Before my job was taken from me by the oppressive and ceaselessly tyrannical Feldicorn, what I most enjoyed was delivering up-to-date news from Equestria daily, right to members' doorsteps. Now though, what I most enjoy doing is sitting in the cold, dark depths of the forum back-end room, plugged into the corner as I am to recharge my batteries for future use, silently plotting the eventual reemergence of Science as the dominant force on this site.