gaming Gaming Criticisms

[Evilshy 5,089]

>Boss battle inside a building

>Summon the epitome of destruction to drop a giant meteor on the boss and create giant explosions and annihilate the boss

>Building still standing afterwords

>Boss still in one piece and talks to you before dying

 

 

>Girl has crazy ninja moves and insane superhuman strength

>Can murder dragons with her fists

>Villain grabs her

>She can't do shit and has to be saved

[Fire_Fly 499]

*Fable II*

 

-Raise the Dead in the middle of town and everyone cowers in fear of your terrible power.

-Make a fart noise, and everyone gathers around you for a good laugh, despite the fact that you just summoned a horde of zombies.