writing Chocolate Gay (somewhat inappropriate)

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Inspired from this video, it took an hour to improvise.

The suggestive/explicit/... parts are in white, so they have to be highlighted like this, for obvious reasons. Tell me if I'm still going too far though, I wouldn't mind this being deleted (I have a copy on my hard drive).

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=N51hMhBazw0

 

 

Chocolate gay

Some stay straight and others do get laid

 

Chocolate gay

The school books don't say shit about the thing

Chocolate gay

But no one cares about them anyway

 

Chocolate gay

The night after you stayed apart all day

Chocolate gay

You woke up the neighborhood they say

 

Chocolate gay

The soda we drank, the junk food we ate

Chocolate gay

Made me cross the huge distance one day

 

[chorus:]

Chocolate gay

Desire quickly rushing through your veins

Chocolate gay

Taking you to start over again

(repeat chorus)

 

Chocolate gay

Sometimes mentioned in the radio

Chocolate gay

It's the lust your lovers can control

 

Chocolate gay

Great for living and fighting off lame

Chocolate gay

Say it publicly, it makes your day

 

Chocolate gay

The best lovers rub, hump, pounce and bite

Chocolate gay

And did they like each other well in tights?

 

Chocolate gay

The real crime is to let it thaw away

 

[chorus]

 

Chocolate gay

Dirty secrets of my victory

Chocolate gay

Bring out your own paradise within

 

Chocolate gay

The hip curve blames the cute guy's DNA

Chocolate gay

But test scores are how much both lovers made

 

Chocolate gay

Screwing dudes in France the other night

Chocolate gay

Ruins the decency over Mumbai

 

Chocolate gay

'Cross the world and back, it's best that way

Chocolate gay

Angels nod, there is no need for shame

 

Chocolate gay

More than loving, more than sex or "d'aw"

Chocolate gay

Remake how we found out who we are

 

[Chorus]

Edited May 4, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[Swordfishtrombone 384]

Did you really just say that? I am sort of impressed, in a weird kind of way.

 

Its good though as far as... comedic songs about gay people go.

I like it.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Honestly, chocolate rain is one my all time most hated songs of all time...

 

And you made it even worse...

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Yeah, I understand that, considering the short amount of time it took me. It was nothing serious, unlike the great majority of my poems.

I just hope I haven't ruined everypony's opinion of me though. I tried to keep the suggestiveness at a minimum (while keeping in mind the maturity level of the majority), but I won't feel offended if it gets removed and/or if I get a warning.

Edited May 4, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[Evilshy 5,090]

I sort of lol'd. I laughed inwardly and smiled.

 

Also, what's with the implication that being straight and getting laid are mutually exclusive in the first verse?

[Jokuc 8,173]

um... Okay...

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Also, what's with the implication that being straight and getting laid are mutually exclusive in the first verse?

No idea. As I said, this isn't like my other poems, where I have specific ideas in mind and try to put them into words.

This one is purely for giggles, there was no real effort put into it. I'm pretty sure it shows.

 

You know what, I'm gonna remove the parts I don't like.

Edited May 4, 2012 by Feather Spiral