Singe 2,111 December 21, 2015 Author Share December 21, 2015 (edited) Applejack: I'm just going to stand over here in the background. Pinkie Pie: Sorry, the baby shower is a no go. Rainbow Dash refused to pack the cloud with babies. Rainbow Dash: I could get in trouble for this, but my history says otherwise. Tree Hugger: Pollination is hot. Twilight Sparkle: Time to rearrange my E-Books. Fluttershy: This animal is too stupid by my standard. Twilight Sparkle: I had the dream about the snake in my bed again. Celestia: I guess I could let this slide, but everyone else really wanted to see the execution. Edited December 21, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Vantas 107 December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 *RD drops object on hoof* RD: HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES!! Wait, I'm alone, I can swear for real. *deep breath* SON OF A... Hello fellow Gravity Falls fan ^-^ AJ: I BUCKIN' LOVE RAINBOW DASH AND I WANNA HUG 'ER AND KISS 'ER AND CALL HER GEORGE! CG: HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF YOUR COCOON IN THE MORNING KNOWING YOU’RE THE WORST THING A UNIVERSE WAS EVER RESPONSIBLE FOR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkiest Pie 405 December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 I can not see Derpy saying one thing "I just know what went wrong!" You might know me as: NoSupport, ilovecats292, PinkiestPie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilyGeny 369 December 22, 2015 Share December 22, 2015 Any MLP character saying: Donald Trump should be president. graphic design is meh pession Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie Applejack Rainbow Dash Rarity Fluttershy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider float 2,538 December 22, 2015 Share December 22, 2015 Tree Hugger: I smoke weed everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity 3,094 December 22, 2015 Share December 22, 2015 Sunset Shimmer: *literally any line at all* Because she'll never be in the actual show... geddit? *sobs grossly* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobrony 1 December 22, 2015 Share December 22, 2015 Rainbow dash: I can't wait to clear the skies today Rarity: let's move to the farm sis Twilight: fuck you celestial Flutters: why r there so many animals in my house Applejack: I'm a main character Pinkie: weird al sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 24, 2015 Author Share December 24, 2015 (edited) Applejack: We could try the masculinity way of showing our dominance by beating them into submission. Rarity: That sounds barbaric and extreme. Fluttershy: It's how animals in nature do it to resolve their issues. Twilight Sparkle: I guess we have no choice. Rarity: You can't be serious? Rainbow Dash: We'll break them down and build them back up. Fluttershy: I would be the alpha of the group if I wasn't so timid. Doctor: I'm sorry Rainbow Dash, but you'll be walking for the rest of your life. Rainbow Dash: Nooooooooooooooo! Daring Do: *Wakes up.* Yawn. Rainbow Dash: Morning, Daring Do. Daring Do: Ah! What are you doing in my house? Rainbow Dash: I made you breakfast. Edited December 24, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidral Mundet 1,666 December 24, 2015 Share December 24, 2015 (edited) Any character: Merry Christmas! (At least within the show) Edited December 24, 2015 by Sidral Mundet 1 Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Breeze 2,528 December 24, 2015 Share December 24, 2015 Twily: i dont want to study, let me sleep! Pinky: no party today? Finaly! Fluttersht: rarity, could you take care od there pigs? I hate pigs! Rarity: sure i'd take care of your dirty lil pigs! I love pigs! I'll let them play in my shop! Rainbow: a new daring do book? I dont care thanks Pastel Pinkie for the amazing sign! and thanks icyfire888 for the super cute profile picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 25, 2015 Author Share December 25, 2015 Rainbow Dash: Bite my flank! Pinkie Pie: Come on. You know that I don't like it when you write offensive words on me with a permanent marker. Ms Cakes gets angry about it and makes me wash it off with that really hard brush. Princess Celestia: Today, you've learned a very valuable less about something. I wouldn't know since I wasn't here. Princess Luna: Time to take my anti-depressants. Celestia: Cadance will you take Shining Armor as your husband? Cadance: No. *Shock* Shining Armor: What? Why? Cadance: I will not marry you, Shining Armor. You've lived with that shapeshifter for days and didn't bother to come rescue me. Your younger sister Twilight had to do it. Shining Armor: I was under Queen Chrysalis spell. Cadance: That's just an excuse because you're not good enough to be a unicorn or a stallion. We're through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider float 2,538 December 25, 2015 Share December 25, 2015 After the wedding. Cadance: I've been stuck in that cave for months, you better prepare yourself for the first night on our honeymoon Shining Armor. ::wink:: Shining Armor: Gulp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 27, 2015 Author Share December 27, 2015 (edited) Tirek has a crazy seizure when he sees the Mane 6 new bright multi-color schemes. Rainbow Dash: It's been really hard keeping up with the other Pegasus. Applejack: If you need someone to buck a couple of balls, I'm your gal. Pinkie Pie: On the weekends, I hide in the ball pit to kidnap unsuspecting children. Rarity: The rumors that I own a sweat shop in another country are just not true. Edited December 27, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider float 2,538 December 28, 2015 Share December 28, 2015 Big Mac: I feel so pretty oh ho ho ho. Spike: Rarity you're so tense, how about you take a break and I'll massage your hooves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Storm 83 December 28, 2015 Share December 28, 2015 Rainbow Dash - I'm scared of heights. Rarity - It doesn't matter what you wear, just hurry about and pick something! Twilight - I just can't get interested in this book Fluttershy - I need an exterminator Pinkie - I wish these ponies would get away from me and give me some space. Applejack - Those chores can wait another day or two. I'm not in the mood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best poni 1,519 December 28, 2015 Share December 28, 2015 Celestia: No, I don't want any cake Luna, you can eat all of it. Signature by Laika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Guy with the CMB 5,873 December 28, 2015 Share December 28, 2015 All of them: I love you, (another member of the mane six) Take that and stuff it in your food hole, shippers. Just kidding, ILY. Romans 10:9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverStarApple 849 December 29, 2015 Share December 29, 2015 Applejack: Ah hate apples. ...Ha, it's funny, cause Ah'm contradictin' mah usual characterization, even though tons of other posters have already made this dumb, lazy, cheap joke. Honestly, my writers are dumber than that glorified varmint Apple Bloom. Pinkie Pie: Heeeyyy! Fourth wall jokes are only funny when I do them! And sometimes, they're not funny at all! Fluttershy: Oh, but they are funny! And they're much funnier than that awful new show, Teen Titans Go. Oh, if I ever get my hands on those talentless hacks that call themselves scriptwriters, I'll snap their necks and force-feed them to Angel Bunny! ...Oh, but the network producers are probably at fault, too. More death for them, too! I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725 My fanfic, starring Silver Star Apple: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224996/the-shining-silver-star-of-the-apple-family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidral Mundet 1,666 December 29, 2015 Share December 29, 2015 *Twilgiht's castle* *Two guard ponies knock, Starlight Glimmer answers* Starlight: Hello, how can I help you? Officer 1: Are you Starlight Glimmer? SG: Yes *Officer 1 looks at Officer 2* O2: We're here to inform you that you are wanted by the Equestrian Bureau of Investigation and to place you under arrest SG: But wait, Princess Twilight forgave me! O1: While Princess Twilight is much beloved, her title is honorary and as no legal authority when it come to matters such as what you are charged with Ms. Glimmer. SG: There has to be some kind of mistake, I repented and cried and said I was sorry. That makes everything better right?!? *O1 looks at O2 incredulously and falmpalms* O1: Just get the handcuffs Frank. It's going to be a long day. 1 Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish In Physician 295 December 29, 2015 Share December 29, 2015 Any character in MLP: Did you hear that Italian guy in the red hat at the next table? Sig by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 December 29, 2015 Share December 29, 2015 Princess Luna: Celestia you really need to go on a diet. Apple Bloom: I wonder where Twist is. Twist saying anything at all. Scootaloo: Marry me Rainbow Dash! Pinkie Pie: I need more pills!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOLTrainer13 7 January 1, 2016 Share January 1, 2016 pinkie pie: *something about rocks and parties not being cool* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 January 1, 2016 Author Share January 1, 2016 (edited) Rainbow Dash: After reading this more mature book, I find Daring Do books to be shallow and kiddish. -_- Twilight Sparkle: After I get done reading a book series, I use a little forgetfulness spell so that I can read it like it was the first time. Sometimes I might also forget some other things. Rarity: I'm just going to be straight with you. There is no way in all of Equestria that I can make a dress to cover that deluxe fat flank of yours. I might as well just drape a table cloth over that and call it a day. Cadance: Pinkie Pie, it seems you have trouble saying something. Let me help you. *Uses Magic Force Choke on Pinkie Pie* Twilight Sparkle: You're both going to have a baby. So who's the mother? It's not Cadance since she doesn't have the belly. Am I right? Applejack: So why again do you only record me all dirty and eating a messy apple? Apple Bloom: As I said, it's a project. Edited January 1, 2016 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOLTrainer13 7 January 1, 2016 Share January 1, 2016 any character: i have diabetes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazy Skies 1,010 January 2, 2016 Share January 2, 2016 Spike: Rarity, will you marry me? AJ: Oh boy! More apples! (In a non sarcastic tone ) Twilight: Do you think it's creepy that Celestia monitors me everyday and forces me to write letters to her? Zecora: [insert sentence that doesn't rhyme] Maud: WOOHOO!! I'm so exited about this!! Twilight: Just put It anywhere.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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