WOBBUFFET 38 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 What do you call dangerous precipitation? A RAIN OF TERROR!!!! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA 2 WOBBUFETT! Signature by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMQuickfireTK 751 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 (edited) What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE! It's funny because the robot, they aint got no arms. lol Edited April 6, 2014 by CMQuickfireTK I'll be on the #! forums if you want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurai 304 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 Why'd the squirrel scream?Someone pinched his nuts 2 http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/kurai-r7957 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 What did the man say to the Emergency Dispatch Operator while putting up a poster on the ceiling with thumb tacks? "I'm under a tack!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 (edited) I had made a thread for this awhile back, but oh well. (http://mlpforums.com/topic/70740-what-is-the-worst-joke-youve-ever-heard/) "A kid is planning on going to prom, and he goes to get everything ready. He goes to get a tuxedo, but the line at the tuxedo shop is very long, so he waits, waits, and waits. After that, he goes to rent a limo, but they have a very long line, so he waits again. He goes to a flower shop to ask his date out, but there's a long line as well, so waits. Finally, he goes to ask his date to prom, but there's a long line of traffic, so he waits, and waits. Finally, she says yes, and they go to prom the next day. He asks her if she wants punch, and she says yes. He goes to get punch for the two of them, but there's no punch line." Edited April 6, 2014 by The Scientist 2 Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,374 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 "Your Honor... the Defense rests." - North By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Gazer 202 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 I had made a thread for this awhile back, but oh well. (http://mlpforums.com/topic/70740-what-is-the-worst-joke-youve-ever-heard/) "A kid is planning on going to prom, and he goes to get everything ready. He goes to get a tuxedo, but the line at the tuxedo shop is very long, so he waits, waits, and waits. After that, he goes to rent a limo, but they have a very long line, so he waits again. He goes to a flower shop to ask his date out, but there's a long line as well, so waits. Finally, he goes to ask his date to prom, but there's a long line of traffic, so he waits, and waits. Finally, she says yes, and they go to prom the next day. He asks her if she wants punch, and she says yes. He goes to get punch for the two of them, but there's no punch line." That was the most beautiful thing I've ever read. Okay, here's one... Two penguins are canoeing in the desert. One says, "wears your paddle," and the other says, "sure does!" Get it? Because... Sand wearing down the paddles... And... I'm bad at this. 1 Signature made by Sparkle Speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe 216 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 Two mooses were out flying one day. One of them said "Hey, we can't fly!" The other said "That's okay, my dad sells hotdogs." I am a brony, and I am proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagom 204 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 Person 1: What does dirt taste like? Person 2: What? Person 1: Dirt. I laughed but it was more because of how bad it was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mars 4,862 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 I love terrible jokes!! Q. Why did the man quit his job at the bank? A. Because he lost interest! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 Person 1: What does dirt taste like? Person 2: What? Person 1: Dirt. I laughed but it was more because of how bad it was. It'll leave a dirty aftertaste. Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagom 204 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 The joke is awful nonetheless. :okiedokielokie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarSwirlTheBearded 356 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 The winner of worst joke ever is a tie between every pun ever made. And no, that was not supposed to be a joke. 2 Sig by Kyoshi — Ask me anything – http://mlpforums.com/topic/94670-ask-sstb-me/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 (edited) What's brown and sticky? A stick What happened to the tomato after it was in a car crash? it was left a vegetable Anyone wanna hear a corny food pun? Edited April 6, 2014 by Frith is Magick Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCS 7,537 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 Hi , just letting you know that I merged your topic about worst jokes into a previously existing one on the subject. We don't allow duplicate topics for organizational purposes, which is explained in greater detail in this FAQ article. Please make sure to search the forums before posting a new topic to ensure that it does not already exist. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaReaper 1,945 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 I would say the one i told today. My sister had her car door open and it sad "Door is ajar" and i said "no it's not, it's a door" ^^ avatar and sig by me Want a Reaper made Sig?Go here http://mlpforums.com/topic/75308-sigs-i-made-to-share-with-everyone/?p=1907748 Voted best Scootaloo fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiScorded MaIne 6 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 Why did the Pinkie cross the road? To throw a party on the other side. I can't believe a human can make a joke so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalStarSwirl 15 April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 The worst joke I have ever heard in my life was this "A girl has no arms and is on a swing. What happens? She falls of the swing." I felt so bad laughing at the joke... D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 (edited) The worst joke I have ever heard in my life was this "A girl has no arms and is on a swing. What happens? She falls of the swing." I felt so bad laughing at the joke... D: Knock knock. Whos there? Not the girl with no arms. Edited April 7, 2014 by The Scientist Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalStarSwirl 15 April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 Knock knock. Whos there? Not the girl with no arms. NOOOO! That joke is so bad! BUT SO GOOD AT THE SAME TIME!!! T.T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iiznocannon45 46 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 What is the worst joke you can think of? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechanicalDoom 300 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 That's a nice car you've got there. Of Porsche it is! 1 My OC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradoxical 1,735 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 Help me I'm Joking to death. What I can't hear you I'm death. I can keep going 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GearheadWilliams 64 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 The Mysterious Mare Do Well This one has a little extra on it: 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SasQ 1,376 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 GearheadWilliams, on 18 Jan 2015 - 2:36 PM, said: The Mysterious Mare Do Well Haah good one But be careful when pranking others. Sometimes it can backfire in an odd way 11 My best posts list Recent post: Language Exchange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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