Flirt With the User Above

[Messy Mane 9,032]

you know what else I love besides Wii's?

......WiiGuy!!!! 

lol

[RuthPainter99 473]

Is your mane soft ? Cause I need something to snuggle.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Oh please ! Look at me, I don't need to flirt, everybody is under my charm in seconds.

Ain't that right sugar ?

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Is that a charm you have there? Because I'm under it.

Darn, that sounded better in my head.

[RuthPainter99 473]

 

5 minutes ago, Trotteur Funeste said:

Oh please ! Look at me, I don't need to flirt, everybody is under my charm in seconds.

Ain't that right sugar ?

 

Sorry but I don't swing that way darling.  Plus I can be way more sweet and charming. Stallions flock to me as soon as I smile.

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Is that a smile you've got there, because I flocked to you.

Man, I'm really not good at this

[RuthPainter99 473]

Well hello there. You come here often ?

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

No, not really...

But after seeing you I think I'll stop by here more often now.

Was that good, I have no idea

[RuthPainter99 473]

Well I can't make any promises. Whats your thoughts on changelings? 

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Love 'em. They're my favourite race. I even have a changeling oc, because they're really cool.

 

[RuthPainter99 473]

Well well, aren't you lucky. Because my OC is a changeling too !

Edited May 31, 2017 by maris99

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Y'know, having compound eyes is the best, because then I can see you a million times simultaneously.

Wait, do changelings even have compound eyes

[Krashface 534]

Hay there... pretty lookin' ? I have a bucket of chicken, so I was thinkin'...

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Hey baby are you an angel ? Cause I'm allergic to feather ! *BAAAAAAARF*

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Want Love?

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

My favourite classes in videogames are medics, if you know what I mean.

Even I don't know what I mean ._.

[Telferi 6,906]

Heey there cutie~ 

Edited May 31, 2017 by Lyra Feri

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Eh.. m-me?

*clears throat*

A-are you a Lyra, because...because I...like Lyras?

Darn, messed up again

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

What are you, an angel is what.

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Are you a flirt, because you're really good at it.

Did that make sense, I dunno. I need to get better at this

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I'd look into those deep soulless aqua blue eyes of yours till our reckoning.

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Oh boy this guy's good

*ahem* If you were a hunter I would not eat you, because that's mean and you're also pretty cool.

Nailed that one, yeaaah

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

I'll take that as a compliment.

Hey, are you France, because I'm gonna get a surname because of you.

Was that how Dutch history worked, I dunno, I dropped history in school

[Messy Mane 9,032]

merry christmas! i'm your present babe

 

Edited June 2, 2017 by ScruffyTheStallion

[Wingnut 6,990]

If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?