Bust A Rhyme!

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

(Oh boy, I'm a bad rhymer, why am I doing this...Why.....)

 

So, hear me out,

I'm gonna make you...pout.

Hot fire's being spat,

I'll crush you like a gnat.

This is my first time,

and it's going rather well,

cuz' bustin' a rhyme

has been easy for a spell.

 

(There, I can rhyme if I put my head to it. )

(Also, I didn't mean to be mean to anypony... )
(And a spell is a small time, so don't worry about it. )

[SilyGeny 369]

Skip the bullshit let's get to rhymin

Keep it lit and I'm gonna get it firin'

Tongue twista in here to blow your mind

Check yo sista quick dear cause she's my kind

Just kidding I'm writing here just to play

Fetty wap won't tell me to go his way

Keep chit chattin to get those rhymes flowin

Quickly forgetting that I'm not that good at rappin

Keepin it quiet in the back of the bus

Squeak when a mouse is coming at us

 

 

Okay I did a bad job, I'll repost a new one another day xD

[Hocus Pocus 636]

I go by Hocus Pocus, bro and I ain't playin' no game

You'll see me spittin' out these rhymes as if Zecora was my name!

So prepare yourself, forums, cuz this here kitten has claws

I'm gonna tear y'all apart with these fluffy kitten paws!

 

You think you're all so good, like you're in the hood

But I'm throwing out rhymes like you only wish you could!

cuz my flow's so lope, any my show's so dope

but it carries more weight than Bismuth's 209 isotope!

 

All your verses may be long, and while I may not go longer

I'm dishing lines out these lines that are quite frankly so much stronger!

You're making a mistake if you think that you can take me

I'll steal up all your loot, and I mean every little rupee!

 

 

... I'm too lazy to go on any more... (Edit: Misspelled "Zecora")

Edited December 14, 2015 by Hocus Pocus

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Hocus Pocus turn your head, right here's where the class is!

Don't know why you suck so much, maybe it's the glasses!

Got shameless self-promotion but no lyrics to deploy.

Yeah you got a nice OC, but did you credit General Zoi?

 

You're an amateur, all your flows are dopey trash, crap, junk

Stumbling through your lyrics with a slur like you're half drunk

That line about the kittens? F*ck off, baby, that stunk.

Something you've made me wanna ask -- are you daft, punk?

 

Comparing Bismuth's isotope to the weight of your rhyme

In atomic mass units is 208.9.

And while that number ain't exact because it's rounded down,

A freakin' mole of your raps weighs less than half a pound.

 

Ain't that hard to calculate, Wikipedia that,

And while you're at it try and fill your nerdy brain with some facts!

Damn right your rhyme is short, just one verse blocks it.

Call me chlorine pentafluoride 'cuz I'm highly toxic!

(All raps made with good-natured intent. No hard feelings.)

Edited December 14, 2015 by Meson Bolt

[simba86 1,541]

You bronys think you can beat me?

don't think you can unseat me

cause i'm bout to get freaky with these ryhmes I be spitten

I'm smitten you be sitten watchin my show

but there is one thing you brothers need to know

whoa! I been usin my imagination to make an amalgamation of words

and while you was joining the herd I wrote the words for my coronation

to a nation that SINGS!

I got WINGS! what you got? pimples and snot?

my horn light up and it hotter than hot

and you not gonna know what hit thee!

see? I got skilz yo momma pays your bills and non got the will to beat me!

 

first rap i have ever written LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Kiri 7,288]

I just made one for Rainbow Dash. ^^

 

 

"My name is Rainbow Dash, I'm straight out the zone,

Sticks and stones, they ain't got nothin' on this pone.

 

I bust through the doors, I break all the bolts,

I'm up there flying with the best of the colts'.

 

I'm sicker than ill, dare you to swallow this pill.

Someone tried to once, but now they're crying on that hill.

 

No I ain't finished yet, come back here and sit down.

What I have to say next will break the barrier of sound.

 

I flash once, now I've passed you twice.

I'm already half way to Cloudsdale at the drop of a dice.

 

Think you can handle this spectrum? I think neigh.

The crowds cheer me on, not you. You can't even get a Fluttershy "yay".

 

Let me break this down, I manipulate lightning.

And the aftershock is twenty percent more frightening.

 

That's right, I clean the sky in ten seconds flat.

Now that I've enlightened you, whatcha think about that?"

Edited December 14, 2015 by Quartzy

[SilyGeny 369]

Here I am, back to rap :3

 

 

Get back to that  rapping thing

Sick track, cuz ill shit I'm spittin

Work on the pole I'll be death splittin

So hypnotic you'll be trippin

What you want put it down son

Quit lying to yourself on that long run

You'll see yourself getting undone

Done with that with that white ton

Sniff puff puff pass it around

When cops pull up no sound 

Heartbeat rising heart pound pound

Then they'll take you and make you drown

Sink into that pop sensation oversight

Been buzzin a summer and one night

Yeah your label pumped you right

Those bars you're behind are more tight

Tighter than a corset

Still hiding in the closet

Gay raisin white chocolate

Afraid to come out of it.

 

(Those last lines seemed homophobic lmfao)

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Unfortunately this post has been redacted.

Edited January 7, 2016 by Blue

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

I don't have much time, sooooooo....

I'll just throw something together here:

 

Hey hey.

I'm going into the fray.

With lots of hay.

I bought that of ebay.

I have some rhymes that I will lay.

On this tray.

 

Nope, that's not good.

(Or should I say, neigh?)

 

I'm sorry

[DJShy 873]

Alright stop, Collaborate and listen

 

DJ's back with my brand new invention

 

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

 

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

 

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know

 

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

 

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

 

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

[Starflite527 24]

I cannot bust a rhyme,

I just don't have the time.

 

 

 

 

[StephenP 106]

Ah

Samma laama dooma laama you assumin' I'm a human

What I gotta to do get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm make of rubber so that

Anything you say is ricocheting offa me and I will glue it to you
(I'm) never stating, more than never demonstrating

How to give a motherf ckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music

 

 

Seriously, I can rap this part without a problem.

[SteelSpark 124]

mmmmm, yea, i was in the feild,

pettin a cow, but then i tripped and broke my hoof, 

 

OW!

 

So i called up Rainbow Dash,

 

To fly me to the hospital so i can heal my gnarly gash.

 

And after all that trash, i felt kinda high, but i got a call from my bae, Fluttershy!

She said that someone made her sad.

 

That made me crazy mad!

So i found the guy, and kicked him in his nads! 

Edited January 10, 2016 by SteelSpark

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

It’s the second version of my rap you know I’m only getting better

I’m clearly the man and I hope you didn’t place a bet or

else I’ll gladly alleviate your pockets of a couple grand

then put you to sleep like the man with the magic sand.

 

I came on the forum to discuss the Rainboom theory

But the answer I unearthed was rather underwhelming really

The only way to eliminate the frustration I’ve reaped up

Is busting sick rhymes in your face while you try to keep up

 

‘Cause when we go to war there is no time out and no truce

How you gonna beat my silver bars? Man, it’s no use!

You think that you’re a rapper? Sorry! You just ain’t.

It's proven, I am to you guys what Paint Tool Sai is to Paint!

 

And like my drawings, my style flows scot-free

I beat the competition before they even challenge me!

Hot lava flowing through my blood, bust a capillary

You can sit in the corner with your commoner’s vocabulary.

[Dust and Memories 557]

It’s the second version of my rap you know I’m only getting better

I’m clearly the man and I hope you didn’t place a bet or

else I’ll gladly alleviate your pockets of a couple grand

then put you to sleep like the man with the magic sand.

 

I came on the forum to discuss the Rainboom theory

But the answer I unearthed was rather underwhelming really

The only way to eliminate the frustration I’ve reaped up

Is busting sick rhymes in your face while you try to keep up

 

‘Cause when we go to war there is no time out and no truce

How you gonna beat my silver bars? Man, it’s no use!

You think that you’re a rapper? Sorry! You just ain’t.

It's proven, I am to you guys what Paint Tool Sai is to Paint!

 

And like my drawings, my style flows scot-free

I beat the competition before they even challenge me!

Hot lava flowing through my blood, bust a capillary

You can sit in the corner with your commoner’s vocabulary.

 

You have nice raps, I really must say

But I'm afraid the time's come to pay

You've crossed into my turf, and now you'll be sorry

I'll cut you up like I'm making calamari

 

You've reaped up frustration? Hm, that's plain to see

Frustration like Romeo's blue balls on Juliet's balcony

You've clearly never gotten laid

I see no reason why you'll ever have it made

 

You're like a brony knockoff of Game Theory

Though at least he's entertaining; you just make me weary

Speaking of theory, lava? Are you serious?

Lava in your veins would be a flaming experience

 

In fact, one might almost say

That - like the MCs before you - you got flambeed

Commoner's vocabulary? You must be joking.

You must be delusional! Probably the Cannabis sativa you're smoking.

 

Allow me to demonstrate my superior knowledge of rhyme

I'll travel through space and time, beat your ass a second time

I barely just started with my bars

But nevertheless - you'll be seeing stars.

 

I crank up the heat, like nuclear fusion pressure

Your raps are stale, mine are exponentially fresher

Knock you out the air like an x-ray synchotron weapon

But even if you're gripping on my mic, you better get to steppin'

 

If you're messing with the rapping lord

Maybe in a minute I'll hit you like Poe and stick you in the floorboards

The dismal state of your bars is a federal crime, but I'm sure you'll be fine

If you drop the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

You have nice raps, I really must say

But I'm afraid the time's come to pay

You've crossed into my turf, and now you'll be sorry

I'll cut you up like I'm making calamari

 

You've reaped up frustration? Hm, that's plain to see

Frustration like Romeo's blue balls on Juliet's balcony

You've clearly never gotten laid

I see no reason why you'll ever have it made

 

You're like a brony knockoff of Game Theory

Though at least he's entertaining; you just make me weary

Speaking of theory, lava? Are you serious?

Lava in your veins would be a flaming experience

 

In fact, one might almost say

That - like the MCs before you - you got flambeed

Commoner's vocabulary? You must be joking.

You must be delusional! Probably the Cannabis sativa you're smoking.

 

Allow me to demonstrate my superior knowledge of rhyme

I'll travel through space and time, beat your ass a second time

I barely just started with my bars

But nevertheless - you'll be seeing stars.

 

I crank up the heat, like nuclear fusion pressure

Your raps are stale, mine are exponentially fresher

Knock you out the air like an x-ray synchotron weapon

But even if you're gripping on my mic, you better get to steppin'

 

If you're messing with the rapping lord

Maybe in a minute I'll hit you like Poe and stick you in the floorboards

The dismal state of your bars is a federal crime, but I'm sure you'll be fine

If you drop the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes

 

Ah, finally, a challenger approaches from the street!

It’s a shame that he’s a loafer who just sits around on a seat.

This battle will be easy, if nothing else, tedious.

With my laser-hot lines in quads like General Grevious!

 

Amateur! It ain’t hard to get mic control, see?

But no squeaker blowing into a mic can troll me!

Your raps are so generic, it’s like ctrl + v,

Can’t wait till you quit stealing lines from E.R.B.!

 

Dunno why you step to me with a half-assed effort

You make me wonder what you’re saving your very best for

Or, could it be possible that this is your first time tryin’ it?

‘Cuz that would explain why you can’t drop a line for s***!

 

Oh but you keep throwing insults, call me d*** and p***

And I’m like “Yeah, that sounds like an amateur’s diss.

But did you ever stop to wonder why the things you think are cool

lived their half-lives and died while you were still in middle school?”

Edited January 11, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[DJShy 873]

Yo yo, It's me, MC Shy3!

You think you stand a chance in a battle against me?

 

HA!

 

You're a snail while I'm as fast as light.

You truly think you'll win within this fight?

 

I'm the master of disaster while you are in the past, sir.

Now get out of my way before I use a Gaster Blaster!

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

Alright stop, Collaborate and listen   DJ's back with my brand new invention   Something grabs a hold of me tightly   Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly   Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know   Turn off the lights and I'll glow   To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal   Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

 

I rap like a boss, you rap like a bum

 

you break the mic while I call your mum 

 

your trying to beat me but you don't understand

 

to try beat perfection your utterly mad

 

but try all you like kid I could do with a laugh

 

now get off the stage boy to ya home in the trash 

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Yo yo, It's me, MC Shy3!

You think you stand a chance in a battle against me?

 

HA!

 

You're a snail while I'm as fast as light.

You truly think you'll win within this fight?

 

I'm the master of disaster while you are in the past, sir.

Now get out of my way before I use a Gaster Blaster!

 

I rap like a boss, you rap like a bum

 

you break the mic while I call your mum 

 

your trying to beat me but you don't understand

 

to try beat perfection your utterly mad

 

but try all you like kid I could do with a laugh

 

now get off the stage boy to ya home in the trash 

 

I’m still groovin’ with my raps but I wonder what’s the use

when I know your comeback’s gonna be a lame excuse for

raps that you thought in your deadmeat were platinum?

“One day while I was walking down the street I f  ed your mum!”

 

Like what kind of retort is that? Is that your cap?

Well as a matter of fact, the only reason you’re prolonging this act

is to see how many of my silky rhymes

your quarters and dimes can attract. Now get back!

 

Before I lobotomize all you evil guys

‘cuz you all suck collectively; you’re communized!

I incentivize, all you do is plagiarize

and when you’re disorganized you slander my tries!

 

I’ll capsize your vocalized crap pies

Initialize the device to tantalize your eyes

I’mma melodize my weaponized lines, you’ll be vasectomized!

When it comes to rhymes, man I monopolize!

 

(Edit: Ah, wow... *ahem* sorry, I didn't realize you guys were having a battle. Carry on then, y'all can just ignore this post...)

Edited January 12, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

I’m still groovin’ with my raps but I wonder what’s the use when I know your comeback’s gonna be a lame excuse for raps that you thought in your deadmeat were platinum? “One day while I was walking down the street I f***ed your mum!”   Like what kind of retort is that? Is that your cap? Well as a matter of fact, the only reason you’re prolonging this act is to see how many of my silky rhymes your quarters and dimes can attract. Now get back!   Before I lobotomize all you evil guys ‘cuz you all suck collectively; you’re communized! I incentivize, all you do is plagiarize and when you’re disorganized you slander my tries!   I’ll capsize your vocalized crap pies Initialize the device to tantalize your eyes I’mma melodize my weaponized lines, you’ll be vasectomized! When it comes to rhymes, man I monopolize!

 

You think you can rap kid, you think your so smooth but the word you are saying fit together like poo, 

you believe your a god but you spelt it backward the things you are saying are the sound's of chiwawa's,

this is a rap or a poem of sorts but you sound like a retarded four year old twerp,

you use big boy words but you don't know the meaning "I incentivizd" ha your do better screaming 

you f***ed my mum while walking you say, I highly doubt that see your probably gay

the only reason that your even standing is your few brain cells left just don't understand it 

 

                                                                                                                                                                     

 

So this is a battle of me and @DJShy3, 

 

 

Another big rapper that I fight today,

 

against some poor schmuck who wanted to play,

 

he challenges me to a rap battle game,

 

the champion and the master of word play,

 

he thinks he can win so i'm certainly laughing,

 

now take to the stage and get your ass rapping.

Edited January 12, 2016 by Trottermare Galamane

[DJShy 873]

So this is a battle of me and @DJShy3, 

 

 

Another big rapper that I fight today,

 

against some poor schmuck who wanted to play,

 

he challenges me to a rap battle game,

 

the champion and the master of word play,

 

he thinks he can win so i'm certainly laughing,

 

now take to the stage and get your ass rapping.

 

"Another big rapper"? Wow! Don't make me laugh

I'm a raging bull while you're just a calf.

 

And this "poor schmuck who wanted to play",

will leave you crying to your mommy today.

 

Now let's see who wins this battle of wits,

Mr. Galamane, who the guy who'll tear him to bits!

 

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This guy is around 25 years old

Dude, you're so elderly, I think I see some mold.

 

You think Applejack is best pony?

Man, you must have cataracts, 'cause you clearly can't see.

 

You think you're no longer an emotionless brick,

yet you still can sound cold? Wow, what a hypocrite.

 

I'm the master of disaster while you are stuck in the past, sir.

Now get out of my way before I use a Gaster Blaster!

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

This guy is around 25 years old Dude, you're so elderly, I think I see some mold.   You think Applejack is best pony? Man, you must have cataracts, 'cause you clearly can't see.   You think you're no longer an emotionless brick, yet you still can sound cold? Wow, what a hypocrite.   I'm the master of disaster while you are stuck in the past, sir. Now get out of my way before I use a Gaster Blaster!

 

 

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Ya think that ya know me but ya read from a sheet,

Stalking my profile like so kind of creep

 

you want to do good but mind's dull and weak

for these rhythms are born and the rhymes I can teach 

 

But learning is something ya don't understand 

like why your on stage man i'm having a laugh

 

ya think ya can win this but your already lacking

now get off the stage pal and get your ass packing.

Edited January 12, 2016 by Trottermare Galamane

[DJShy 873]

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Ya think that ya know me but ya read from a sheet,

Stalking my profile like so kind of creep

 

you want to do good but mind's dull and weak

for these rhythms are born and the rhymes I can teach 

 

But learning is something ya don't understand 

like why your on stage man i'm having a laugh

 

ya think ya can win this but your already lacking

now get off the stage pal and get your ass packing.

 

You think I'M the one who don't understand?

You rhyme 'stand' with 'laugh'. Are you in Loony Land?

 

You're just a parasprite while I'm freakin' phoenix!

You're just getting started while I'm top of the list.

 

You may have more brohoofs than me, but I've got way more views

You're a long forgotten hack while I'm front page news!

 

Now go back to your world of your strategy game

Before I send you to a great big world of pain.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

You think I'M the one who don't understand? You rhyme 'stand' with 'laugh'. Are you in Loony Land?   You're just a parasprite while I'm freakin' phoenix! You're just getting started while I'm top of the list.   You may have more brohoofs than me, but I've got way more views You're a long forgotten hack while I'm front page news!   Now go back to your world of your strategy game Before I send you to a great big world of pain.

 

 

 

So this poor little man he thinks he's a challenge

but he doesn't quite know he's as amusing as cabbage 

 

he's standing right here on the stage with his lie's

thinking that he is the baddest of guy's

 

you think that your clever, posting all of these stats

and you think your a big shot, man your having a laugh

 

See I got a brohoof per two post's I did cast

twice as many as you and you think your all that

 

he thinks he is troubled but what does he know

his big problem is that his signal bars low

 

the only thing that I do not understand

is how don't he know he sound like a van

 

Now if you want someone that's more on your level

then maybe try looking in a cot or a cradle 

 

Iv'e heard better come backs from my three year old niece

But I'll still let you go now in relative piece.

Edited January 13, 2016 by Trottermare Galamane

[SilyGeny 369]

So after looking at some verses I've decided to make a new one and record myself rapping it to the beat I was listening to, so here is it:

 

"Bang pop lock and drop it down

Bitch I be reppin for this crown

Skip the bullshit cuz' I'm around

Freshest fish fish in this town

Guess the witch bitch witchcraft('s) didn't work

Cause here's time for me to tear it down

Oh no don't go though lemme go and lurk

Here's your time to swim and drown"

 

and here's a link to the little clip of me rapping it: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TMa7pYWjfd

(Yeah my voice sounds low as heck in there but whatevs)

Edited January 13, 2016 by SilyGeny