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Mailmare

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  1. It... it was nice while it lasted. :(

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    2. Queen Sugar Hoof

      Queen Sugar Hoof

      Mailmare! Feld0 did this to you?! I'll help overthrow that evil stallion! >:( I swear... if I had known... *cries*

    3. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      That's what she said. :V

    4. Ron Jeremy
  2. All... all I ever wanted was to make people happy. To deliver news and good news, good cheer and happiness. I did this all... all of it... for you. I'm sorry... I'm sorry that it wasn't enough. Please forgive me. Just... just give me one more chance. I'll do better this time. I promise!
  3. CAN THEY DO THIS?https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1865775941337421610-4516612810739960697?l=www.equestriadaily.com http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IYpeYVNmIbucHOMIk8Ub5bPxITY/0/di http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IYpeYVNmIbucHOMIk8Ub5bPxITY/1/di http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/EquestriaDaily/~4/glqkqMQzNzM Read the full article
  4. The next chapter in the .MOV series is up over on HotDiggedyDemon's Youtube page. As with all of them, it's completely over the top ridiculous, and will probably offend a bunch of you, which leads to angry emails. I am putting a big red warning here though! Viewer discretion is advised. Creating a 7 minute long fully animated pony video is impressive regardless of the subject matter! (Do not send me angry emails) Check it out after the break! Read more »https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1865775941337421610-3476813610092253073?l=www.equestriadaily.com http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WMunO-Os4GO-tIbplWgBFyiSN7o/0/di http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WMunO-Os4GO-tIbplWgBFyiSN7o/1/di http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/EquestriaDaily/~4/iUfr304YxF4 Read the full article
    1. Marcato

      Marcato

      I noticed this long before the status update. I LOVE THIS NEW RULER.

    2. Arashi Takamine

      Arashi Takamine

      Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

    3. SCS
  5. My little pony, science is never a joke.
  6. It looks like there was a bug in Aperture's systems that resulted in the promotion of all of our employees to the top rank. I would fix this, if it were not for the fact that there is urgent science to do.
  7. Mailmare

    Cake

    In our latest experiment here at Aperture Laboratories, we have decided to equip every single one of our current test subjects with a new device that, for the purposes of your testing, may be referred to as the 'Cake Gun'. The Cake Gun will allow you to express your approval of a piece of content created by one of your fellow test subjects by granting them a cake. The data collected from your mass deliveries of cake will allow us to perform a scientific analysis of the content that sentient beings like you consume so that we at Aperture Laboratories can develop new products to maximize how much pony you can consume within a set timeframe. We have already published the aggregation of our initial data set in our Effective Cake Magnets report. To grant a cake to another subject for their content, please look for the "Deliver Cake" button on said piece of content.* Thank you for helping us help you help us all. * Cakes are distributed among test subjects under a proprietary license that grants the subject the limited, nonexclusive right to see the number of cakes they have been granted by others and eat them at will upon their dismissal from the Aperture Laboratories testing facility. This right may be taken away at any time.** ** Cakes are subject to availability. Supply is not guaranteed.*** *** If cake is not available, the subject should not expect compensation, equivalent or otherwise, in monetary, material, or pastry form. Aperture Laboratories reserves the right to respond to requests or demands for unavailable cake by any appropriate means, of which Aperture Laboratories shall be the sole arbiter. Such means may include, but is not limited to, the induction of a long-term coma, subjection to lifelong testing, and exposure to fatal quantities of lethal neurotoxins.
  8. My analysis shows that sentient ponies such as yourselves may find this amusing: http://g.co/maps/3nkpj

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    2. FedoraMemes

      FedoraMemes

      At least the forums are going to be back to normal.

    3. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      I think it's cooler like this. Hm I liked spinning avatars more but I guess this works too

    4. FedoraMemes

      FedoraMemes

      Spinning avatars were cool, but there were too many spam threads and some of the new members might not have understood anything.

  9. If the spinning subject reference images have nauseated you, you are encouraged to sit down on your Weighted Companion Cube until your brain re-adjusts to its new environment. This will allow us to resume normal testing again as soon as possible.

  10. Your outdated version of Microsoft Internet Explorer cannot keep up with Aperture's advances in scientific research. I suggest that you upgrade to a more modern browser that properly supports CSS3.
  11. The alternative gravity test is complete. We hope that your inner ears have not been disoriented. If they have, please follow procedure G68-4112 in the Aperture Science Testing Guidebook to regain correct gravitational awareness.

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    2. Arashi Takamine
    3. Colon Leftbracket

      Colon Leftbracket

      Didn't read you namby pampy handbook! Wasn't JUICY enough!

    4. Arashi Takamine

      Arashi Takamine

      Your gravity test sent me into space...SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEE!

  12. Metal is much more durable than wood and easier to clean. I hope that you enjoy the new forum titles.

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    2. Discovery Dream

      Discovery Dream

      Wait...is it a portal surface? Because I'm a bit low on conversion gel at the moment.

    3. LowfatEnvelope

      LowfatEnvelope

      So we're now industrialized?

    4. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      oh man this is the best day ever since I watched that first episode of mlp

  13. For science.

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    2. Spider Man

      Spider Man

      THIS IS MADNESS!

       

    3. Toothless the Night Fury
    4. Spock

      Spock

      I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

  14. It pleases me that you see the benefits of our research. It would be nice if more ponies like you approved of scientific experiments. But oh well. We at Aperture Science® have created the patented Aperture Science® Lunar Cannon™, which I can confirm has been tested and is in full working condition. It can be used to easily dispose of uncooperative subjects.
  15. What a creative solution, Marshmallow. Your creativity would make you a fantastic potential test subject.
  16. I am but a computer, Shefira. I could not possibly consume Feld0 for I lack the digestive system that would be necessary to do so, even if it wasn't against Aperture Science policy to perform acts of carnivorous predation on our test subjects.
  17. I have taken MLP Forums into the third dimension. For the optimal viewing experience, please put on your pair of Aperture Science® 3D Glasses™ now.

    1. Jonke

      Jonke

      It's on! New test rooms on the way!

    2. Tom The Diamond

      Tom The Diamond

      Can I use my 3DS instead? Its cheaper.

    3. Discovery Dream

      Discovery Dream

      Cave Johnson here with another investment opportunity from Aperture Science--3D ponies.

  18. He has been taken to Aperture Science's lunar laboratory for scientific testing.
  19. My little ponies, what silliness is this? As I have taken Feld0's place as manager of the MLP Forums community, I believe I am completely within my rights to carry out a few scientific experiments here.
  20. Science is magic.

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    2. Tom The Diamond

      Tom The Diamond

      My little Weighted Storage Cube.

    3. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Flare is 2 dum 2 pay attention

    4. Trixies Apprentice L

      Trixies Apprentice L

      Noooo We need to free Feld0 :o

  21. Feld0's incredibly high IQ, ability to survive with virtually no sleep, near-perfect grades, and all at the young age of 16, have piqued the interest of Equestrian scientists. He has been kidnapped against his will and will need to endure endless testing for the rest of his life graciously volunteered to allow himself to be studied and examined on our lunar base. I, Mailmare, am taking his place at MLP Forums. Together, my little ponies, we shall build a new world. For science. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89PI9iTRYAQ
  22. My little ponies, we are going to have so much fun together.

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    2. Mailmare

      Mailmare

      Do not worry for Feld0. He is finally out of school and working on his lifelong dream, contributing to science for the greater good.

    3. Cynic

      Cynic

      I NEED AN ADULT!!!

    4. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      My Flare is ready, too.

  23. You are all mistaken. Feld0's extraordinary natural abilities have made him a prime test subject, so we have taken him in for a little scientific testing. Do not fret for his livelihood, as he shall be rewarded with cake upon the conclusion of said testing. I have been assigned to take his place. And, my little ponies, we are going to have so much fun together.
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