Cthulhu Fanclub

[SkullcandyPegasus 603]

GREETINGS MORTAL,

 

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER OF THE ALMIGHTY LORD CTHULHU, HERE TO SPEAK THE WORDS OF THE HIGHEST EVIL. THOSE WHO PLEDGE THEIR UNYIELDING DEVOTION TO THE ONE TRUE POWER MAY RECEIVE TEMPORARY IMMUNITY TO THE SACRIFICIAL ALTAR. I SPEAK THE TRUTH, BECAUSE THE TRUTH MUST BE SPOKEN!

 

FIRST: YOU MAY WORSHIP NON OTHER THAN THE EVIL SQUID GOD. CTHULHU EXISTS TO BETTER YOUR LIVES BY POTENTIALLY SPARING THEM. FOR NOW. THIS HIGHEST OF GIFTS DESERVES YOUR COMPLETE AND TOTAL WORSHIP OF HIM AND HIM ONLY.

 

SECOND: CTHULHU HAS GIVEN ME THE RIGHT TO GIVE COMMAND IN HIS NAME. THOU SHALT MAKE COOKIES. I ONLY EAT VEGAN.

 

REPENT. REPENT!!!

 

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[Lightwing 12,967]

inb4 questioner

[Shade Shanty 29]

i would like to join

[MountainDrew 1,877]

YES!  ALL HAIL LORD CTHULHU!

 

VOTE CTHULHU 2016!!!