Ask teh Koukatsu!

[Lordav 3,427]

A bit like this;

Im disappointed... i thought it was like this... 

 

or is that the admins? XD

[Lightwing 12,978]

A bit like this;

 

Not a question,please.

Ok

Why?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Im disappointed... i thought it was like this... 

 

or is that the admins? XD

Definitely the Admins.

 

Ok

Why?

Because reasons.

[Yummychickenblue 301]

How long has your OC been flying for?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

How long has your OC been flying for?

Not long enough.

We could all use more airtime~

[Lordav 3,427]

How much wood could a woodchucker chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

How much wood could a woodchucker chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Just as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Lordav 3,427]

Just as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

And how much is that? Show all your working.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

And how much is that? Show all your working.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_much_wood_would_a_woodchuck_chuck Answers

A traditional, if nonsensical, "response" to the question is: "Well, If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"^[5] A 1957 Associated Press piece refers to the question as "a riddle which beats the Sphinx, since it's still unanswered".^[6] A more concrete answer was published by the Associated Press in 1988, which reported that a New York fish and wildlife technician named Richard Thomas had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30-foot (7.6–9.1 m) long woodchuck burrow, and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move "about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back".^[7] Another study, which considered "chuck" to be the opposite of upchucking, determined that a woodchuck could ingest 361.9237001 cubic centimetres (22.08593926 cu in) of wood per day.^[8]

Another proposed response comes from the parody-filled video game Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge, where the protagonist asks a carpenter the question and gets the response: "A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood."^[9] A third response would be "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

[Lordav 3,427]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_much_wood_would_a_woodchuck_chuck Answers

A traditional, if nonsensical, "response" to the question is: "Well, If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"^[5] A 1957 Associated Press piece refers to the question as "a riddle which beats the Sphinx, since it's still unanswered".^[6] A more concrete answer was published by the Associated Press in 1988, which reported that a New York fish and wildlife technician named Richard Thomas had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30-foot (7.6–9.1 m) long woodchuck burrow, and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move "about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back".^[7] Another study, which considered "chuck" to be the opposite of upchucking, determined that a woodchuck could ingest 361.9237001 cubic centimetres (22.08593926 cu in) of wood per day.^[8]

Another proposed response comes from the parody-filled video game Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge, where the protagonist asks a carpenter the question and gets the response: "A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood."^[9] A third response would be "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

 

Good....goood.... let wikipedia flow through you

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Good....goood.... let wikipedia flow through you

When in doubt, blame @Simon. XD

[Lordav 3,427]

Did u use ur Powers for the Error 502 i had for 3 seconds?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Did u use ur Powers for the Error 502 i had for 3 seconds?

A secret organization may have 502'd you, to test their weapons of math destruction, but I could not say for sure. <_<

[Lordav 3,427]

A secret organization may have 502'd you, to test their weapons of math destruction, but I could not say for sure. <_<

Y didnt u 101 me then?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Y didnt u 101 me then?

404: Response not found.

[Lordav 3,427]

404: Response not found.

502 - 101 =404?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

502 - 101 =404?

I'm Commander Koukatsu, and this is my favorite question on The Citadel.

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Your avvy is totes adorbs. Do you agree? 

[Lordav 3,427]

I'm Commander Koukatsu, and this is my favorite question on The Citadel.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Your avvy is totes adorbs. Do you agree? 

I very much agree with this statement.

 

[Lordav 3,427]

I very much agree with this statement.

 

Didnt know Shepard liked math =p

 

What coordinates are yoou at...right now?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Didnt know Shepard liked math =p

 

What coordinates are yoou at...right now?

 Format Latitude, Longitude

Decimal degrees (DDD) 33.371646556, -111.577547984

Degrees and decimal minutes (DMM) 33° 22.298793', -111° 34.652879'

Degrees, minutes and seconds (DMS) 33° 22' 17.9276" N, 111° 34' 39.1727" W

[Lordav 3,427]

 Format Latitude, Longitude

Decimal degrees (DDD) 33.371646556, -111.577547984

Degrees and decimal minutes (DMM) 33° 22.298793', -111° 34.652879'

Degrees, minutes and seconds (DMS) 33° 22' 17.9276" N, 111° 34' 39.1727" W

Got that... Cruise missle away... what would u do?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Got that... Cruise missle away... what would u do?

Keep reading manga and writing code. :U

"But you say this idiot knew the missile was coming? I guess he died doing what he loved."

[Lordav 3,427]

Truth or dare? =p