder to check the official website for the new character reveal in a few hours. So, I have to somehow kill you with a piece of paper. Have some paper cuts!

[EmeraldRarity 102]

I got a bed guys your bucked! LOL I can lift it for the record,

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Paper vs. bed? I don't think I'm on the winning side here...

 

Oh wait, new post means new item! *Checks my left* I now have a shirt! That doesn't seem like much of an improvement...

[EmeraldRarity 102]

Do people count I can throw my sister out xD I got my fan tho if you can't throw humans

[oceandeath 22]

Bag of doritos?

I guess I could smother you with the bag or like, feed you doritos if you didn't like them for some reason.

I wouldn't feel too bad about killing someone who didn't like doritos. That's subhuman. 

[EmeraldRarity 102]

Egg shells lovely...

[lemonlimepony 10]

Would it be OK if I defeat you with my younger brother? 

[Sigma 768]

I shall ram you going twenty miles an hour on my huge, twenty-nine inch mountain bike, and yes, I do wear a helmet.

[lemonlimepony 10]

Safety First!

 

I have crushed you with my bedroom wall.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I am going to smack you silly with my whiteboard, which currently has a list of trigonometric identities on it.

[Star Racer 198]

You shall die at the hands of my..........pinkie pie plushie!?

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Curtains. Nice.

[EmeraldRarity 102]

I got an end table.

[NightGuard 251]

Die by a pair of shorts..