What are your favorite quotes?

[Flutterstep 47,324]

What are your most favorite quotes from My Little Pony? Be it your funniest, most inspirational or just most random quotes.

Here are a few of my favorite quotes:

 

 

 

Lesson Zero —

Rarity: "And of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!"

Rarity: "Oh, what a drama queen. Mm. Relatively speaking..."

 

 

 

A Dog and Pony Show —

Spike: - "I'm coming for you, milady. Hi-ho, Twilight away!"
Twilight Sparkle: - "And what do you think you're doing?"
 

 

 

Party Pooped —

Rainbow Dash: "I think they broke my record for most stuff broken in under a minute. I mean, they even broke the trophy."

Fluttershy: "So, um, do we walk back up the slide or... Or what?"
 

 

 

Make New Friends But Keep Discord —

Discord: - "Fluttershy, tell the Hugs here about the time we went to the store and came back with two cakes instead of one, because that's how crazy we are when we're together."
Fluttershy: - "Um, we went to the store and bought two cakes. [poker face]"

Discord: "I'm doing her a favour, Fluttershy! It's a lovely dimension! White sand beaches, attractive wait staff... I mean, okay, the humidity isn't great, but where isn't that the case these days?"

 

 

 

Hearts and Hooves Day –

 

Cheerilee: - "He's my shmoopy-doopy sweetie-weetie pony pie."

Big McIntosh: - "You're my shmoopy-doopy sweetie-weetie pony pie."

Apple Bloom: - "Did he just say–"

Cheerilee: - "You're my cutie-patootie lovie-dovie honey-bunny."

Big McIntosh: - "You're my heartie-smartie smoochie-woochie baby-waby."

 

Cheerilee: - "You take the first sip, snuggle-wuggles."

Big McIntosh: - "No, you take it, schnoodle-dumplin'."

Cheerilee: - "No, you, shnooky-lumps."

Big McIntosh: - "No, you, pookie-pie."

Mrs. Cake: - "I'm all for romance, but this has been going on for hours. What's happened to these two?"

 

 

 

Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks —

Sonata Dusk: "Hello? We sing, like, all the time! It's how we get people to do what we want. [...] Wha-What did I say?"

Fluttershy: "Uh-huh. Oh, that's probably not it..."

Twilight Sparkle: - "Why isn't she under their spell?"
Spike: - "Never takes off her headphones."
 

 

 

Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks Animated Shorts: Guitar Centered —

Trixie Lunamoon: - "Twelve-thousand dollars?! You'll pay for this Rainbow Dash!"
Pinkie Pie: - "No, silly! If you want it, you have to pay for it."

 

 

 

Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks Animated Shorts: A Case for the Bass —

Granny Smith: - "Since when do you play the bass?"
Apple Jack: - "...[Face palm]"

Edited June 29, 2015 by Blue Moon
Corrected spelling in title.

[Chara 1,565]

When Twilight embarrassed herself and her Friends when she yelled "Friendship Is Magic!" in Rainbow Rocks.

 

From the actual show its probably when Rarity said "Oh It Is ON!" to Trixie.

 

Discord: Oh look dancing candles!"

 

"Hi Girrrrrrrrlllllllls" - Twilight talking crazy with CMC.

Edited June 28, 2015 by Lollipop Eclipse

[碇 シンジン 27,439]

Rarity "Oh, well, let's see who gets the last laugh when you're absolutely desperate to curl your lashes, and you realize you didn't bring your eyelash curler."

[CosmicSpark 2,120]

Sweetie Belle "oh, why does life have to be so ironic"

Edited June 28, 2015 by CosmicSpark

[colt .45 259]

Sleepy Twilight in "Princess Spike": "put the hay in the apples, and eat the candle"

[A Black Circle 1,586]

I thought you meant quotes in general. Because I can't restrict myself,

 

THERE ARE TOO MANY MOTHERF**KING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF**KING PLANE!!!

 

And from the show... hmmm... ugh. I forgot it. I just don't know what went wrong...

[cmarston1 5,963]

Party Pooped:

Fluttershy: "So, um, do we walk back up the slide or... Or what?"

Pinkie Pie: "I joined a traveling band, we played some shows here and there, got popular, almost made it big until creative differences tore us apart"

Fluttershy: "But she's afraid of quesadillas."

Twilight Sparkle: No, I'm not! They're just so... [shudders] cheesy.

 

The Ticket Master:

Pinkie Pie: "And then I was like oatmeal are you crazy?"

 

Make New Friends but Keep Discord:

Fluttershy:  "Um, we went to the store and bought two cakes. [poker face]"

Maud Pie: [deadpan] "You're the most basic of jokes."

[ponylaces 1,870]

"No disrespect ma'am, but there's a big difference between pushing yourself as hard as you can, and just being reckless." - Rainbow Dash, Wonderbolts Academy.

 

"I didn't know you could burn juice." - Rarity, Sisterhooves Social.

 

"Tough love, baby." - Twilight, A Bird in the Hoof.

 

"YOU'RE the most basic of jokes!" - Maud Pie, Make New Friends But Keep Discord.

 

"IT'S ALL RED!" - Sweetie Belle, For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils.

 

"I've never snored a day.. or night in my life!" - Scootaloo, Sleepless in Ponyville.

[InfectedPone 1,550]

"Put the hay in the apple and eat the candle."

 

-Twilight Sparkle 2015

[MLPFanatic34 3,241]

There are WAY too many quotes I love in the show, but I guess if I had to pick my favorites I'd pick these:

 

I challenge you to a GOOF-OFF!!!!

 

Ah' wear droopy drawers!!

 

Baking powder makes baked goods and friendships fluffy and delicious!

 

Huh?! I'm pancake! I mean, awake...

 

QUIET!!!!!

[Cleverclover 1,526]

"You'd better think before you laugh at the Pink...........ie Pie!" 

 

- Discorded Pinkie Pie, The Return of Harmony - Part 2

 

 

"So......any problems, troubles, conundrums or any other issues major or minor that I as a goooood friend can help you solve?" 

 

- Twilight, Lesson Zero 

 

 

"Fighting's not really my thing, I'm more into fashion. But I'LL RIP YOU TO PIECES IF YOU TOUCH ONE SCALE ON HIS CUTE LITTLE HEAD!" 

 

- Rarity, Dragon Quest 

[ButterKingPyromaniac 86]

"Whats the fun in makes making sense?"

-Discord

[colt .45 259]

"I always let my imagination run away from me! Then it comes back ...with cake!" -Pinkie Pie in Castle Mane-ia.

[manic 121]

Over a Barrel: "I'd like to be a tree"

[Denim&Venöm 20,364]

Testing Testing 1, 2, 3

 Dash: Um, hello? General Blazing Donut Glaze!

 

That was so good I have now taken it as my screenname on Fimfic. 

[colt .45 259]

Testing Testing 1, 2, 3

 Dash: Um, hello? General Blazing Donut Glaze!

 

That was so good I have now taken it as my screenname on Fimfic.

 

I almost used that when I joined here!

[Concerned Bystander 2,905]

"It needs to be about twenty percent cooler."  (I know, but someone had to put it sooner or later) Rainbow Dash - suited for success.

 

"Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain you guys!, chocolate rain!"  Pinkie Pie - The Return of Harmony, Part 1

[colt .45 259]

One of my favorites is when DJ Pon3 says

 

 

In "Suited For Success"

Edited June 30, 2015 by colt .45

[sweetolebob18 728]

Rarity quotes

Dog & Pony Show.  "That's not whining, that's complaining.  THIS is whining!"

Best Night Ever They are dressing for the Gala & Spike wants into the room.  Rarity forbids it because they are dressing.  AJ points out they usually don't wear clothes & Rarity retorts "Some of us have standards!"

[GuyNamedEarl 1,332]

"I'll wear this mustache"-Pinkie Pie

[Alto 437]

It needs to be about 20% cooler.

and

its taco Tuesday

Edited July 2, 2015 by Alto

[colt .45 259]

"What is life? Is it nothing more than an endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a consant reminder that we're all just one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor gator? Flank forever blank, destined for an existential swim down the river of life ...to an unknowable destiny". -Gummy in "Slice of Life

[Strider 58]

Winter Wrap Up:

 

Spike: That nest needs to be condemned.

 

Rarity: Oh spike, it's not so bad...maybe the birds can use it as-

 

Spike:  An outhouse?

 

 

Sisterhooves Social:

 

Rarity: I didn't know you could burn juice.

 

*Sweetie Belle places bowl of burnt liquid on table*

 

Rarity: Hmm... let me guess. Applesauce?

 

Sweetie Belle: Nope. Toast!