RundeWeg 0 June 26, 2016 Share June 26, 2016 What is the funniest joke you have heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAnimatorOfficial 567 June 26, 2016 Share June 26, 2016 "MLP is gay". Speaks for itself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teavvi 627 June 26, 2016 Share June 26, 2016 When I see a lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think how surprising it is that so many people bring a knife on their date. Love. This. Joke!!!! 3 Sig by Shadow The Hedgehog// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen Pathfinder 16,161 June 27, 2016 Share June 27, 2016 @@RundeWeg As this has less to do with MLP or the fandom and is more of a general topic it has been moved to General Discussion. Thanks. Pathfinder I Sojourner I Corsair | Zu'hra I Autumn | Scarlet Willow | Gypsy | Silverthorn | Crystal Whisper | Radiant Historia | And many other OCs~ Matching signatures with mah Bestie MOONLIGHT <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan 3,254 June 27, 2016 Share June 27, 2016 https://youtu.be/k2W8aGgmn1A?t=108 "Be a man! Do the right thing!" Is the funniest joke I have ever heard o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrystalRarity 119 June 27, 2016 Share June 27, 2016 Why do sea gulls live by the sea? . . . . Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be called BAY GULLS! this is much funnier in verbal form, have ruined it for all of you, happy monday 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsraelYabuki 446 June 29, 2016 Share June 29, 2016 Why did humpty dumpty have a great Fall? To make up for a crumby summer! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirlwind 1,059 June 30, 2016 Share June 30, 2016 If Princess Luna were a patient at a mental hospital what would she be called? A LUNATIC 3 "There is no greater love than to lay down one's life for one's friends" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquipyCheetah 449 July 1, 2016 Share July 1, 2016 I have a very dark sense of humour, which makes this joke the funniest thing ever to me. What do you call a five year old with no friends? A Sandy-Hook survivor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hocus Pocus 636 July 1, 2016 Share July 1, 2016 Oh my.... My sense of humor is.... err, a little beyond what I feel the mods would tolerate... so I'll just say "The Aristocrats" and let that speak for itself 1 ~Hocus Pocus Ya weni mareh mirekyarahireJuri yu mirekerason Kire hyari yoriherahe nyuraheraNunnyura unera yurawera nihmerani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 July 2, 2016 Share July 2, 2016 I don't really know as I have heard a lot of really good ones. But something that I found to be really funny would be this: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabbylikespie 60 July 2, 2016 Share July 2, 2016 Doctor: "Your health seems to be in such a condition that I believe you can reach 80 years. "-"But doctor, I am already 80!"-"You see - I told you to quit smoking." HAHAHAHA! Funny right? no? okay. Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine." PFFFTTTT get it? 2 when you try your best, but you don't succeed. when you get what you want, but not what you need. when you feel so tired but you can't sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan 3,254 July 3, 2016 Share July 3, 2016 What do you call a pastry you can make with just one finger? A pinkie pie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Custos Umbra 31 July 3, 2016 Share July 3, 2016 "Doctor and his axe-wielding assistent enter patient's room.D: Alright, time to amputate patient's left leg.*chop*D: I said left!*chop*D: I said leg!!!"There was some much funnier joke I had... but I forgot it. Nevertheless - LAUGH, GODS DAMN IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Solace 5,132 December 23, 2018 Share December 23, 2018 I don't think jokes would ever make me laugh. Not in this life. ~Twilight x Midnight~ Ask Midnight I'm not a bad pony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,064 April 22, 2019 Share April 22, 2019 (edited) My sense of humor can be a bit dark... Read this joke at your own risk. Whats the best thing about banging 28 year olds? There’s twenty of them.... Forgive me children. I have @Cyclone to thank for that one. Edited April 22, 2019 by Lucky Bolt ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,722 April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 A friend of mine applied for work at a stables. The stable master asked him: "So what are you like with shoeing horses?" My friend replied: "Dunno. But I once told a donkey to fuck off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggWheelsManning 10,701 October 2, 2023 Share October 2, 2023 Perhaps it was something about eggs. Special thanks to Emerald Heart for the banner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,604 April 22, 2024 Share April 22, 2024 A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says: "WHAT THE FU-!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,271 April 27, 2024 Share April 27, 2024 This one's a bit longer, and I say it with sincerety . Pope is in his popemobile, going to a cathedral. The driver is getting tired. "Sir, could you take the wheel for a bit? I need to rest." "Sure thing!" So now the pope is driving. He arrives at the gate and one of the church officials says to another, "sir we better not keep them waiting long". "Why's that? Who's here?" "Well, it's probably God, because the pope is driving!" 1 Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggWheelsManning 10,701 April 29, 2024 Share April 29, 2024 On 2024-04-27 at 12:08 AM, DubWolf said: This one's a bit longer, and I say it with sincerety . Pope is in his popemobile, going to a cathedral. The driver is getting tired. "Sir, could you take the wheel for a bit? I need to rest." "Sure thing!" So now the pope is driving. He arrives at the gate and one of the church officials says to another, "sir we better not keep them waiting long". "Why's that? Who's here?" "Well, it's probably God, because the pope is driving!" THIS ^^ Special thanks to Emerald Heart for the banner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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