Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[DJ Wolfe 5,346]

Fear the wrath of my DEODORANT!!!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

be prepared for the......miniature spike toy XD

[nolongerabout 403]

half a toothpick and a teaspoon.

can't say it won't be interesting

[Rick Sanchez 75]

a glass of lemonade and an alarm clock.

 

sorry, it had to be done.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Cell phone, coming in hot!

[Duality 10,740]

The resident 0.1mm^3 speck of eraser lint on my desk.

You are so doomed right now.

And yes, I did just take a vertical shot with my laptop camera. There was much confusion.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

watch out for the......lego man that could go down your throat XD

[Catsle 604]

I didn't want to have to do this but you need to cool down, im getting my fan.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I don't want to do this bro but it takes all colors to make a rainbow so.....a heavy history book

[Barpy 2,225]

Sorry, throwing my deadly cat at you, you are going to die from cuteness >:3

[Hierok 11,831]

But not so cute as my girlfriend. Don't break her nai... To late!

[Crystal Vision 583]

Fear my empty water bottle  

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

I'm so sorry Scruffers! *smashes face i with a heavy textbook* *cries hard*

[Hierok 11,831]

Sorry, my knife matches your skin 

[EnaRocketQueen 55]

Infected papercut from my diary? It's not a heavy book! 

[Duality 10,740]

Behold these pieces of metal and chain and steel blades and other unidentifiable oddments attached to these plaited straps!

What is this torture device, you ask?

THE LANYARD OF DESPAIR!!!

IT SHALL REND YOUR SOUL ASUNDER!!!!!!!

FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

*throws Tyler the Senior at you like a javelin* probably ineffective though 

[Lil' Lovebug 1,041]

*cries and laughs maniacally as I beat you with my water glass* I didn't want to. The voice told me to.

[Kalani. 140]

*continuously beats you over the head with a tv* 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

*bops you again and again with a 3L jug of water*

*it does no damage whatsoever*
Well this isn't going to work

 

[Duality 10,740]

*murders you with a telephone bill*

This is obviously their intended function.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I probably shouldn't kill but Damn this! get prepared for my lego minifigure to go down that throat of yours laddie!

[Telferi 6,906]

My wood free sketchbook... but i wanted to use that ;-; welpp, whatever, *smacks you with sketchbook to death*

[Messy Mane 9,032]

who you gonna call? 

most likely the ambulance cuz a ghostbusters hot wheels car could go down that pretty lil throat of yours at any minute c:

[DJ Wolfe 5,346]

Prepare yourself to be strangled by the cord of my earphones.