Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Wingnut 6,988]

What a coincidence.  I have to go there and make sure Tom Brady’s balls are just the right pressure.  

[Tao 7,599]

Found out i have this face all the time: 

[TBD 17,254]

My refrigerator is running

[Wingnut 6,988]

I have to help Kevin Nash.  He tore his quad again.  

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,032]

I have to provide Kool-Aid to the Hollywood actors  

[Yakamaru 3,127]

I have game night that weekend, sorry.

[AveryGamerDude 4,640]

It's been snowing for 3 days straight where I live.

[Tao 7,599]

Found out I have kissese daises! 

[Tao 7,599]

Zombie chickens from KFC attacked me! 

[TBD 17,254]

On 2021-02-22 at 8:49 PM, Tao said:

Zombie chickens from KFC attacked me! 

Sorry I work at the KFC and zombie happen..

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

He's scary.

[Tao 7,599]

Um I fear pig theme masked....

[Wingnut 6,988]

My otter wants to go otting.  

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Oh man, I totally would but like, I have this thing for this event and yeah..... *runs out the door*  

[Wingnut 6,988]

I just remembered.  I left the car double parked in Times Square with the engine running. 

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,032]

Fluttershy, Scootaloo and I have to set banging trashcans in the New York Yankees' dugout  

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

It appears that there is no party to attend since there is no avatar  

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,032]

I have to hide under a rock to avoid red flags  

[Wingnut 6,988]

I took an arrow to the knee.  

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Royal duties are not to be postponed.

[Tao 7,599]

I have a fear of cake.....

[TBD 17,254]

My kitchen is on fire

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,032]

Which is because a former Cleveland Browns head coach - Freddie Kitchens - started fire in said kitchen.  

[TBD 17,254]

I was sleeping and forgot to turn on my alarm 

[Wingnut 6,988]

I lost all my money betting on March Madness and I can’t afford to go.