Lexamena 391 June 9, 2015 Share June 9, 2015 So in the restroom just now at work i realized I still had a huge sparkly paper flap tag attached to the back pocket of my new pants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Periwinkle 3,775 June 11, 2015 Share June 11, 2015 A coworker asked me a question the other day and I didn't catch exactly what he was asking, only what it was about. Problem was, I stalled too long before replying, so it would have been too awkward to ask him to repeat himself at that point. So, I just guessed at the question given the information I had. Something about the fact that my shirt was green (it was very bright green). Anyways, I ended up saying "My Grandma bought it for me", and I'll never know if my answer had anything to do with his question but I just left after that and went back over that conversation for the next hour or so thinking about how I could have done it better. I suck at social interaction. :< 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountainDrew 1,877 June 11, 2015 Share June 11, 2015 Sliced my thumb open by trying to use a pocket knife to open my PC case instead of a screwdriver a few days ago. There was quite a bit of blood and my entire hand was throbbing in pain. I was lazy and didn't want to go grab a screwdriver so I used my knife...bad decision The Magic of Honesty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashi 323 June 11, 2015 Share June 11, 2015 >Is in lecture theater >Is walking down isle of chairs to friend group, which is in the row behind, and I need to get round to sit there >Two girls in front stop >They sit down >Uwot >Cant go back, was leading people >Almost impossible to squeeze past >Not going past would be like saying they are too fat to get past (they aint) >Challenge Accepted >Squeezing past legs, they looking surprised I did >Almost made it >Trip over last girls backpack >Backpedal and land in bigger girls lap (still quite a bit bigger than her tho) >Whistles >Catcalls >"OOH DAN'S GETTING IT ON YO" >"MOVING QUICKLY DAN" >*Le facepalm* >Witty retort generator running overtime >Quick laugh >"Hey there" >Walk away "well at least I tried" >Crowd amused, friendlier laughter this time >Move on awkward situation successfully diffused >Am Winrar >Sit with friends >Everybody forgets incident >#AmBestLapDancerNot so bad then :3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarts 1,622 June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 I forgot to zip my pants at work one day. Thankfully, I was wearing an apron, so no one noticed. But I had a panic attack when I got home and realized this. IF is best girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtore 2,770 June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 I got caught singing a heartfelt rendition of the bonnie banks of loch lomond in the shower. Fake Scottish accent and everything... I thought everyone was out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kivil 1,721 June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Posted a video to my new youtube account....... I freaked out and couldn't come up with words. ~My life is a bunch of Discord~Yes, the pun was intended~Kivil~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexamena 391 July 20, 2015 Author Share July 20, 2015 Half of my sandwich fell out of the box onto the floor in the elevator at work. Technically i guess i should only eat half cuz it was a pretty big sized sandwich. I bent down and wiped up as much as i could with napkins and ran outta there. Thankfully no one was around to see anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadAccount 4,604 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 A lot of things Mostly clumsy moments Sig by My OC:Aqualuna Sea Splash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INACTIVE USERNAME 383 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 (edited) I always get my words mixed up.. So it makes my sentence sound so weird. But it is embarrassing Sooo... Almost every day.. =P Edited July 20, 2015 by Silver Staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frecklesareblooming 225 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 My mom left me at the checkout line in the grocery store to hurry up and grab something. The cashier said something and because I didn't hear, I just laughed, thinking she was probably telling me a joke. Turns out she just wanted to know if I wanted a paper or plastic bag. "When you're rife with devastation, there's a simple explanation: you're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadAccount 4,604 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 When I was at the waterpark with my friend, I was feeling quirky , and I kept calling all the lifeguards senpai 2 Sig by My OC:Aqualuna Sea Splash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCola 48 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 Someone at the movie theater thought I was someone else and when I turned around, (I guess I had a really sour look on my face, AKA I looked neutral,) they all started walking away an laughing?? It was really weird and it made me really uncomfortable to say the least. They didn't even apologize for their mistake, which was really odd. Maybe they still think I'm that other girl? ;u; Hoping that never happens again honestly. Also I was shadowing at my new school, an someone started talking to me and I didn't notice and they had to SHOUT to get my attention. Adhd is not my friend in social situations. No male pronouns, please. All other pronouns are fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwalker 981 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 I called the wrong phone number, and I have started talking with the person on the other side before he told me it was the wrong number... "Fairy tales are more than true, not because they tell us that dragons exist; but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." ~ G. K. Chesterton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrus 696 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 Hmm.. Nothing really. I tend to stay away from humans. §I Was Born Awesome, Not Perfect§ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Kitty~ 165 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 My life is an embarrassment ._. JK Fabulous Forum Sister: Lissi Starlight Anime lover! I'm too fabulous to think of anything else to put XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquipyCheetah 449 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 Well, I spent literally an entire day calling my computer an Xbox and only after a few hours did I realize what I was saying. I spent the day with my friends and family. I felt like a complete idiot since I hadn't touched my Xbox for a few months when that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFarrgon 57 July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 I get to work (I work at McDonald's) ready to work for the day. The typical uniform of a crewman is their shirts and pants they give you, black non-slip shoes, and a McD's hat. I come to work and after a few minutes of walking around one of my co workers pointed out my hat I was wearing. I realized that I came to work with not only the wrong hat to wear to work, but a rather suggestive and embarrassing hat to wear at work. I was caught with a Hooters hat (like the restaurant). Unfortunately there were no spare hats that they had in stock and the managers rather you wear a hat than be missing one, so I was forced to where this hat for my entire shift. 1 Made by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Cube 4,843 July 21, 2015 Share July 21, 2015 Handed someone the 80 cents that I owed them and accidentally said "80 dollars." Heh, they wished! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Bit 1,531 July 21, 2015 Share July 21, 2015 Going outside when I was feeling groggy at 5 in the morning, I thought I was wearing pants but turns out I was still in pyjamas Well that was embarassing and cold ---< Fanfic Writer, Music Maker, Film Director and Voice Actor >--- Don't expect anything incredible though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricebug 555 July 21, 2015 Share July 21, 2015 Besides the countless things I do every day, how can I pick just one ? Hmm... How about when I have to write myself reminders in a message I am sending to my friends on skype that who are not really active. I write "Daiy's Reminder:" if I don't then I will never remember what I have to say when they come on . I am so glad the people I know are fine with my weirdness . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepySpruce 37 July 21, 2015 Share July 21, 2015 I went to a shop to buy some ingredients for my lunch. But I've never been to that shop before and I bet it was a massive maze! So I just wandered there like a fool and I didn't find anything. And if it's not embarassing enough, there was a family (they didn't look so friendly, cause the parents and even their little child was swearing loudly, all the time), and anywhere I went, they stood in front of me, and I couldn't pass them by. And finally, when I escaped from that shop, I realized that I forgot to buy a lot of things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkh_ 239 July 22, 2015 Share July 22, 2015 The one that happened today would make people uncomfortable, so The other day a customer and I were talking about energy drinks then I told her I started drinking java monsters because coffee makes me poop. She left not long after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest July 22, 2015 Share July 22, 2015 I left my laundry on the floor next to the washer and got yelled at for it. It's a fucking laundry room guys, who gives a shit if some of it's on the floor, you know i'm going to wash it as soon as the loads done right? I could see their point but I feel like they made a bigger deal out of it then it needed to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacificGreen 1,163 September 5, 2015 Share September 5, 2015 (edited) Not really embarrassing, but not too long ago I went on vacation for about three weeks and forgot about the rice that I had cooked and left sitting in the rice cooker. When I got back, the rice was wet and covered with green mold. Really nasty, had to wash the cooking pot really thoroughly. Edited September 5, 2015 by PGNatsu "Why should the Bill of Rights be in the official time capsule, but this painting of my dog is in time capsule 7?" -Parks and Recreation, Time Capsule -----Visit my deviantART HERE. Twitter HERE. My comic-ish strip HERE ASK ME STUFF HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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