Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Fixedys 501]

I can't, the children are playing swords. Sorry. Playing with swords. Oh no. They are dead. Do not invite me again.

[Kiri 7,289]

Sorry, I'm busy taking my panda for a walk!

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Fam...I forgot to buy the chocolate. Forgive meh! 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Can't make it. But my bro is coming to your party, which is a good thing, right? By the way, hope you have insurance for your place.

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Uhh, I have a medical condition called Idontgotoparties Syndrome.

[Kiri 7,289]

Sorry, I'm busy searching for the latest memes.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I gotta rescue a rabbit from a tree so it can go back into the wild and lay its eggs.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

I'm busy playing Wexford Circle for 37 hours straight

[Ando333 135]

I am allergic to cellos

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I'm sorry, but @SmexyAnimatronic told me to make an excuse to not attend.

[Fixedys 501]

My pet alpaca died. Wait 'til the funeral.

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

I-i err... Don't have a suit?

[IronM17 5,393]

Sorry, I can't go to the coffee dinner because I am allergic against caffeine.

[DubWolf 17,293]

Cause he was nude in my bed .

[IronM17 5,393]

Because of the same. 

[Zachary 5,521]

Because I don't want to Be Naked in your Party or in My bed.

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[IronM17 5,393]

Because I don't want to put clothes on. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Because, I would never be able to explain that to my parents.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Because I stubbed my toe

[Wingnut 7,000]

Unfortunately I'm being pinned down by three cats.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,347]

Well, I can't fly, and I'm assuming that your party would be in the sky somewhere.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Can't attend. Sorry. You know, me being a giant-a** robot and all.

[Fixedys 501]

Can't. I am being taped to the ceiling by small raccoons.

[The Shyest One 808]

I have to attend my capybara's swimming lesson.