Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

I can't go because my love of poultry might be offensive to some.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Ugh, they're too affectionate.

[Kiri 7,288]

I'm...allergic to festivities?

[VinylWubs 1,252]

I like to steal artificals and sell them for money?

[Moony the Cat 3,702]

Im to busy watching Mlp right now. 

[----------------------- 171]

Uh... I have to, uh... run some err- nah, that's too boring. Oh! Eheh... I'm not making up an excuse or anything. What I meant to say is that I'm gonna run a mile of two. Exercise, right? ^~^'

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

I can't go to ur party because hyenas scare me O.o

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Apologies, but i simply cannot attend thine party for i have some recruits to train.

 

 

 

Psst, user below, wanna come to my first recruit party? The first attendee gets to be the first recruit!

 

Edited October 5, 2015 by GeneLord Bradley

[StormLantern the 1st 427]

I'm sorry, but I'm not eligible for military service, because of my condition. You understand, don't you?

[VinylWubs 1,252]

Ohh.. I'm so sorry! I wish I could go but.. I have to iron my beanie! And make my pudding!

[One-Punch Man 316]

I wanted to watch the sun rise early this morning!

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"I lost my Obelisk the Tormentor card, I'll have to skip your party to look for it. I'm sure you'll understand."

[SkullcandyPegasus 603]

Yeah um ... I have to do homework or hide in a corner or something. Have a great time though!

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

I can't, I cannot control my emotions today, and I don't want to show anger in public.

 

Thanks for asking though.

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

I can't go because i'm way too busy building a shrine to herobrine in minecraft. yea.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'm busy that day.

(Everyone's standard excuse)

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

I have to get my cat out of the dog salon.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I Er.. Have to go feed Gary.

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

I have to go buy escargot for my Francophile of a friend.

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

I can't go because Herobrine. (my answer to almost anything now :\)

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

I can't go because I'm wearing yellow and all the purple will be opposed to me.

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

I can't go because if i go The Mangle will kill me O.o

Edited October 6, 2015 by SmexyAnimatronic

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Sorry, can't come, trying to think of an excuse to not come to a party for a forum thread....

[Wingnut 6,989]

A toy that looked just like you gave me nightmares as a child. 

 

You belong to a ninja. 

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

My friend got his butt beat by three little girls in one of his latest "take over the city" plans and I'm taking him to the hospital.  He's paying the bills this time around.