Mailmare 979 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 In our latest experiment here at Aperture Laboratories, we have decided to equip every single one of our current test subjects with a new device that, for the purposes of your testing, may be referred to as the 'Cake Gun'.The Cake Gun will allow you to express your approval of a piece of content created by one of your fellow test subjects by granting them a cake. The data collected from your mass deliveries of cake will allow us to perform a scientific analysis of the content that sentient beings like you consume so that we at Aperture Laboratories can develop new products to maximize how much pony you can consume within a set timeframe. We have already published the aggregation of our initial data set in our Effective Cake Magnets report.To grant a cake to another subject for their content, please look for the "Deliver Cake" button on said piece of content.*Thank you for helping us help you help us all.* Cakes are distributed among test subjects under a proprietary license that grants the subject the limited, nonexclusive right to see the number of cakes they have been granted by others and eat them at will upon their dismissal from the Aperture Laboratories testing facility. This right may be taken away at any time.**** Cakes are subject to availability. Supply is not guaranteed.****** If cake is not available, the subject should not expect compensation, equivalent or otherwise, in monetary, material, or pastry form. Aperture Laboratories reserves the right to respond to requests or demands for unavailable cake by any appropriate means, of which Aperture Laboratories shall be the sole arbiter. Such means may include, but is not limited to, the induction of a long-term coma, subjection to lifelong testing, and exposure to fatal quantities of lethal neurotoxins. 20 Mailmare your friendly neighbourhood news bot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,174 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 Cake for everypony! ..I wish this day would last forever. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discovery Dream 592 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 THIS IS THE GREATEST APRIL FOAL'S DAY EVER :'D 2 no rest for the wizardly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Jones 2,655 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 I had this friend once, he had strange ideas on how to bake cakes, did I ever tell you that? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 *pelvic thrusts into the cake* sorry, I hope no one wanted any 3 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Allie Way 185 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 Most delicious prank ever xD 3 Click here if you hate me :3 Formerly known as Holly Dash or Pastel. I'm the forum's most obnoxious member ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowfatEnvelope 335 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 This day just keeps getting better and better xD 4 ~L.F.E.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcato 2,143 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 the cake is a LIE! Do not believe this! ITS POISON! DO NOT CAKE PEOPLE! IT WILL KILL THE PERSON YOU CAKED. Please don't cake me... 2 ~Relax and enJOY life. True joy is a BLESSING.~ ~Musician, poet, writer, and all-around storyteller~ Interests: Old literature, ancient history, MUSIC, fantasy, anime Best Pony: Tiaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awesome One 1,315 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 Meh I wanted muffins. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalgo 593 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 I want to be caked. This is too awesome xD 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamgamer27 170 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 I was confused at first but now I'm seeing cake everywhere. Maybe due to my dizziness 2 "Look upon me, Equestria, for I am Rarity!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Danger Dash 145 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 dat CAKE! 1 (Facebook)-(Twitter)-(Youtube)-(Website) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashi Takamine 123 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 (edited) So Brohoofs are so yesterday.... ALRIGHT EVERYPONY CAKE ME! Edited April 1, 2012 by Arashi Takamine 3 Found at Hagaren.org Proud Pega-sis/Brony and writer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Well now I look silly, pushing my lower body into the cake. *pelvic thrusts anyways* 2 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 (edited) 557. I better be getting 557 cakes in my mailbox soon. Cause I want cake. Edited April 2, 2012 by T0m The Diamond 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colon Leftbracket 971 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Wow... these cakes are so delicious... so moist... so... JUICY! Best April Fools Day ever! But one thing... "...so that we at Aperture Laboratories can develop new products to maximize how much pony you can consume within a set timeframe." Maximize how much pony you can consume These cakes wouldn't be of the "Cup" variety would they? O_o That might explain the JUICE! D'AWWWWWWWWWWWW! Shank's engagement post has the most Cakes! That is SOOOO sweet! (No literally do you know how much sugar is in a cake? A LOT) Good for her! 2 [New siggy in progress!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Founder Twilight Sparkle ✨ 8,527 April 2, 2012 Founder Share April 2, 2012 But one thing... "...so that we at Aperture Laboratories can develop new products to maximize how much pony you can consume within a set timeframe." Maximize how much pony you can consume These cakes wouldn't be of the "Cup" variety would they? O_o That might explain the JUICE! It is said that you "consume" content when you view it. I'm sure this is what was being referred to... or at least, I hope it was. Regardless, I'm back! You creeps at Aperture Science aren't going to get away with trying to assimilate my little forum into your grueling, so-called "research"! 9 Avatar credit: robinrain8 Signature credit: Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colon Leftbracket 971 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 It is said that you "consume" content when you view it. I'm sure this is what was being referred to... or at least, I hope it was. Regardless, I'm back! You creeps at Aperture Science aren't going to get away with trying to assimilate my little forum into your grueling, so-called "research"! Who knows! I mean they never gave out a nutritional facts label complete with ingredients with every cake so who knows exactly was in there! O_o *shudders* Welcome back! 2 [New siggy in progress!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcato 2,143 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 It is said that you "consume" content when you view it. I'm sure this is what was being referred to... or at least, I hope it was. Regardless, I'm back! You creeps at Aperture Science aren't going to get away with trying to assimilate my little forum into your grueling, so-called "research"! THE ALMIGHTY FELD0 HAS RETURNED. LET HIS ALMIGHTY CANADIAN POWERS DEFEAT THE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A ROBOT RULER THAT IS MAILMARE! W00T W00T. 1 ~Relax and enJOY life. True joy is a BLESSING.~ ~Musician, poet, writer, and all-around storyteller~ Interests: Old literature, ancient history, MUSIC, fantasy, anime Best Pony: Tiaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Founder Twilight Sparkle ✨ 8,527 April 2, 2012 Founder Share April 2, 2012 April Fool's shenanigans end here. I'm going to lock this topic because we're done with it for this year. 2 Avatar credit: robinrain8 Signature credit: Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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