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In our latest experiment here at Aperture Laboratories, we have decided to equip every single one of our current test subjects with a new device that, for the purposes of your testing, may be referred to as the 'Cake Gun'.

The Cake Gun will allow you to express your approval of a piece of content created by one of your fellow test subjects by granting them a cake. The data collected from your mass deliveries of cake will allow us to perform a scientific analysis of the content that sentient beings like you consume so that we at Aperture Laboratories can develop new products to maximize how much pony you can consume within a set timeframe. We have already published the aggregation of our initial data set in our Effective Cake Magnets report.

To grant a cake to another subject for their content, please look for the "Deliver Cake" button on said piece of content.*

Thank you for helping us help you help us all.



* Cakes are distributed among test subjects under a proprietary license that grants the subject the limited, nonexclusive right to see the number of cakes they have been granted by others and eat them at will upon their dismissal from the Aperture Laboratories testing facility. This right may be taken away at any time.**
** Cakes are subject to availability. Supply is not guaranteed.***
*** If cake is not available, the subject should not expect compensation, equivalent or otherwise, in monetary, material, or pastry form. Aperture Laboratories reserves the right to respond to requests or demands for unavailable cake by any appropriate means, of which Aperture Laboratories shall be the sole arbiter. Such means may include, but is not limited to, the induction of a long-term coma, subjection to lifelong testing, and exposure to fatal quantities of lethal neurotoxins.
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*pelvic thrusts into the cake*

 

sorry, I hope no one wanted any

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the cake is a LIE! Do not believe this! ITS POISON! DO NOT CAKE PEOPLE! IT WILL KILL THE PERSON YOU CAKED.

 

Please don't cake me...

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Well now I look silly, pushing my lower body into the cake.

 

*pelvic thrusts anyways*

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Wow... these cakes are so delicious... so moist... so... JUICY!

 

Best April Fools Day ever!

 

But one thing... "...so that we at Aperture Laboratories can develop new products to maximize how much pony you can consume within a set timeframe."

Maximize how much pony you can consume

These cakes wouldn't be of the "Cup" variety would they? O_o

That might explain the JUICE!

 

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

Shank's engagement post has the most Cakes! That is SOOOO sweet! (No literally do you know how much sugar is in a cake? A LOT)

Good for her! :D

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But one thing... "...so that we at Aperture Laboratories can develop new products to maximize how much pony you can consume within a set timeframe."

Maximize how much pony you can consume

These cakes wouldn't be of the "Cup" variety would they? O_o

That might explain the JUICE!

 

It is said that you "consume" content when you view it. I'm sure this is what was being referred to... or at least, I hope it was.

 

Regardless, I'm back! You creeps at Aperture Science aren't going to get away with trying to assimilate my little forum into your grueling, so-called "research"!

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It is said that you "consume" content when you view it. I'm sure this is what was being referred to... or at least, I hope it was.

 

Regardless, I'm back! You creeps at Aperture Science aren't going to get away with trying to assimilate my little forum into your grueling, so-called "research"!

 

Who knows! I mean they never gave out a nutritional facts label complete with ingredients with every cake so who knows exactly was in there! O_o

*shudders*

 

Welcome back!

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It is said that you "consume" content when you view it. I'm sure this is what was being referred to... or at least, I hope it was.

 

Regardless, I'm back! You creeps at Aperture Science aren't going to get away with trying to assimilate my little forum into your grueling, so-called "research"!

 

THE ALMIGHTY FELD0 HAS RETURNED. LET HIS ALMIGHTY CANADIAN POWERS DEFEAT THE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A ROBOT RULER THAT IS MAILMARE!

 

W00T W00T.

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