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The Fortunato

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  1. I used to think I was a vampire. And not the "sexy" kinds of vampires from Twilight, I'm talking about real vampires. You know, the ones who couldn't go out into the sunlight, turned into bats, and drank blood. I based this off of the fact that my canines (just like everyone else's) were a bit pointy. But I mean, come on! That was the only logical conclusion that one could draw from such an observation!
  2. As of late, I've decided to give the series another go. I've started at the beginning with the Friendship is Magic episodes, and I plan on gradually working my way through the entire series again. While I was watching some of the earlier episodes, I began wondering how different it must have been for the guys behind MLP back then. I mean, back then, they thought that their audience would be composed of young girls, and now they know that their audience is composed mainly of teenage and adult males. This got me thinking... What if bronies never existed? What if we all just judged the book by its cover, and never sat down to watch an episode? Without the aforementioned male fan base, how would the show be? Would it even still be around? Where would you be without MLP? I find it interesting to dwell on what could have been.
  3. Orion groaned yet again from his position above the toilet. Keeping the contents of his stomach right where they were, and not sprawled out across the deck had proven to be quite the challenge ever since the boat had begun its journey toward the island. It was almost like he could feel every wave lap the side of the boat, and this only served to accentuate his nausea. The only thing worse than his seasickness was the copious amount of heat that radiated down from the California Sun. He was used to frigid environment of Alaska, the place that he had called home for so many years, and the place where he had honed his ability to generate ice formations. His reminiscence of Alaska was cut short however, when the boat suddenly lurched forward without notice. He was right back to his position over to the toilet, desperately struggling to keep down the airport food he had eaten earlier. "Oh, I hate boats. I hate boats, I hate boats, I hate boats," Orion thought as the boat slowly but surely approached the island.
  4. I already mentioned this in another recent post, but one time, when I was very little, I wanted to surf. I lived in Arizona though, and in that state, oceans are nonexistent. I had to improvise. Instead of a surfboard, I got one of those long body pillows, and instead of an ocean, I used the hardwood floors of my house. I guess I didn't really understand the concept of surfing too well, because I planned on jumping into the air, and quickly throwing the pillow between my body and the ground before gravity could kick in. The inevitable happened: I messed up and ended up slamming my head against the floor. Fortunately, I didn't get a concussion. Just some bruises and a black eye.
  5. Four languages? Sweet Celestia! But anyway, I can speak English and Russian.
  6. Isn't it obvious? The measure of this angle (I'll include a picture, so you know which one I'm talking about) is 134 degrees. When you add one, three, and four, you get eight. In Roman numeral form, eight is VIII. This can be connected to King Henry VIII, the guy who had all those wives that he eventually killed. King Henry VIII was born in Greenwich, England. Do you know what's green? Pickles. On the pH scale, pickles have a value of 4.6. When you square 4.6, you get 21.16. You can arrange that number to be 2,116, which can be converted to the year 2116. This year is in the 22nd century. "Century" is a noun. "Racism" is also a noun. Twilight is smiling because she condones racism. So yeah, this picture promotes racism. That's why everyone is freaking out. But seriously, I have no clue. It's an adorable picture.
  7. I guess she didn't get my ingenious Luna reference. Oh well, at least you guys will!
  8. I did so many stupid things when I was little. I remember back when I was really little, I thought it would be a good idea to use one of those long body pillows as a surfboard, and surf on my hardwood floors. My intentions were to jump into the air, and toss the pillow under me before gravity kicked in. I don't know why I decided to do that, but I did. I'm lucky that when the inevitable happened, and my skull collided with the hardwood floor, I didn't get a concussion. Just some bruises and a black eye. And then there was the time I decided to egg on the angriest, most mental kid in first grade. I kept jumping in front of his path and shouting some unintelligible first-grader nonsense. He retaliated by literally slashing my face with his disgusting, overgrown fingernails. Lets just say that if he aimed an inch or two higher, I'd be blind in my left eye. But we can't forget the time that I almost got abducted! One of my jackass six year old friends hopped on my bike when we were playing together, and drove off. I ended up following him until we both got lost. After about three hours of being lost, some guy with one eye offered to help us get home, so we climbed in his car. Believe it or not, he wasn't a pedophile. He was just a genuinely nice guy. I put my bike in the back of his truck, and he drove us home. Wow, I was a really stupid kid. I don't even know how I'm still alive.
  9. I see. Perhaps my phrasing of the title was a little bit rash. I thank you for revealing the error in my ways. I'll remember your post the next time I delve into a more sensitive topic on these forums.
  10. I don't think that I really tossed the word around as you claimed I did. In fact, my statement pertaining to the questionable hype of Luna as a character actually had some objective grounds to stand on. I often see people possessing a strong affinity for Luna, an affinity stronger than the ones they have for the Mane 6. This is questionable, as we have seen practically no character growth or development from Luna over the four seasons of the show. In fact, she's only had a single episode to herself in the entire show. We rarely see her, and when we do, she's often in the background, behind Celestia. I'm also a bit surprised at the fact that you took my subjective opinion as fact. This makes me wonder if this is something you do all the time. Would you have produced a similar reaction to the statement "hotdogs are good"? Or what about "cats are cool animals"? In fact, according to your own logic, you have no right to declare Luna to not be overrated, and in fact, no one does. If we keep this up, we're going to be getting into paradoxical territory soon. The phrase "Luna is overrated" is an opinion. It is not a fact, and it will never be a fact. That fact that it's an opinion is objective (wow, that was a really weird sentence). We are all entitled to our opinions, just remember that. I apologize if I stated my opinion in a sort of "matter of fact" way. I wasn't maliciously attacking Luna's character, I was trying to hold a civil discussion. I like Luna, I think she's a good character. I really like her backstory. It's just that I was just a bit skeptical of the gross amounts of praise her character has been getting. I wanted to see if all this praise stemmed from her being relatable. I've never had a brother or sister. I've never had a shadow to live in. I wouldn't have known.
  11. Uh oh. You've opened a can of worms with that one! I'd recommend getting out of your house, seeing as it'll probably get hit by four airstrikes in the next ten minutes or so. Bronies are nothing short of the Gestapo when it comes to Derpy.
  12. Throughout my two years in the fandom, I've always wondered why so many bronies form such an affinity for Luna. I mean, if I had a nickel for every time I've seen someone declare Luna to be the best princess, or even pony, I'd have... Well, I'd have a lot of nickels. I just don't see what's so engaging about her character. Maybe it's the fact that others have had to live in the shadow of their siblings, and they can easily relate with Luna? I don't know. Maybe you guys can help me fill in the blanks here. Oh, and if Luna just so happens to be your favorite princess/pony, I heavily implore you to participate by replying to this topic. Thanks guys.
  13. Very good! I'm interested to see what you can do with some better equipment!
  14. Well, the first clips of MLP that I ever saw came from Sonic Rainboom, but the first episodes I actually sat down to watch were the Friendship is Magic episodes. Kind of a boring response, but it's the truth.
  15. Seems like you've already got some volunteers. If you're still looking though, I'd be happy to edit your work. Also: I'm pretty much the biggest Grammar Nazi ever, so your work will be in good hands!
  16. So, what's your favorite bad movie? You guys know the kind of movie I'm talking about. The kind of movie that's so bad, it somehow manages to be good. Example: The Room.
  17. Hello from Scottsdale, AZ! I'm glad that you're here, and I hope that you enjoy your stay!
  18. A console gaming community sounds awesome!
  19. Yeah, I find the fact that Twilight is attracted to Flash to be really disgusting. I mean, imagine if you just pulled out some random guy from our fandom, turned him into a pony, and threw him into Equestria. Do you honestly think that he, with his human mind, would be attracted to ponies? Actually, don't answer that. But seriously, Flash is probably the worst thing in that movie. He's just another generic, guitar-playing, muscle car-driving douchebag. I think everybody can agree that the movie would have been stronger without him. Also, he doesn't really have any purpose in the move. Any one of the other Humane 6 could have showed Principle Luna those photos. Hell, they could have all come in at once. It would have reinforced Twilight's trust in them, to the point where she would finally be able to reveal her true self to the others. It'd of been better than that lazy writing trick they did with Pinkie.
  20. I skated for about three years until I took a pretty bad fall when I messed up dropping in on a half pipe. Don't skate at all anymore. I couldn't really do too many tricks, though. I just liked skating around, going in and out of bowls and what not. The best trick I could do was a kickflip, and I could barely even pull that off. I could ollie pretty high though, and I was satisfied with that.
  21. Ah, yes! I would like nothing more than to add another fellow brony who indulges in the great objectivity of the sciences! More into the elements myself (organic chemistry and biochemistry, to be precise), but I have a close friend who aspires to, one day, become a physicist. I'm fairly new around here myself, but I'm already having a great time on these forums! I'm sure you will too. Well, thanks for the hugs, and I hope to see you around sometime!
  22. I can say that I thoroughly enjoyed this. Nice work!
  23. Hatty Hattington was inside his hat-shaped mansion, sitting on his hat shaped armchair, in front of his hat-shaped fireplace, stroking his hat-shaped cat, when all of a sudden...
  24. So, I've been thinking about this for quite a while. Unfortunately, my efforts have only left me with even more questions, and no answers. So it's pretty apparent that Celestia plays a huge role in overseeing the prosperity of Equestria and all of its equine inhabitants. It's not like those huge Suns on her flanks symbolize her extreme talents in being a solar energy engineer, they symbolize her ability to raise and lower an entire star! I mean, imagine if Celestia just poofed out of existence for a year or so (sorry Law of Conservation of Mass). The crops and plants wouldn't be able to perform photosynthesis or cellular respiration, and they would all eventually die (unless the unicorns could produce a kind of pseudo sunlight, but I'd imagine that it would extremely strenuous to pull off, as plants need constant sunlight). Since the ponies are all herbivores, they would be forced to consume the other animals, such as the cows. When the cow population becomes extinct, the ponies would have no choice but to turn on each other, undertaking gross and heinous acts of cannibalism (apparently horses can digest meat). Not to mention the fact that this chaos ensue in an ice-covered, frostbitten Equestria. Actually, that would make for a really cool fanfic. Someone get on that. So, uh, yeah. Praise Celestia. You can see that her role in Equestria is huge, to say the least. But anyway, getting back to the point. How did she get her cutie mark? There's a throng of other questions that accompany this one. She probably got her cutie mark after she realized she could raise and lower the Sun. But in order to raise a mass as large as the Sun, she would need the ultimate form of magic: alicorn magic. This would mean that she would have to be an alicorn prior to her getting her mark, which means that she might have been born as an alicorn. Not to mention the fact the our glorious leader, Lauren Faust, tweeted that she, in her head, imagined Celestia and Luna being born as alicorns. Now to astray for just a bit, I consider there to be two categories of alicorns. Alicorns with moving manes, and alicorns with still manes. Okay, I couldn't even type that with a straight face. But seriously, two groups: alicorns that were born alicorns, and alicorns that became alicorns after they were born. Wow, I just used the word "alicorn" about 58 times in just this paragraph. Woops! 59 now. Anyway, I'm going to make the assumption that only alicorns can give birth to other alicorns. I mean, we haven't seen any new alicorns who were born as alicorns around Equestria, as of late. So that means that Celestia and Luna had to have been born of alicorns. So if that's the case, then what happened to Celestia's parents? Did she even have parents? Was she always just there? Did she even acquire her cutie mark, or when the universe began, and she was there from the star, did she just have it? Was there even a period where she didn't have her cutie mark? Was she even ever a filly? Alicorns are immortal, so if she did have parents, where did they go? Why did her parents even have fillies if they were immortal, and they could just raise the Sun and Moon forever? UGH! So many questions, and so few answers. I hope that you can help me out by giving me your thoughts, as I'd really like to hear them. This is such an interesting topic, and I hope that I've provoked some extensive thought into this matter.
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