Fender 1,284 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 @, Better than me. I was practicing Marshall Arts with a newly-sharpened, unsheathed knife, on uneven ground. Something I often did...just wasn't so lucky this time....I sliced my thigh open and almost cut the femoral artery. Fun trip to the ER that was. :3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Airbourne 21,977 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 (edited) Went to sleep a long time ago one time and woke up in the tub... sleep walking you gotta love it Edited August 3, 2014 by Gone Airbourne 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract 832 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 Couldn't truly pick just one, but I've had a number of "experiences" after consuming way too much alcohol and blacking out: it's really something else to have to be told about how many tims you nearly killed/injured yourself and/or others because you don't remember it at all. "Let the steel of my resolve be not bested by the sum of my fears." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead account67902568 119 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 went into the girls toilet...im not going to explain myself and i did not go in to see stuff Signature Loading... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss 95 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 Probably tame compared to some of the things I've done,but one time there used to be a huge rocky hill near my house and I tried to go down in a bicycle.I stacked it pretty bad,but for some reason its a proud memory,I usually hate talking about dumb things I did when i was little (was like under 6 when i went down the hill).9/10 would do again if a house wasn't built onto the hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkMysteryMan 670 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 (edited) Well one time I went to school early in the morning and I forgot my pants. I'm not kidding in the slightest. During the whole walk, I thought I was wearing my shorts that I use when It's hot. I must've took them off while I was sleeping or something. So by the time I'm at about a block from the school, almost ten people come up to me and say that I'm wearing my boxers....so yeah. I sprinted back home and didn't go to school for a day or two. Edited August 4, 2014 by TheDarkMysteryMan 3 Signature created by: Gone Airborne Imagine if you will being on your death bed – And standing around your bed – the ghosts of the ideas, the dreams, the abilities, the talents given to you by life. And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book. And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER! The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fortunato 43 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 I did so many stupid things when I was little. I remember back when I was really little, I thought it would be a good idea to use one of those long body pillows as a surfboard, and surf on my hardwood floors. My intentions were to jump into the air, and toss the pillow under me before gravity kicked in. I don't know why I decided to do that, but I did. I'm lucky that when the inevitable happened, and my skull collided with the hardwood floor, I didn't get a concussion. Just some bruises and a black eye. And then there was the time I decided to egg on the angriest, most mental kid in first grade. I kept jumping in front of his path and shouting some unintelligible first-grader nonsense. He retaliated by literally slashing my face with his disgusting, overgrown fingernails. Lets just say that if he aimed an inch or two higher, I'd be blind in my left eye. But we can't forget the time that I almost got abducted! One of my jackass six year old friends hopped on my bike when we were playing together, and drove off. I ended up following him until we both got lost. After about three hours of being lost, some guy with one eye offered to help us get home, so we climbed in his car. Believe it or not, he wasn't a pedophile. He was just a genuinely nice guy. I put my bike in the back of his truck, and he drove us home. Wow, I was a really stupid kid. I don't even know how I'm still alive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson Cross 7,532 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 One time I decided to touch the stove's hotplate to see if it was on. And yes. Yes it was... 2 Now with more added tea leaves! My fantastic signature made by Gone Airbourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponytheorist 181 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 I was stupid enough to bet with one of my teachers. I would stand a 7 in his class avarage (In holland we have a scale from 1 to 10) and he would color his hair red for a day. If I didn't reach the 7, I needed to color my hair green for a day. Needless to say, I got a lot of weird looks cycling to school that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSlayer1064 11 August 3, 2014 Author Share August 3, 2014 @, Also, sorry if I gave you a ton of notifications, but I couldn't brohoof that enough. Its okay its all cool XD lol Well one time I went to school early in the morning and I forgot my pants. I'm not fucking kidding in the slightest. During the whole walk, I thought I was wearing my shorts that I use when It's hot. I must've took them off while I was sleeping or something. So by the time I'm at about a block from the school, almost ten people come up to me and say that I'm wearing my boxers....so yeah. I sprinted back home and didn't go to school for a day or two. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE UNDERSTAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReGen 1,466 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 I stubbed my toe on my foot. Ha-- how do you even do that... "I keep the walking on the right side, but I won't judge the next who handles walking on the wrong. 'Cause that's how he wants to be. No difference, see." Cloud of Sounds | YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliash147 159 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 Using Bing as a browser Boy, was i dumb 2 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9GfEgXyccqjZoHYouVVhYg Aiwannas and maybe some pony stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScaleWrangler 122 August 4, 2014 Share August 4, 2014 trying to do a front flip like a breakdancer Infront of college friends (showing off) landing on my head, knocking myself out for about 5 minutes Got up and dusted myself off told everyone i was fine .. and walked right into a tree Infront of my then friend now ex-gf who never let me live it down If it has scales ... I'm all over it Luna For Prime Minister "Anyone for a spot of tea?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MARVEL) Blue Blood 991 August 4, 2014 Share August 4, 2014 I have a few:1. When I was about 10 years old, I got curious as to how girls do their business (restroom stuff), and after an hour, I got caught by my mother and was grounded. This was when I thought everyone had a penis, mind you. :/ 2. In 6th grade, my friend and I thought it would be a good idea to host a web show. We didn't do much on there, and looking back on the footage, I'm a bit embarrassed. 3. When I was in 8th grade, I had a habit of peeking at girls in the girls restroom. Thankfully, I was never caught, but I still feel dirty doing it. Hey, I'm curious around girls! 4. Since I'm not good at recovering in water when it comes to swimming, I thought it would be a good idea to go down a water slide into a 20 foot pool. I nearly drowned, but I didn't get scared of the water. Guess I'm not the aqua-phobic type. 1 Second in Command of the Marvel Alliance!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowbrezze 100 August 4, 2014 Share August 4, 2014 i think she's saying she literally flipped OVER the pool, as in above. i am a guy not a girl if you read my profile it says male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vemillia Nightshade 2,247 August 4, 2014 Share August 4, 2014 Forgetting my keys to my apartment door. 1 "Love and Hate are two different sides of the same coin. Both are feelings that are indescribable. One is felt often while the other is typically felt by those who cannot comprehend right from wrong." - Me "In my time as a reaper of souls, I've learned to never take anything seriously unless it means my life. Chaos and Control are forms of the life flow, nothing more. Pain and heartbreak are no different, just a flow of events." - Sadist "I know there is no use to prey, I am a demon today. We all are demons today" - Combichrist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Ice Princess Silky <3 14,935 August 4, 2014 Administrator Share August 4, 2014 I trusted someone I ought not to have trusted. Wish it could fall under the more comical category... but... it is what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy 6,232 August 4, 2014 Share August 4, 2014 Well, I'm pretty sure that nothing stupid I've ever done could even possibly top not taking care of myself when I needed it the most. It's stupid, but I was frozen in fear. However, this topic seems like it's for more light-hearted stuff... All I've got in that manner is how I was late to school one day looking for a shoe that was already on my foot. >.< Everything needs more woodwind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,259 November 10, 2019 Share November 10, 2019 I have many but I think the most stupidest thing I did was this. So this was while back, and I was running and I’d run around the neighbors and there’s one little brat who keep shouting “run faster” to me. Of course I ignored him and kept on running. When I pass his house again he kept on shouting the same thing. I got furious and annoyed and shouted back to him “shut the fuck up!” And then kid begin to shouting back to me, I don’t know what he said. But I kept on saying “fuck your self you stupid kid.” Or somewhere along the line. Oh my god... thinking back I can’t believe I acted like that and letting a frickin’ kid get me all trigger up. It was very stupid and I cringe every time I think about it. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,088 November 11, 2019 Share November 11, 2019 Too many to post here.... ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRockARooster 52,561 November 11, 2019 Share November 11, 2019 So many and most of them occurred here. sig by @Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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