Ask a Nerd. Or Ask a Puddle of Water. I'm Not Picky.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

DUALITY. Y U WATER !? Y U NO PONY ?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

 I shall pretend to not be grimly fascinated with this.

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They looked like exceptionally prolific puffballs, if you're wondering.

Please credit my subconscious mind in your imminent resultant creepypasta.

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Most delicious meal you've ever eaten?

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Blue cheese and angus beef (1/3 lb patty) burger.

There are no adjectives.

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

If you were trapped in Equestria, how well would you adapt to their diet?

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Horses are opportunistic carnivores (been known to eat live birds feathers and all), so I actually might not have to.

If they're exclusively herbivorous in Equestria, I have no idea.

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Could you carry on a conversation with Maud Pie? What about Limestone and Marble?

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Haven't seen any Limestone/Marble episodes, so can't comment on them, but I could probably converse quite easily with Maud.

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

If you could solve any mystery in the universe, what would it be?

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How much floof is too much floof?

 

 

 

I offer myself as a live subject.

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on the paranormal and supernatural?

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Hostile spirits messing with us to try and propagate superstition and mysticism, for the most part, and plain hoaxes for the rest.

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is the most horrid thing you have ever smelled?

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I have no idea.

My brother's B.O. springs to mind.

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

If you could take a peek into an alternate dimension, would you?

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Only if I get to record all the juicy alternate physics.

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would you rather fight a giant spider or a giant scorpion?

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You are terrifying, Tigs.

Probably a spider, though, because scorpions are armoured.

  On 2017-10-27 at 8:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

What word do you wish you could use more often? (For example, mine would be tumultuous.)

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Antidisestablishmentarianism.

It has this old-school charm to it, but serves no real purpose in modern vocabillularary.

 

 

 

 

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That's just what the media wants you to think

DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR TINFOIL HAT DUALITY

JUST NUKE 'EM

NUKE EM TO MAKE THEM REGRET NOT BUYING YOUR NUKES

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i'm not allowed to talk to you any more

mother thinks you're a bad influence on me

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Mmhmm, suuuuuuuuuure... 

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You know me too well.

 

 

 

Move your head slightly to the left.

In front of the window there.

No, don't look out the window.

Forehead shots are harder to pass off as suicides.

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

We'd all be broke and in jail were it not for the fact that nobody knows who should take the money and decide what the sentence is.

I imagine at some point we'll have a world war over which country's 'folklore' memes originate from

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I blame Argentina, for the record.

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT YOU NO SAID YOU WERE TIRED AND MADE ERROR

YOU SAID YOU NEVER PLAYED POKEMON

VERY DIFFERENT THINGS

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I'M TRYING TO HIDE THE MORE GLARING OF MY FLAWS SO YOU STILL THINK I'M AMAZING CUT ME A BREAK

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Duality what are you doing be quiet they're not supposed to know remember

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What are you talking about?

The '80s were a great time to grow up in.

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

PHANTOM FABRIC fainted!

Alex has 3 Pokepeons left!

Alex sent out VELVET VIZARD!

VELVET VIZARD used "Fake-out"!

DUALITY took 157 damage!

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DUALITY uses "Scornful Laugh"!

DUALITY gains 344 health!

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HAH THAT WEAK ARGYMINT

OCTAVIA OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR

I WIN

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y u copy meh

dat what i say when win argymint

you bigly plagariser

i win nao

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DON'T ACCUSE ME OF SLANDER YOU DAFT DEGENERATE

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DON'T ACCUSE ME OF NOT BEING RIGHT 100% OF THE TIME YOU SPONTANEOUS SPAGYRIC

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I know very well what you're tryin' to pull here, but I'll let ya off the hook just this once...

I'd be careful from now on if I were you.

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I DESPERATELY SAVED MYSELF FROM HORRIFICALLY INSULTING YOU DUE TO THE INFLUENCE OF SLEEP-DEPRIVATION

I'M NOT TRYING TO PULL ANYTHING HERE

WHY SO SUSPICIOUS

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That is a highly debatable statement...

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The Crystal Empire is the only place whose lore is explored in depth both in the show and in the comics.

Thus, the Crystal Empire has bestlore.

Give me a contender and then we'll talk.

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

So, you can knot? Or can you not?

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I canknot.

Did I not already say that?

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DON'T PULL THIS 'DEPENDS' STUFF ON ME

SUCH HYPOCRISY, HYDROXIDE

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

SOME PHYSICS I CAN ASSUME/GENERALISE, BUT THIS PHYSICS I CAN'T

SUCH SLANDER, TUXEDO

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

AHA

SO YOU sort of ADMIT THAT YOU SUBJECTIVELY PREFER CELESTIA OVER LUNA

I KNEW IT

I SHALL ENGAGE YOU IN DUEL TO DEFEND MY MISTRESS' HONOR, HERETIC

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Daybreaker breathes fire.

I fail to see the subjectiveness here.

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite Discord episode?

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  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite season finale?

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  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite season premiere?

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STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY EPISODES FOR AGES

I WANT TO BUT I'M JUST REALLY BUSY AT THE MOMENT

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU MEANIE

  On 2017-10-27 at 11:12 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Twilight or Starlight?

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Twilight has been the best adorkable bookpone and protagonist of the whole show for 5 seasons straight.

Starlight is a former psychopath still working on fully reforming from her manual-mind-manipulating ways.

This is a non-question.

 

 

 

 

  On 2017-10-28 at 4:26 PM, Trotteur Sauvage said:

DUALITY. Y U WATER !? Y U NO PONY ?

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PONY IS LIKE 80% WATER

I'M MULTITASKING HERE

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

DUALITY. Y UR ANSWER SO LONG ?

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

i'm not allowed to talk to you any more

mother thinks you're a bad influence on me

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  Quote

Move your head slightly to the left.

In front of the window there.

No, don't look out the window.

Forehead shots are harder to pass off as suicides.

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Hey man, I'm not the one talking about sniper-assassinating people and making it look like an accident...

Also, what kind of adult listens to their mother when it comes to these sort of things? What are you, a teenager? 

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

I blame Argentina, for the record.

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I must say, that's an oddly specific choice...

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

I'M TRYING TO HIDE THE MORE GLARING OF MY FLAWS SO YOU STILL THINK I'M AMAZING CUT ME A BREAK

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WHY THO

YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT YOU WEREN'T PERFECT

IT'S FINE

YOU'RE STILL THE BEST REGARDLESS

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

What are you talking about?

The '80s were a great time to grow up in.

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ok now you've placed yourself straight into the creepy middle-aged man category i highly doubt this is what you were trying to achieve

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

DUALITY uses "Scornful Laugh"!

DUALITY gains 344 health!

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VELVET VIZARD used "Fabric Fracture"!

A critical hit!

DUALITY took 417 damage!

Almost there...

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

y u copy meh

dat what i say when win argymint

you bigly plagariser

i win nao

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HAH SUCH WEAK ATTEMPT AT REDEMPTION

I FINALLY WON FOR ONCE

HERE'S A CUTE PIC OF OCTAVIA FOR CELEBRATION

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  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

DON'T ACCUSE ME OF NOT BEING RIGHT 100% OF THE TIME YOU SPONTANEOUS SPAGYRIC

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YOU ALREADY ADMITTED THAT YOU WEREN'T PERFECT YOU BLATHERING BEGUILER

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

I DESPERATELY SAVED MYSELF FROM HORRIFICALLY INSULTING YOU DUE TO THE INFLUENCE OF SLEEP-DEPRIVATION

I'M NOT TRYING TO PULL ANYTHING HERE

WHY SO SUSPICIOUS

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I'M NOT SUSPICIOUS

I'M JUST HURT BY YOUR HATRED FOR TUXEDOS

WHY YOU HATE ON ME LIEK DIS

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

The Crystal Empire is the only place whose lore is explored in depth both in the show and in the comics.

Thus, the Crystal Empire has bestlore.

Give me a contender and then we'll talk.

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That's objectively wrong. The Crystal Empire is the only place whose lore is explored in depth both in the show and in the comics, thus, the Crystal Empire has most explored lore, which could arguably make it outright less interesting.

Who knows what ancient scrolls and magical artifacts are kept in the secret storage inside of the Canterlor Castle? There could even be a portal to another dimension, like the one in EQG. The possibilities are quite literally endless.

That doesn't mean that your choice is wrong, of course. Just that it's not as obvious an answer as you make it out to be.

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

I canknot.

Did I not already say that?

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. . .

I have no idea what you mean to say.

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

SOME PHYSICS I CAN ASSUME/GENERALISE, BUT THIS PHYSICS I CAN'T

SUCH SLANDER, TUXEDO

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DON'T YOU DARE 'PHYSICS' YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS

I WON'T ALLOW IT

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

Daybreaker breathes fire.

I fail to see the subjectiveness here.

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She not real tho

Never was

Likely never will be

Just Starlight's paranoia-filled subconsciousness

That's like choosing a plastic life-sized dragon over a real T-Rex

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY EPISODES FOR AGES

I WANT TO BUT I'M JUST REALLY BUSY AT THE MOMENT

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU MEANIE

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I MEANT OUT OF THE ONES YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN

NO MORE QUESTIONS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THESE

OK MAYBE JUST ONE NEW ONE

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

Twilight has been the best adorkable bookpone and protagonist of the whole show for 5 seasons straight.

Starlight is a former psychopath still working on fully reforming from her manual-mind-manipulating ways.

This is a non-question.

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I wholeheartedly agree with everything that was said here.

 

-What do you usually have for breakfast?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I must say, that's an oddly specific choice...

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I'm quite good at odd specificity.

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WHY THO

YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT YOU WEREN'T PERFECT

IT'S FINE

YOU'RE STILL THE BEST REGARDLESS

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NOOO I NOT TEH BEST

SOMEONE ELSE TEH BEST

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

VELVET VIZARD used "Fabric Fracture"!

A critical hit!

DUALITY took 417 damage!

Almost there...

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DUALITY used "Adorable Smolhoers"!

DUALITY gained 1337 health!

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HAH SUCH WEAK ATTEMPT AT REDEMPTION

I FINALLY WON FOR ONCE

HERE'S A CUTE PIC OF OCTAVIA FOR CELEBRATION

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I don't see no cute Octavia.

Just a monochrome Lyra.

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU ALREADY ADMITTED THAT YOU WEREN'T PERFECT YOU BLATHERING BEGUILER

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THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT PERFECT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING RIGHT YOU ARBITRARY ANGLO-SAXON

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'M NOT SUSPICIOUS

I'M JUST HURT BY YOUR HATRED FOR TUXEDOS

WHY YOU HATE ON ME LIEK DIS

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I JUST TOLD YOU WHY

I WAS SLEEP-DEPRIVED

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That's objectively wrong.

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  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That doesn't mean that your choice is wrong, of course.

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TUXEDO Y R U LIEK DIS

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That's objectively wrong. The Crystal Empire is the only place whose lore is explored in depth both in the show and in the comics, thus, the Crystal Empire has most explored lore, which could arguably make it outright less interesting.

Who knows what ancient scrolls and magical artifacts are kept in the secret storage inside of the Canterlor Castle? There could even be a portal to another dimension, like the one in EQG. The possibilities are quite literally endless.

That doesn't mean that your choice is wrong, of course. Just that it's not as obvious an answer as you make it out to be.

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That's objectively wrong.

This is my ask thread.

My answers to your questions are precisely as obvious as I make them out to be.

To debate my answers defeats the entire point of asking them on my ask thread instead of in the Debate Pit.

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

I have no idea what you mean to say.

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Exactly.

That should teach you knot to expose me to third-degree puns.

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DON'T YOU DARE 'PHYSICS' YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS

I WON'T ALLOW IT

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WELL HOW WOULD YOU SOLVE A FICTIONAL-ALTERNATE-DIMENSION PHYSICS PROBLEM WHERE THE ONLY INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO WORK OFF IS PROVIDED BY A PHILOSOPHER

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

She not real tho

Never was

Likely never will be

Just Starlight's paranoia-filled subconsciousness

That's like choosing a plastic life-sized dragon over a real T-Rex

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If you rewatch the Royal Problem episode, you can see that Celestia said to Daybreaker, when defeating her, "You will never exist again", which doesn't really ring true if you take Daybreaker to be solely an invention of Starlight's subconscious (because Daybreaker never existed to begin with if she was just a figment of Starlight's imagination, so she can hardly exist again).

Also, and this is very interesting, Luna arrived in the dream long after Daybreaker introduced herself, yet Luna immediately referred to her by name without any prior exposition from either Starlight or Celestia.

In short, Luna knew who Daybreaker was.

I'm choosing the mysterious alter ego here, thank you very much.

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I MEANT OUT OF THE ONES YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN

NO MORE QUESTIONS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THESE

OK MAYBE JUST ONE NEW ONE

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DISCORD EPISODE = THAT GLASS OF WATER BLUE FLU ONE WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME AT THE MOMENT

PREMIERE = STARLIGHT'S VILLAGE ONE WHOSE NAME ALSO ESCAPES ME AT THE MOMENT

FINALE = SHADOW PLAY AHHHH TEH LORE

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:47 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What do you usually have for breakfast?

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Muesli, toast, and juice.

My diet is not particularly interesting.

 

 

 

 

  On 2017-10-29 at 11:50 AM, Trotteur Sauvage said:

DUALITY. Y UR ANSWER SO LONG ?

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BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVE ME AND WANT TO LEARN ALL ABOUT ME AND BE JUST LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M THE BESTEST

ALSO I TALK TOO MUCH

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

WAT MAK U THINK WE LUV U !? U JUST A PILE OF WATER

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

I'm quite good at odd specificity.

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I can confirm that statement.

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

NOOO I NOT TEH BEST

SOMEONE ELSE TEH BEST

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I DOUBT IT

WHO IS THAT ANYWAY

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

DUALITY used "Adorable Smolhoers"!

DUALITY gained 1337 health!

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VELVET VIZARD used "Matress Mayhem"!

Duality took 1259 damage!

VELVET VIZARD must recharge!

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

I don't see no cute Octavia.

Just a monochrome Lyra.

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LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

YOU OCTAVIA-CUTENESS-DENIER

HOW DARE YOU

I RESPECT YOUR FAVE

WHY MUST YOU INSULT OCTAVIA AND MYSELF LIKE THAT

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT PERFECT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING RIGHT YOU ARBITRARY ANGLO-SAXON

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YOU'LL SLIP EVENTUALLY

AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS...

I'll be there to catch you. 

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

I JUST TOLD YOU WHY

I WAS SLEEP-DEPRIVED

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THAT NO GUD EXCUSE

I'M ALWAYS SLEEP-DEPRIVED

THEREFORE ALL OF MY ANSWERS ARE SLEEP-DEPRIVED

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

TUXEDO Y R U LIEK DIS

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AN OPINION CAN NEVER BE 100% WRONG (aside from certain cases where the truth is concrete, such as 'my opinion is that the wall is yellow even though it's clearly blue', and EVEN THEN)

I NO SELF-CONTRADICT

YOU SILLEH

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

That's objectively wrong.

This is my ask thread.

My answers to your questions are precisely as obvious as I make them out to be.

To debate my answers defeats the entire point of asking them on my ask thread instead of in the Debate Pit.

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I'M NOT DEBATING YOU

IT'S DIFFERENT

YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTION LIKE IT WAS A NO-BRAINER

IT'S NOT LIKE I ASKED YOU 'IS DISCORD MORE POWERFUL THAN RARITY?"

THEREFORE THE ANSWER YOU CHOSE ISN'T AS OBVIOUS AS YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE

THE OTHER ONE IS JUST AS VALID FOR MANY REASONS

SEE WHAT I MEANT?

SUCH A MISUNDERSTANDING HYDROXIDE

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

Exactly.

That should teach you knot to expose me to third-degree puns.

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. . .

I canknot believe you've managed to turn it against me yet again.

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

WELL HOW WOULD YOU SOLVE A FICTIONAL-ALTERNATE-DIMENSION PHYSICS PROBLEM WHERE THE ONLY INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO WORK OFF IS PROVIDED BY A PHILOSOPHER

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BY RESPONDING WITH A JOKE-Y ANSWER

DUH

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

If you rewatch the Royal Problem episode, you can see that Celestia said to Daybreaker, when defeating her, "You will never exist again", which doesn't really ring true if you take Daybreaker to be solely an invention of Starlight's subconscious (because Daybreaker never existed to begin with if she was just a figment of Starlight's imagination, so she can hardly exist again).

Also, and this is very interesting, Luna arrived in the dream long after Daybreaker introduced herself, yet Luna immediately referred to her by name without any prior exposition from either Starlight or Celestia.

In short, Luna knew who Daybreaker was.

I'm choosing the mysterious alter ego here, thank you very much.

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OH NO DON'T BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE PLEASE

IT HURTS TO SEE FANS PUT MORE THOUGHT INTO IT THAN THE WRITERS (unless it's a serious fanfic or something)

Either way, even if it is true, it doesn't necessarily mean that Daybreaker existed outside of dreams at some point.

You could say, after defeating a villain, that they will never rule the land, but you could also say that they will never rule the land again (assuming they got very close to their goal like for most cases in mlp:fim) and it would be entirely correct. That doesn't necessarily mean that it's the second time they've attempted it.

Another much more likely possibility is that Daybreaker will never 'exist' again because she appeared in other people's dreams before (most likely celestia's nightmares, if I had to guess). It would mess up a lot of the lore if Celestia ever actually turned into Daybreaker giving the fact that by what we know we can give a fairly accurate estimate as to in-between which events it could have happened, and it never adds up.

EITHER WAY I WAS DIGRESSING

YOU CAN STILL CHOOSE HER AS A HYPOTHETICAL BEING REGARDLESS

SO GO AHEAD, SPITE ME, YOU SUNBUTT LOVER

I WOULD CHOOSE MY MISUNDERSTOOD, CONFUSED AND EDGY NMM AND TEMPEST OVER YOUR SNARKY MEGALOMANIAC DAYBREAKER ANY DAY

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:48 AM, Duality said:

DISCORD EPISODE = THAT GLASS OF WATER BLUE FLU ONE WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME AT THE MOMENT

PREMIERE = STARLIGHT'S VILLAGE ONE WHOSE NAME ALSO ESCAPES ME AT THE MOMENT

FINALE = SHADOW PLAY AHHHH TEH LORE

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SEE

I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT

GOOD PICKS

 

 

-Do you use an electric toothbrush or a regular one?

-Trixie or Gilda?

-Favorite bit of 'ancient' equestrian history?

-Favorite not-too-overpowered magical artifact in the show? (the alicorn amulet, that book rarity uses that's able to make your thoughts a reality, Chrysalis' throne etc.)

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I can confirm that statement.

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  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I DOUBT IT

WHO IS THAT ANYWAY

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IDK BUT IT'S A ONE IN SEVEN BILLION CHANCE THAT IT'S ME

I'D BET AGAINST THOSE ODDS

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

VELVET VIZARD used "Matress Mayhem"!

Duality took 1259 damage!

VELVET VIZARD must recharge!

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hah you didn't use all-caps for mai name i win this argymint

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

YOU OCTAVIA-CUTENESS-DENIER

HOW DARE YOU

I RESPECT YOUR FAVE

WHY MUST YOU INSULT OCTAVIA AND MYSELF LIKE THAT

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IT WAS FUNNYJOEK

CENTRED ON THE PREMISE THAT OCTAVIA IS SELF-EVIDENTLY ADORABLE

I LURVE HER TOO

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU'LL SLIP EVENTUALLY

AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS...

I'll be there to catch you. 

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is that a threat?

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT NO GUD EXCUSE

I'M ALWAYS SLEEP-DEPRIVED

THEREFORE ALL OF MY ANSWERS ARE SLEEP-DEPRIVED

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BUT YOU USED TO IT

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'M NOT DEBATING YOU

IT'S DIFFERENT

YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTION LIKE IT WAS A NO-BRAINER

IT'S NOT LIKE I ASKED YOU 'IS DISCORD MORE POWERFUL THAN RARITY?"

THEREFORE THE ANSWER YOU CHOSE ISN'T AS OBVIOUS AS YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE

THE OTHER ONE IS JUST AS VALID FOR MANY REASONS

SEE WHAT I MEANT?

SUCH A MISUNDERSTANDING HYDROXIDE

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I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT

THE QUESTION IS A NO-BRAINER IN MY OPINION

IT'S EXACTLY AS OBVIOUS AS I MADE IT OUT TO BE IN MY OPINION

THE OTHER ONE ISN'T AS VALID IN MY OPINION

THIS IS MY OPINION-BASED ASK THREAD

THE ENTIRE THING IS CENTRED AROUND MY OPINION

YOU LITERALLY EXPLICITLY ASKED FOR MY OPINION

THERE'S NO POINT IN TRYING TO OBJECT AGAINST ANY ASPECT OF MY OPINION

IF YOU ASK ME WHAT COLOUR THAT BLUE WALL OVER THERE IS I CAN SAY 'YELLOW, IN MY OPINION'

AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE THIS ENTIRE ASK THREAD REVOLVES AROUND MY OPINION

 

 

 

 

That was my entire daily megalomaniac-narcissism quota I used up there.

I hope you're happy.

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

I canknot believe you've managed to turn it against me yet again.

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I can.

 

 

 

I hope you werekn't expecting another 'knot' pun there.

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BY RESPONDING WITH A JOKE-Y ANSWER

DUH

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FINE THEN RAINBOW DASH'S FACE IS OBVIOUSLY MADE OUT OF KEVLAR

ALSO A LEPRECHAUN DIES EVERY TIME SHE GOES FAST

HAPPY?

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

OH NO DON'T BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE PLEASE

IT HURTS TO SEE FANS PUT MORE THOUGHT INTO IT THAN THE WRITERS (unless it's a serious fanfic or something)

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YOU DO REALISE THAT THE RANDOM SPELL NAMES THAT SUNBURST SPOUTED IN THE SEASON SEVEN PREMIERE TO TRY AND SORT OUT FLURRY HEART'S KIDDY-MAGIC-BURSTS ACTUALLY ALLUDED TO THE 'PILLARS OF OLD EQUESTRIA' FROM THE SEASON FINALE BY NAME?

teh tinyspoilerz:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

'ROCKHOOF'S RAPPORT'

'MISTMANE'S MATERIAL AMITY'

'SOMNAMBULA'S WEATHER ABJURATION'

 

THEY'RE GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT FORESHADOWING THINGS NOWADAYS Y'KNOW

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Either way, even if it is true, it doesn't necessarily mean that Daybreaker existed outside of dreams at some point.

You could say, after defeating a villain, that they will never rule the land, but you could also say that they will never rule the land again (assuming they got very close to their goal like for most cases in mlp:fim) and it would be entirely correct. That doesn't necessarily mean that it's the second time they've attempted it.

Another much more likely possibility is that Daybreaker will never 'exist' again because she appeared in other people's dreams before (most likely celestia's nightmares, if I had to guess). It would mess up a lot of the lore if Celestia ever actually turned into Daybreaker giving the fact that by what we know we can give a fairly accurate estimate as to in-between which events it could have happened, and it never adds up.

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^ YOU DIDN'T MAKE A SINGLE MENTION OF THE 'LUNA KNEW DAYBREAKER'S NAME' BIT

YOU SNEAKY TUXEDO

TRYING TO CASUALLY IGNORE FACTS THAT DON'T SUIT YOUR ARGUMENT EH TUX

YOU'LL HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLIER THAN THAT TO PULL THE WOOL OVER MY EYES

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

EITHER WAY I WAS DIGRESSING

YOU CAN STILL CHOOSE HER AS A HYPOTHETICAL BEING REGARDLESS

SO GO AHEAD, SPITE ME, YOU SUNBUTT LOVER

I WOULD CHOOSE MY MISUNDERSTOOD, CONFUSED AND EDGY NMM AND TEMPEST OVER YOUR SNARKY MEGALOMANIAC DAYBREAKER ANY DAY

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LUNA WAS CONFUSED AND MISUNDERSTOOD

NMM WAS A PSYCHO WHO TRIED TO MURDER HER OWN SISTER AS SOON AS SHE CAME INTO EXISTENCE

AND DAYBREAKER'S SNARK IS FAR SUPERIOR TO NMM'S PET VICE OF MONOLOGUING, METHINKS

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Do you use an electric toothbrush or a regular one?

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Regular.

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Trixie or Gilda?

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idk they both recently reformed jerks

i think trixie's got bestsnark tho

she was better at being a jerk too

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite bit of 'ancient' equestrian history?

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the bit where starswirl murdered whatsherface by impaling her with his horn

the comics can get pretty gruesome

  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite not-too-overpowered magical artifact in the show? (the alicorn amulet, that book rarity uses that's able to make your thoughts a reality, Chrysalis' throne etc.)

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The Creator's Tome, it's called, according the MLP Wiki.

 

 

 

  On 2017-10-30 at 11:54 AM, Trotteur Sauvage said:

WAT MAK U THINK WE LUV U !? U JUST A PILE OF WATER

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WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

ALL YOU COULD EVER WANT OUT OF LIFE IN A SINGLE SMOL PUDDLE

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

ALL YOU COULD EVER WANT OUT OF LIFE IN A SINGLE SMOL PUDDLE

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DATZ BEAUTIFUL, U SHULD BE POET ! Y U NO POET ???

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

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  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

IDK BUT IT'S A ONE IN SEVEN BILLION CHANCE THAT IT'S ME

I'D BET AGAINST THOSE ODDS

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BUT HOW CAN 'SOMEONE ELSE' BE YOU

SILLY HYDROXIDE GOT ALL CONFUEZD

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

hah you didn't use all-caps for mai name i win this argymint

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DUALITY used 'Taunt'!

It's super effective!

VELVET VIZARD took 1239 damage!

VELVET VIZARD fainted!

Alex has 2 Pokepeons left!

Alex sent out WOOLEN WARRIOR!

WOOLEN WARRIOR used 'Electroshock'!

DUALITY took 357 damage!

DUALITY is temporarily paralyzed!

NOW!

Alex used Ultra Capsule!

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

IT WAS FUNNYJOEK

CENTRED ON THE PREMISE THAT OCTAVIA IS SELF-EVIDENTLY ADORABLE

I LURVE HER TOO

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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

LET US ADORE OCTAVIA TOGETHER

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

is that a threat?

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I don't know...  What do you think?

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

BUT YOU USED TO IT

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YOU CAN ONLY SORTA GET USED TO PSYCHOLOGICAL SUFFERING

PHYSICAL SUFFERING GETS WORSE IF YOU DO NOTHING ABOUT THE PROBLEM

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT

THE QUESTION IS A NO-BRAINER IN MY OPINION

IT'S EXACTLY AS OBVIOUS AS I MADE IT OUT TO BE IN MY OPINION

THE OTHER ONE ISN'T AS VALID IN MY OPINION

THIS IS MY OPINION-BASED ASK THREAD

THE ENTIRE THING IS CENTRED AROUND MY OPINION

YOU LITERALLY EXPLICITLY ASKED FOR MY OPINION

THERE'S NO POINT IN TRYING TO OBJECT AGAINST ANY ASPECT OF MY OPINION

IF YOU ASK ME WHAT COLOUR THAT BLUE WALL OVER THERE IS I CAN SAY 'YELLOW, IN MY OPINION'

AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE THIS ENTIRE ASK THREAD REVOLVES AROUND MY OPINION

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YES

THAT IS YOUR OPINION

AND I ASKED FOR IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS

BUT MY OPINION OF YOUR OPINION IS THAT IT'S AN INCONSIDERATE OPINION

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

That was my entire daily megalomaniac-narcissism quota I used up there.

I hope you're happy.

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Gud.

Wouldn't want you taking it out on some poor passerby.

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

I hope you werekn't expecting another 'knot' pun there.

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  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

FINE THEN RAINBOW DASH'S FACE IS OBVIOUSLY MADE OUT OF KEVLAR

ALSO A LEPRECHAUN DIES EVERY TIME SHE GOES FAST

HAPPY?

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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

HAD A GOOD LAUGH

HERE'S A TUXPOINT

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

THEY'RE GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT FORESHADOWING THINGS NOWADAYS Y'KNOW

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AFTER SO MANY SEASONS IT WOULD BE SADDENING IF THEY DIDN'T

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

^ YOU DIDN'T MAKE A SINGLE MENTION OF THE 'LUNA KNEW DAYBREAKER'S NAME' BIT

YOU SNEAKY TUXEDO

TRYING TO CASUALLY IGNORE FACTS THAT DON'T SUIT YOUR ARGUMENT EH TUX

YOU'LL HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLIER THAN THAT TO PULL THE WOOL OVER MY EYES

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  On 2017-10-30 at 5:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Another much more likely possibility is that Daybreaker will never 'exist' again because she appeared in other people's dreams before (most likely celestia's nightmares, if I had to guess).

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...Do I really have to spell everything out for you?

You're smarter than this, Duality. Don't play dumb with me.

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

LUNA WAS CONFUSED AND MISUNDERSTOOD

NMM WAS A PSYCHO WHO TRIED TO MURDER HER OWN SISTER AS SOON AS SHE CAME INTO EXISTENCE

AND DAYBREAKER'S SNARK IS FAR SUPERIOR TO NMM'S PET VICE OF MONOLOGUING, METHINKS

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BUT NMM IS THE EMBODIMENT OF LUNA'S NEGATIVE FEELINGS

DAYBREAKER IS THE CRAZY MEGALOMANIAC

I GUESS HER SNARK IS DECENT...   FOR A KIDS SHOW

A SECOND-GRADER COULD DISS BETTER THAN HER

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

Regular.

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           /(|
          (  :
         __\  \  _____
       (____)  `|
      (____)|   |
       (____).__|
        (___)__.|_____
                   

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

idk they both recently reformed jerks

i think trixie's got bestsnark tho

she was better at being a jerk too

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SO MEAN

THEY CUTEPONES IN DISGUISE

FLAWED CHARACTERS MORE REALISTIC

WHICH IS WHY TONY IS BEST AVENGER

JUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE THEM EDGY THO

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

the bit where starswirl murdered whatsherface by impaling her with his horn

the comics can get pretty gruesome

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...I really want to read the comics now.

  On 2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM, Duality said:

The Creator's Tome, it's called, according the MLP Wiki.

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Given by the lack of any other artifact being mentioned, I assume this is also your favorite one. Pretty overpowered if I do say so myself, I wonder what its bounds are...

 

-Favorite CMC episode?

-Which one is moar spookeh, crazy tardy Twi or 'Pinkamena'?

-When is your birthday? 

-Have you ever beaten your brother at arm-wrestling? IF NOT GO HAVE A MATCH AND THEN TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT HOW CAN 'SOMEONE ELSE' BE YOU

SILLY HYDROXIDE GOT ALL CONFUEZD

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

THERE'S A ONE IN SEVEN BILLION CHANCE THAT I'M THE BEST

THUS IT IS FAR MORE LIKELY THAT SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME IS THE BEST

SILLY TUXEDO GOT ALL CONFUEZD

I ACED STATISTICS IN SCHOOL REMEMBER

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DUALITY used 'Taunt'!

It's super effective!

VELVET VIZARD took 1239 damage!

VELVET VIZARD fainted!

Alex has 2 Pokepeons left!

Alex sent out WOOLEN WARRIOR!

WOOLEN WARRIOR used 'Electroshock'!

DUALITY took 357 damage!

DUALITY is temporarily paralyzed!

NOW!

Alex used Ultra Capsule!

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Ultra Capsule failed abjectly!

DUALITY runs away laughing at you!

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

LET US ADORE OCTAVIA TOGETHER

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AND LYRA TOO

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I don't know...  What do you think?

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I think lots of stuff.

Most of it right, as you well know.

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU CAN ONLY SORTA GET USED TO PSYCHOLOGICAL SUFFERING

PHYSICAL SUFFERING GETS WORSE IF YOU DO NOTHING ABOUT THE PROBLEM

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PSYCHOLOGICAL SUFFERING GETS WORSE IF YOU DO NOTHING ABOUT THE PROBLEM TOO

AND YOU CAN GET USED TO BOTH

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YES

THAT IS YOUR OPINION

AND I ASKED FOR IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS

BUT MY OPINION OF YOUR OPINION IS THAT IT'S AN INCONSIDERATE OPINION

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING

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THIS MAI ASK THREAD BOIIIIII

NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION ROUND THESE HERE PARTS

WE SAVE THE CARING ABOUT YOUR OPINION FOR YOUR ASK THREAD

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

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Contraction of the common phrase 'were knot', don'tcha know.

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

HAD A GOOD LAUGH

HERE'S A TUXPOINT

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yey that puts me up to six

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Do I really have to spell everything out for you?

You're smarter than this, Duality. Don't play dumb with me.

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My insincerest apologies, was too busy being thrown off by how blatantly you used 'people' instead of 'ponies' there to notice.

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT NMM IS THE EMBODIMENT OF LUNA'S NEGATIVE FEELINGS

DAYBREAKER IS THE CRAZY MEGALOMANIAC

I GUESS HER SNARK IS DECENT...   FOR A KIDS SHOW

A SECOND-GRADER COULD DISS BETTER THAN HER

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THE "So much black. We get it. You're sad." MOCK WAS EXQUISITE

YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE NMM GOT SUNBURNED SO BAD DURING THAT SHOWDOWN

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

/(| ( : __\ \ _____ (____) `| (____)| | (____).__| (___)__.|_____

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^ was gonna say something witty here but then the quoting system did that to your thumbs-up

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SO MEAN

THEY CUTEPONES IN DISGUISE

FLAWED CHARACTERS MORE REALISTIC

WHICH IS WHY TONY IS BEST AVENGER

JUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE THEM EDGY THO

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I NEVER SAID THEY WEREN'T CUTE

THEY'RE INCREDIBLY CUTE

WHY YOU JUST ASSUME I'M BEING MEAN

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...I really want to read the comics now.

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just kidding that never happened (sadly)

the comic you really want to read for maximum edginess is queen chrysalis' origin story:

^ my personal fav mlp comic page for insane levels of edginess

this is actually a cropped image though

the comic shows more of the skull

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Given by the lack of any other artifact being mentioned, I assume this is also your favorite one.

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AND YOU TOLD ME NOT TO MAKE YOU SPELL THINGS OUT FOR ME EH TUX

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Pretty overpowered if I do say so myself, I wonder what its bounds are...

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Is bestspiky artifact.

Such edgy.

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite CMC episode?

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Crusaders of the Lost Mark?

I haven't watched any of their episodes for a while.

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Which one is moar spookeh, crazy tardy Twi or 'Pinkamena'?

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Lesson Zero is my favourite non-two-parter episode, not Party of One.

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

When is your birthday? 

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Depends on which calendar system you use.

 

 

 

And, yes, this is code for 'I'm not going to tell you'.

  On 2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Have you ever beaten your brother at arm-wrestling? IF NOT GO HAVE A MATCH AND THEN TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED

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Yes, but I can't any more.

He works out at the gym nowadays, but he didn't when I first wrestled him.

 

 

 

 

  On 2017-10-31 at 12:42 PM, Trotteur Sauvage said:

DATZ BEAUTIFUL, U SHULD BE POET ! Y U NO POET ???

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BECAUSE ENGINEERING PAYS BETTER THAN ARTISTRY

JUST ASK @TheOneGuy0000

HE KNOWS

Edited November 1, 2017 by Duality

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

How much floof is too much floof?

 

I offer myself as a live subject.

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Ah yes, tackling the hard ones I see, I salute you.

 

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

Hostile spirits messing with us to try and propagate superstition and mysticism, for the most part, and plain hoaxes for the rest.

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Huh, I thought you would be a complete disbeliever. Nice to see I was wrong.

 

  On 2017-10-29 at 6:16 AM, Duality said:

You are terrifying, Tigs.

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Oh please, you're just a lightweight. You introduced me to this term, now you're gonna suffer for it.

 

Interrogatives:

1. Would you resort to cannibalism in a survival situation with no other form of food whatsoever?

2. What are your thoughts on déjà vu?

3. How safe of a driver are you?

4. Where's Waldo?

5. Scooby-dooby-doo, where are you?

6. Delayed or instant gratification?

7. Opinion on waterbending?

8. What are your thoughts on déjà vu? See what I did there?

9. What is your favorite non-pony EDM song?

10. Who is best hydromancer that is not yourself?

11. Who would you say you have a better chance of survival against, a xenomorph or a Yautja? (Think carefully about this.)

12. What force would Tirek have had to have to push Twilight entirely through the mountain in Twilight's Kingdom - Part Two, assuming the mountain is made of andesite?

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

MAKING MY REPLIES SHORTER SINCE WE'RE TAKING UP TOO MUCH SPACE WITH OUR CHIT-CHAT ALREADY TOLD YOU ON DISCOOOOOORD

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:23 AM, Duality said:

Ultra Capsule failed abjectly!

DUALITY runs away laughing at you!

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A Mythical Pokepeon can't run away from a trainer battle! Have you no pride?

Oh yeah also you're paralyzed so there's that.

WOOLEN WARRIOR used 'Self-Destruct'!

DUALITY took 523 damage!

WOOLEN WARRIOR fainted!

Alex has 1 Pokepeon left...

DUALITY is badly injured!

This is it...

Alex sent out 1̛ ̷̶̧ ̶7̷̷ ̧͠ ̛1҉̵̕ ͟͜ ̧̨͡5̧͏!

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:23 AM, Duality said:

My insincerest apologies, was too busy being thrown off by how blatantly you used 'people' instead of 'ponies' there to notice.

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Excuses excuses...

ALSO YEAH I GOT THAT SUBTLE KNOT PUN YOU MADE IN THIS POST HOW DAER YOU THINK OTHERWISE

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:23 AM, Duality said:

THE "So much black. We get it. You're sad." MOCK WAS EXQUISITE

YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE NMM GOT SUNBURNED SO BAD DURING THAT SHOWDOWN

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Ah, yes, because there's nothing to roast about Daybreaker...

NMM is simply much too serious for such silly foal's play.

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:23 AM, Duality said:

^ was gonna say something witty here but then the quoting system did that to your thumbs-up

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. . .

Well that's just peachy.

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:23 AM, Duality said:

^ my personal fav mlp comic page for insane levels of edginess

this is actually a cropped image though

the comic shows more of the skull

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...Whoa.

WHY I NO HAVE ENUFF TIME TO READ COMICKZ

WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:23 AM, Duality said:

And, yes, this is code for 'I'm not going to tell you'.

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Jeez man, what's wrong about telling just your birthday? There are millions of people born on that day. As long as you leave out the year you're in the clear. Mine's november 18th, it's even on my profile.

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:23 AM, Duality said:

BECAUSE ENGINEERING PAYS BETTER THAN ARTISTRY

JUST ASK @TheOneGuy0000

HE KNOWS

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-What's your favorite type of lens?

-What's your current possession that you're most prideful of?

-Chrysalis or Thorax? (I personally love both just as much, but in very different ways)

-Any assumptions or ideas regarding season 8?

Edited November 1, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:36 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

A Mythical Pokepeon can't run away from a trainer battle! Have you no pride?

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No. I'm a realist, remember?

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:36 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WOOLEN WARRIOR used 'Self-Destruct'!

DUALITY took 523 damage!

WOOLEN WARRIOR fainted!

Alex has 1 Pokepeon left...

DUALITY is badly injured!

This is it...

Alex sent out 1̛ ̷̶̧ ̶7̷̷ ̧͠ ̛1҉̵̕ ͟͜ ̧̨͡5̧͏!

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DUALITY uses S.C.P. capsule!

Capture successful!

It seems the plot has twisted. . .

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:36 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Ah, yes, because there's nothing to roast about Daybreaker...

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There really isn't.

She's too hot to roast.

 

 

 

i mean that literally stahp giving meh side-eyes

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:36 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Whoa.

WHY I NO HAVE ENUFF TIME TO READ COMICKZ

WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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ARE SO SWEG THOOOOOOOO

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:36 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

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Why the glare?

You know, do you knot?

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:36 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your favorite type of lens?

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I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

The concave lenses in my glasses?

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:36 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your current possession that you're most prideful of?

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PRIDE BAD

NO PRIDE

UNLESS YOU'RE ASKING ABOUT THAT BOOK ABOUT LIONS I GOT AGES AGO

THAT ONE INVOLVES A LOT OF PRIDE

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:36 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Chrysalis or Thorax? (I personally love both just as much, but in very different ways)

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Chrysalis, because she's the only one I know anything about.

STAHP ASKING S6/7 QUESTIONS ALREADYYYYYY

  On 2017-11-01 at 5:36 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Any assumptions or ideas regarding season 8?

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I HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST THREE SEASONS WHY ARE YOU TAUNTING ME LIKE THIS

 

 

 

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Huh, I thought you would be a complete disbeliever. Nice to see I was wrong.

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I'm Christian. The supernatural comes with the job description.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Oh please, you're just a lightweight. You introduced me to this term, now you're gonna suffer for it.

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Did you not know what lightweight meant before I first said it?

You grimy southpaw.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would you resort to cannibalism in a survival situation with no other form of food whatsoever?

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Nope.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

What are your thoughts on déjà vu?

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Science says it's what happens when memories of a currently-occurring experience form in your mind before your mind realises that the experience is happening now, so you get a sensation of having experienced it before even though it's the first time you've ever experienced it.

As good an explanation as any, I suppose.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

How safe of a driver are you?

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Extremely conservative, so perhaps too safe.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Where's Waldo?

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Underwater, near a ghost town called Krag, in the East Kootenay region of British Columbia.

I'm not making any of this up.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Scooby-dooby-doo, where are you?

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In my industrial incinerator, because he annoyed me.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Delayed or instant gratification?

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Depends which has greater net benefit.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on waterbending?

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I'm the best at it.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

What are your thoughts on déjà vu? See what I did there?

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Science says it's what happens when memories of a currently-occurring experience form in your mind before your mind realises that the experience is happening now, so you get a sensation of having experienced it before even though it's the first time you've ever experienced it.

As good an explanation as any, I suppose. You mean the exact same thing as I did?

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is your favorite non-pony EDM song?

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I don't understand the question. 

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Who is best hydromancer that is not yourself?

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My evil alter ego.

Totally not the same person.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Who would you say you have a better chance of survival against, a xenomorph or a Yautja? (Think carefully about this.)

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Yautja.

Xenomorphs are the perfect organisms, after all; Yautja are just really hard to kill.

  On 2017-11-01 at 8:45 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

What force would Tirek have had to have to push Twilight entirely through the mountain in Twilight's Kingdom - Part Two, assuming the mountain is made of andesite?

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That depends on how much the andesite was compressed under the weight of the tip of the mountain, how much total surface area of Twilight/Tirek was in contact with the andesite, whether the rock was purely crushed or partially pushed out of the way of Twilight/Tirek, whether the andesite had any appreciable impurities, internal pockets of air/water, or irregularities in surface geometry, the angle of the side of the mountain, and a whole bunch of other variables I can't even think of at the moment. Material-property problems are very complex when it comes to naturally-occurring structures.

An insanely overgeneralised version of the problem, assuming a planar vertical wall of precisely-average-properties (225 N/mm^2 compressive-stress-at-failure) andesite being crushed by an idealised effectively-5-square-meter-wall-contact-area object exerting constant force on the wall, gives an answer in the order of 1,000,000,000 N of force.

Which is a lot of pushshove, suffice to say.

[Guest]

What is your least obvious flaw?

Were industrial environments ever attractive to you when you were young?

How often do you read comic books?

Do you realize I am disappointed that you're behind in ponies?

Without looking it up, are you aware of any particular contact ailments you can contract from pricking yourself on a rose thorn?

What is more tranquil for you; warm rainfall on a spring evening or silent snowfall during a winter night?

Have you ever had to use LEDs to recreate natural light for fish or plants in your home?

What was the most intelligent pet you've ever had?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-11-02 at 12:06 AM, Sunset Rose said:

What is your least obvious flaw?

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I doubt I've found it yet.

Too busy trying to sort out the more obvious ones.

  On 2017-11-02 at 12:06 AM, Sunset Rose said:

Were industrial environments ever attractive to you when you were young?

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Never much liked physical work, getting dirty, or loud noises, so, assuming that's the sort of environment you're referring to when you say 'industrial', not really.

  On 2017-11-02 at 12:06 AM, Sunset Rose said:

How often do you read comic books?

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Only the MLP comics.

I'm not much of a buff when it comes to comics because of how often and confusingly they contradict themselves in the major Western franchises like Marvel and D.C.

  On 2017-11-02 at 12:06 AM, Sunset Rose said:

Do you realize I am disappointed that you're behind in ponies?

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no need to remind me

i'm disappointed too ;-;

  On 2017-11-02 at 12:06 AM, Sunset Rose said:

Without looking it up, are you aware of any particular contact ailments you can contract from pricking yourself on a rose thorn?

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Leprosy.

Cancer.

Cholera.

Smallpox.

Cowpox.

Black Death.

Legionnaires' Disease.

Rabies.

Asthma.

Scurvy.

Gangrene.

Polio.

 

That's all I could come up with off the top of my head.

I sincerely doubt it, in other words.

  On 2017-11-02 at 12:06 AM, Sunset Rose said:

What is more tranquil for you; warm rainfall on a spring evening or silent snowfall during a winter night?

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I think snow's more tranquil because I think cold is tranquil.

Warming up by a fire is more tranquil than cooling down by a fan, at least in my experience, and you can't properly warm up by a fire without a bit of snow going on outside.

  On 2017-11-02 at 12:06 AM, Sunset Rose said:

Have you ever had to use LEDs to recreate natural light for fish or plants in your home?

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That is an incredibly oddly specific question, and I'm almost saddened to have to say 'no' to it.

  On 2017-11-02 at 12:06 AM, Sunset Rose said:

What was the most intelligent pet you've ever had?

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Between a dumb dog, a couple of dumb cats, a bunch of dumb fish, and a few aquatic snails, I'd have to say the aquatic snails.

At least they sat around where they were supposed to be, minded their own business, and didn't cause any trouble for themselves.

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

No. I'm a realist, remember?

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What's wrong with being a realist? Everyone loves you and you make a lot of money.

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

DUALITY uses S.C.P. capsule!

Capture successful!

It seems the plot has twisted. . .

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What in the...

You can't capture a trainer's Pokepeons! Give that back!

Alright, enough messing around!

Alex sent out...  Alex..?

Alex used MASTER CAPSULE!

. . .

. . .

. . .

DUALITY was caught!

DUALITY is holding an S.C.P. CAPSULE!

You got S.C.P. CAPSULE!

Give DUALITY a nickname?

>_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>WATER NERD

Name DUALITY "WATER NERD"?

>OK              CANCEL

WATER NERD has been sent to your PC!

Yay! The creature-enslaver wins again!

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

There really isn't.

She's too hot to roast.

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. . .

  Reveal hidden contents

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

'Nuff said.

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

i mean that literally stahp giving meh side-eyes

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  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

ARE SO SWEG THOOOOOOOO

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I KNOOOWWWWWWWWW  :,(

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

Why the glare?

You know, do you knot?

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I SIMPLY DO KNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS NECESSARY TO RUB IT IN LIKE THAT

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

The concave lenses in my glasses?

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gasp  You wear glasses?

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

 

jkIshouldwearglassesmyselfbutIcanseejustfinewithoutthemandtheyareuncomfortablesoIdon'twearthem

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

PRIDE BAD

NO PRIDE

UNLESS YOU'RE ASKING ABOUT THAT BOOK ABOUT LIONS I GOT AGES AGO

THAT ONE INVOLVES A LOT OF PRIDE

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WHAT'S AN OBJECT YOU OWN THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF HAVING ACQUIRED 

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

Chrysalis, because she's the only one I know anything about.

STAHP ASKING S6/7 QUESTIONS ALREADYYYYYY

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BUT YOU SAID THAT YOU WATCHED ALL THE VERY PLOT-RELEVANT EPISODES

HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED THE SO7 FINALE

PLENTY TO LEARN ABOUT HIM JUST IN THERE EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN 'THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGELING'

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

I HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST THREE SEASONS WHY ARE YOU TAUNTING ME LIKE THIS

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IT DOESN'T MATTER

ANSWER EEEEEEET

THAT'S TWO QUESTIONS YOU COULD HAVE ANSWERED BUT DIDN'T, SO YOU ONLY GET TWO NEW ONES

 

-Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo?

-Coco Pommel or Sassy Saddles?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's wrong with being a realist? Everyone loves you and you make a lot of money.

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Yep, but pride ain't pragmatic enough of a thing for me to indulge in.

This applies to your 'object you're proud of having acquired' question too.

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What in the...

You can't capture a trainer's Pokepeons! Give that back!

Alright, enough messing around!

Alex sent out...  Alex..?

Alex used MASTER CAPSULE!

. . .

. . .

. . .

DUALITY was caught!

DUALITY is holding an S.C.P. CAPSULE!

You got S.C.P. CAPSULE!

Give DUALITY a nickname?

>_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>WATER NERD

Name DUALITY "WATER NERD"?

>OK              CANCEL

WATER NERD has been sent to your PC!

Yay! The creature-enslaver wins again!

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WATER NERD refuses to give you S.C.P. capsule!

WATER NERD sent out  1̛ ̷̶̧ ̶7̷̷ ̧͠ ̛1҉̵̕ ͟͜ ̧̨͡5̧͏!

 1̛ ̷̶̧ ̶7̷̷ ̧͠ ̛1҉̵̕ ͟͜ ̧̨͡5̧͏ used "[redacted]"!

yourPC took [redacted] damage!

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

  Reveal hidden contents

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

'Nuff said.

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That's more of an insult to your taste in memes than it is to Daybreaker.

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I SIMPLY DO KNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS NECESSARY TO RUB IT IN LIKE THAT

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Agreed.

Fun, though, ain't it just?

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

gasp  You wear glasses?

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

 

jkIshouldwearglassesmyselfbutIcanseejustfinewithoutthemandtheyareuncomfortablesoIdon'twearthem

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It's scientifically verified that people think glasses-wearers are smarter than non-glasses-wearers.

The discomfort is worth it.

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT YOU SAID THAT YOU WATCHED ALL THE VERY PLOT-RELEVANT EPISODES

HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED THE SO7 FINALE

PLENTY TO LEARN ABOUT HIM JUST IN THERE EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN 'THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGELING'

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FINE I KNOW HE'S A WEIRDLY-ANNOYINGLY-VOICED INSECTOID-RAINBOW-MOOSE SISSYPONE

HAPPY?

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IT DOESN'T MATTER

ANSWER EEEEEEET

THAT'S TWO QUESTIONS YOU COULD HAVE ANSWERED BUT DIDN'T, SO YOU ONLY GET TWO NEW ONES

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I DON'T KNOW ANYWHERE NEAR ENOUGH ABOUT ANYTHING TO THEORISE ABOUT S8

THE ONLY OPINION I HAVE THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CONSTRUED AS A THEORY IS THAT THE EoH WILL PROBABLY SHOW UP AGAIN SOMETIME DURING THE SEASON

HAPPY?

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo?

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You monster.

Making me choose like this.

I'd have to say Sweetie Belle, if only because Bobdude0 is rubbing off on me.

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Coco Pommel or Sassy Saddles?

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I don't know who Sassy Saddles is off the top of my head, so I'd have to say Coco.

The 'Saddles' bit of Sassy's name is ever-so-slightly unsettling, too.

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:51 PM, Duality said:

Yep, but pride ain't pragmatic enough of a thing for me to indulge in.

This applies to your 'object you're proud of having acquired' question too.

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FINE THEN JEEZ

YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOURSELF 'Morality' INSTEAD

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BELONGING OF YOURS

THERE

NO PRIDE INVOLVED

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:51 PM, Duality said:

WATER NERD refuses to give you S.C.P. capsule!

WATER NERD sent out  1̛ ̷̶̧ ̶7̷̷ ̧͠ ̛1҉̵̕ ͟͜ ̧̨͡5̧͏!

 1̛ ̷̶̧ ̶7̷̷ ̧͠ ̛1҉̵̕ ͟͜ ̧̨͡5̧͏ used "[redacted]"!

yourPC took [redacted] damage!

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What is this nonsense! I have all the Peon Badges! The Pokepeons should respect and obey me!

Give me back my Pokepeon this instant!

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:51 PM, Duality said:

That's more of an insult to your taste in memes than it is to Daybreaker.

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IT WAS THE ONLY DECENT ONE I COULD FIND

I WANTED TO MAKE A 'LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD' ONE BUT I GOT LAAAAAAZYYYYYYYY

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:51 PM, Duality said:

Agreed.

Fun, though, ain't it just?

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Fun pointing out that I'll probably live in a cardboard box and eat garbage? Whatever floats your boat, pal...

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:51 PM, Duality said:

It's scientifically verified that people think glasses-wearers are smarter than non-glasses-wearers.

The discomfort is worth it.

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Well, yes, but you see...

I don't much care for looking smart...

I want to prove to people who I think are worth my time that I'm (kind of) smart.

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:51 PM, Duality said:

FINE I KNOW HE'S A WEIRDLY-ANNOYINGLY-VOICED INSECTOID-RAINBOW-MOOSE SISSYPONE

HAPPY?

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HOW DAER YOU

THORAX IS BEST AWKWARD CHANGELING

AND I LOVE HIS VOICE, IT SUITS HIM PERFECTLY

I'M GLAD THEY KEPT IT

SUCH AN ODD HYDROXIDE

SOMETIMES LIKES CUTE AND SHY, SOMETIMES LIKES MEAN AND EDGY

ONLY THAT'S ALMOST ALWAYS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I LIKE

HOW DAER YOU

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:51 PM, Duality said:

I DON'T KNOW ANYWHERE NEAR ENOUGH ABOUT ANYTHING TO THEORISE ABOUT S8

THE ONLY OPINION I HAVE THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CONSTRUED AS A THEORY IS THAT THE EoH WILL PROBABLY SHOW UP AGAIN SOMETIME DURING THE SEASON

HAPPY?

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. . .

Meh. I guess.

YOU CAN DO BETTER THO

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:51 PM, Duality said:

You monster.

Making me choose like this.

I'd have to say Sweetie Belle, if only because Bobdude0 is rubbing off on me.

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You finally answered correctly for once...

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:51 PM, Duality said:

I don't know who Sassy Saddles is off the top of my head, so I'd have to say Coco.

The 'Saddles' bit of Sassy's name is ever-so-slightly unsettling, too.

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She's the one taking care of Rarity's Canterlot boutique, much like Coco is taking care of the Manehattan one.

I'd have to agree with you on this one as well. What can I say, I love me some awkward adorable shy pones

 

-What's your favorite metal?

-What do you think of the new Forums decorations? Pretty heart-warming, eh?

-What do you think about top hats?

-If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

FINE THEN

YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOURSELF 'Morality' INSTEAD

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BELONGING OF YOURS

THERE

NO PRIDE INVOLVED

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I COULD STILL CHANGE MY NAME BUT I THINK THEY'D IMPOSE A MINIMUM PER-MONTHLY POST COUNT IN THE DEBATE PIT ON ME

ALSO I DON'T REALLY HAVE A FAV BELONGING

STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE 'if your house was on fire what would you grab first' QUESTION

I HAVE TOO MUCH KEWL STUFF TO CHOOSE ONLY ONE OBJECT WITHOUT A GOOD DEAL OF THOUGHT PUT INTO IT FIRST

AND MY BRAIN NO WORKY TOO GUD AT THE MOMENT

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What is this nonsense! I have all the Peon Badges! The Pokepeons should respect and obey me!

Give me back my Pokepeon this instant!

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  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Fun pointing out that I'll probably live in a cardboard box and eat garbage? Whatever floats your boat, pal...

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oh wait what i did not think the implications of this response through

nuuuu tuxedo i no let you live in box and eat rubbish

i help you and give you food

because you gudfwend

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, yes, but you see...

I don't much care for looking smart...

I want to prove to people who I think are worth my time that I'm (kind of) smart.

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Confirmation bias means that people will probably think you're less smart if you don't wear glasses, regardless of demonstrated intellect on your part.

Psychology is a very depressing field of study.

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HOW DAER YOU

THORAX IS BEST AWKWARD CHANGELING

AND I LOVE HIS VOICE, IT SUITS HIM PERFECTLY

I'M GLAD THEY KEPT IT

SUCH AN ODD HYDROXIDE

SOMETIMES LIKES CUTE AND SHY, SOMETIMES LIKES MEAN AND EDGY

ONLY THAT'S ALMOST ALWAYS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I LIKE

HOW DAER YOU

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AS FAR AS THE FINALE TOLD ME HE'S A WEIRDLY ANNOYINGLY-VOICED INSECTOID RAINBOW-MOOSE-PONE

I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HIM

I KNOW I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HIM

BECAUSE I MISSED HIS CHARACTER-BUILDING EPISODE

IF YOU ASK QUESTIONS THAT I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T ANSWER VERY WELL OF COURSE YOU GET ODD ANSWERS

THIS IS A LITTLE THING WE CALL 'COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT'

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Meh. I guess.

YOU CAN DO BETTER THO

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Not without a complete watch of Seasons 5 through 7.

Or at least a partial one. 

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You finally answered correctly for once...

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HAO DAER YOU ASK OPEN QUESTIONS WITH A PREDETERMINED BIAS AS TO WHICH ANSWER IS THE CORRECT ONE

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

She's the one taking care of Rarity's Canterlot boutique, much like Coco is taking care of the Manehattan one.

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See, I didn't know any of that.

I need these seasons already.

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your favorite metal?

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Hydrogen. 

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What do you think of the new Forums decorations? Pretty heart-warming, eh?

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I have literally no idea what you're talking about.

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What do you think about top hats?

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GLORIOUS

I OWN A GREEN ONE

GLORIOUS I TELL YOU

ALSO CAPPER LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN ONE

HE'S STILL BESTPONE

  On 2017-11-02 at 8:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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The 'Special of the Day' menu option.

Edited November 3, 2017 by Duality

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

Did you not know what lightweight meant before I first said it?

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Naw, I knew it before, I just didn't have a reason to actually use it.

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

You grimy southpaw.

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"Southpaw."

IS THAT THE BEST A USER CAN DO?

 

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

Underwater, near a ghost town called Krag, in the East Kootenay region of British Columbia.

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I see. *sets GPS tracker on satellite*

 

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

In my industrial incinerator, because he annoyed me.

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D:

Muh childhood...

 

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

You mean the exact same thing as I did?

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  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

I don't understand the question. 

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 Not sure if sarcasm or genuine...

 

  On 2017-11-01 at 11:50 PM, Duality said:

Yautja.

Xenomorphs are the perfect organisms, after all; Yautja are just really hard to kill.

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Ah, nice. Though I did think you would catch their code of honor and mention their inability to harm the unarmed, elderly, sick, pregnant, or young.

Xenomorphs on the other hand are a parasitic bio-weapon whose sole purpose is to serve the hive.

 

  On 2017-11-02 at 3:50 AM, Duality said:

Leprosy.

Cancer.

Cholera.

Smallpox.

Cowpox.

Black Death.

Legionnaires' Disease.

Rabies.

Asthma.

Scurvy.

Gangrene.

Polio.

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Pfft. 

 

Interrogatives:

1. Theory for Twilight's turophobia? Hah! A season five clip! How does it feel...

2. Which would you say is more important, understanding others or getting along with them?

3. Have you heard of Lindsey Stirling?

4. Ever use ferro fluid before?

5. Just how long were you stuck in the ivory tower?

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

  On 2017-11-03 at 2:07 AM, Duality said:

I COULD STILL CHANGE MY NAME BUT I THINK THEY'D IMPOSE A MINIMUM PER-MONTHLY POST COUNT IN THE DEBATE PIT ON ME

ALSO I DON'T REALLY HAVE A FAV BELONGING

STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE 'if your house was on fire what would you grab first' QUESTION

I HAVE TOO MUCH KEWL STUFF TO CHOOSE ONLY ONE OBJECT WITHOUT A GOOD DEAL OF THOUGHT PUT INTO IT FIRST

AND MY BRAIN NO WORKY TOO GUD AT THE MOMENT

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BUT THAT'S THE POINT

IT'S MEAN TO BE DIFFICULT INTERESTING QUESTION

  On 2017-11-03 at 2:07 AM, Duality said:

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Duality nobody plays pokemon on their pc this makes no sense whatsoever I was trying to be nice and ignore it what are you doing

  On 2017-11-03 at 2:07 AM, Duality said:

Psychology is a very depressive field of study.

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I can confirm this.

  On 2017-11-03 at 2:07 AM, Duality said:

AS FAR AS THE FINALE TOLD ME HE'S A WEIRDLY ANNOYINGLY-VOICED INSECTOID RAINBOW-MOOSE-PONE

I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HIM

I KNOW I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HIM

BECAUSE I MISSED HIS CHARACTER-BUILDING EPISODE

IF YOU ASK QUESTIONS THAT I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T ANSWER VERY WELL OF COURSE YOU GET ODD ANSWERS

THIS IS A LITTLE THING WE CALL 'COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT'

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  On 2017-11-03 at 2:07 AM, Duality said:

Not without a complete watch of Seasons 5 through 7.

Or at least a partial one.

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  On 2017-11-03 at 2:07 AM, Duality said:

See, I didn't know any of that.

I need these seasons already.

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BUY YOU SAID YOU WATCHED THE 'IMPORTANT EPISODES' ASIDE FROM THE PREMIERES AND FINALES

HERE, I'LL MAKE A PRIORITY LIST FOR YOU:

-Season 6, episode 5, "Gauntlet of Fire"

-Season 6, episode 16, "The Times They Are a Changeling"

-Season 6, episode 17, "Dungeons and Discords"

-Season 7, episode 12, "Discordant Harmony"

-Season 7, episode 13, "The Perfect Pear"

THERE

NOT THAT MANY

NOW GET ON WITH IT

HERE'S A NEAT (PROBABLY ILLEGAL) WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN FIND ALL OF THEM IN 720p HD

https://mlp-episodes.tk/

  On 2017-11-03 at 2:07 AM, Duality said:

Hydrogen. 

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Ah, I see.

Duality isn't very good at chemistry.

Oh well, nobody's perfect  

  Quote

I have literally no idea what you're talking about.

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THE 'THEME' OF THE FORUM

NOT THE BANNER

THE IMAGES ON THE SIDES

WITH THE CLOUDS AND PONYVILLE AND ALL

ALL OF MY WITTY HUMOR

WASTED

HOW COULD YOU

  On 2017-11-03 at 2:07 AM, Duality said:

ALSO CAPPER LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN ONE

HE'S STILL BESTPONE

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SKYSTAR BETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

  On 2017-11-03 at 2:07 AM, Duality said:

The 'Special of the Day' menu option.

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You must've thought you were very clever with this response, but I didn't say "If you could eat only one option from a menu for the rest of your life", now, did I?  

 

-Songbird Serenade or Countess Coloratura?

-What keys on your keyboard do you never use?

-What do you think the plot should be if they ever make a second MLP Movie?

-Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Edited November 3, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

[Guest]

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUY YOU SAID YOU WATCHED THE 'IMPORTANT EPISODES' ASIDE FROM THE PREMIERES AND FINALES

HERE, I'LL MAKE A PRIORITY LIST FOR YOU:

-Season 6, episode 5, "Gauntlet of Fire"

-Season 6, episode 16, "The Times They Are a Changeling"

-Season 6, episode 17, "Dungeons and Discords"

-Season 7, episode 12, "Discordant Harmony"

-Season 7, episode 13, "The Perfect Pear"

THERE

NOT THAT MANY

NOW GET ON WITH IT

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I agree with this.

It won't kill you to watch ponies, no matter how much you hate them, Duality.

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

"Southpaw."

IS THAT THE BEST A USER CAN DO?

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You oft-rightly-floccinaucinihilipilificated cuspidor.

Better?

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Muh childhood...

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WAS A LIE

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

 Not sure if sarcasm or genuine...

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Obviously both.

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Ah, nice. Though I did think you would catch their code of honor and mention their inability to harm the unarmed, elderly, sick, pregnant, or young.

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But I'm not elderly, young, particularly sick, pregnant - at least I certainly hope I'm not -, or indeed unarmed (I have two perfectly good arms).

Their code of honor is tragically inapplicable to me.

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Pfft. 

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Theory for Twilight's turophobia?

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Obviously a taco mafia boss hired quesadilla goons to suffocate Twilight with melted cheese in her sleep when she was but an innocent foal.

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Hah! A season five clip! How does it feel...

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I've seen quite enough fan art to know exactly what you're talking about when you mention Twilight's turophobia, even if I can't watch the clip.

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Which would you say is more important, understanding others or getting along with them?

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The two are closely linked; to do one implies the other to a significant extent.

Understanding them seems to be the most healthy one of the two options, though.

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Have you heard of Lindsey Stirling?

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Once or twice, but I have no idea who they are beyond 'some sort of singer'.

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Ever use ferro fluid before?

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*Googles it*

. . .

TAKE MY MONEY

  On 2017-11-03 at 9:41 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Just how long were you stuck in the ivory tower?

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Such a statement implies I've decided to leave yet and is thus inherently fallacious.

 

 

 

 

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT THAT'S THE POINT

IT'S MEAN TO BE DIFFICULT INTERESTING QUESTION

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I MEAN I COLLECT A BUNCH OF STUFF BUT I DON'T REALLY TREASURE ANY OF THEM

MAYBE MY GRANDDAD'S OLD DICTIONARY?

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Duality nobody plays pokemon on their pc this makes no sense whatsoever I was trying to be nice and ignore it what are you doing

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That is exactly what I thought, too.

  On 2017-11-02 at 7:26 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DUALITY was caught!

DUALITY is holding an S.C.P. CAPSULE!

You got S.C.P. CAPSULE!

Give DUALITY a nickname?

>_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>WATER NERD

Name DUALITY "WATER NERD"?

>OK              CANCEL

WATER NERD has been sent to your PC!

Yay! The creature-enslaver wins again!

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^ I was taking my cues from you.

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUY YOU SAID YOU WATCHED THE 'IMPORTANT EPISODES' ASIDE FROM THE PREMIERES AND FINALES

HERE, I'LL MAKE A PRIORITY LIST FOR YOU:

-Season 6, episode 5, "Gauntlet of Fire"

-Season 6, episode 16, "The Times They Are a Changeling"

-Season 6, episode 17, "Dungeons and Discords"

-Season 7, episode 12, "Discordant Harmony"

-Season 7, episode 13, "The Perfect Pear"

THERE

NOT THAT MANY

NOW GET ON WITH IT

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I'VE SEEN DISCORDANT HARMONY AND THE PERFECT PEAR BUT THE OTHER EPISODES ARE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE LONGER

I'M ON A PLAN SO IF I DOWNLOAD TOO MUCH DATA WITHIN THE SPAN OF A MONTH MY INTERNET GOES HORRIBLY SLOW TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN BARELY USE GOOGLE

I CAN'T WATCH TOO MANY AT ANY ONE TIME

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Ah, I see.

Duality isn't very good at chemistry.

Oh well, nobody's perfect  

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*facepalm*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallic_hydrogen

Go learn yourself some chemistry, Tuxedo.

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THE 'THEME' OF THE FORUM

NOT THE BANNER

THE IMAGES ON THE SIDES

WITH THE CLOUDS AND PONYVILLE AND ALL

ALL OF MY WITTY HUMOR

WASTED

HOW COULD YOU

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I can't really see that unless I zoom out my browser to like 25% zoom.

Never noticed such 'decorations' before, but these ones seem nice, I guess.

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You must've thought you were very clever with this response, but I didn't say "If you could eat only one option from a menu for the rest of your life", now, did I?  

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You must've thought you were very clever with this response, but you didn't state any criteria excluding such a choice, now, did you? 

All you said was "If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?"

The 'Special of the Day' menu option is generally considered a thing, is it not?

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Songbird Serenade or Countess Coloratura?

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Songbird's the only one whose storyline I've watched.

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What keys on your keyboard do you never use?

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All of them.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What do you think the plot should be if they ever make a second MLP Movie?

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Not a euphemistic one. 

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:35 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Have you ever been stung by a bee?

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Only a wasp, and only once.

 

 

 

 

  On 2017-11-03 at 4:40 PM, Sunset Rose said:

I agree with this.

It won't kill you to watch ponies, no matter how much you hate them, Duality.

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I DON'T HATE PONIES

I YEARN FOR THEM BUT AM THWARTED BY MY INTERNET

I'M ON A PLAN SO IF I DOWNLOAD TOO MUCH DATA WITHIN THE SPAN OF A MONTH MY INTERNET GOES HORRIBLY SLOW TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN BARELY USE GOOGLE

I CAN'T WATCH TOO MANY EPISODES AT ANY ONE TIME

I CAN'T AFFORD ANY BETTER INTERNET THAN I HAVE NOW

WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE CONSTANTLY TAUNT ME WITH YOUR FIRST-WORLD-LEVEL DATA DOWNLOAD RATES

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

  On 2017-11-04 at 4:19 AM, Duality said:

I MEAN I COLLECT A BUNCH OF STUFF BUT I DON'T REALLY TREASURE ANY OF THEM

MAYBE MY GRANDDAD'S OLD DICTIONARY?

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SEE

I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT

  On 2017-11-04 at 4:19 AM, Duality said:

That is exactly what I thought, too.

I was taking my cues from you.

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AHH THIS IS SO FUNNY

I was in fact referring to a mechanic inside of the game, where if your team (6 slots) is full and you capture a new pokemon, it's sent to 'your pc', which you can access from every pokecenter ("The pokemon has been sent to your PC."). The 'pc' can only be used to manage your pokemon. It's no Windows, that's for sure.

  On 2017-11-04 at 4:19 AM, Duality said:

I'VE SEEN DISCORDANT HARMONY AND THE PERFECT PEAR BUT THE OTHER EPISODES ARE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE LONGER

I'M ON A PLAN SO IF I DOWNLOAD TOO MUCH DATA WITHIN THE SPAN OF A MONTH MY INTERNET GOES HORRIBLY SLOW TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN BARELY USE GOOGLE

I CAN'T WATCH TOO MANY AT ANY ONE TIME

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ONLY THREE OF THEM LEFT!?

THAT'S AN HOUR

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

WHAT IS THIS 'INTERNET GETS SLOWER IF I DOWNLOAD DATA' GIG IT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER YOUR INTERNET COMPANY IS SCAMMING YOU

YOU HAVE THE MOST CONVOLUTED INTERNET SYSTEM I'VE EVER HEARD OF

  On 2017-11-04 at 4:19 AM, Duality said:

*facepalm*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallic_hydrogen

Go learn yourself some chemistry, Tuxedo.

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BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY "Metallic Hydrogen", NOW, DID YOU?

I WAS JUST KIDDING ANYWAY

SUCH A MEAN HYDROXIDE

  On 2017-11-04 at 4:19 AM, Duality said:

You must've thought you were very clever with this response, but you didn't state any criteria excluding such a choice, now, did you? 

All you said was "If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?"

The 'Special of the Day' menu option is generally considered a thing, is it not?

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Aah, I get it, so you want to eat the pages of menus where the "Special of the Day" option is written for the rest of your life.

Unless that's the case, what you said is incorrect and YOU'RE TWISTING MY WORDS AGAIN HOW DAER YOU

IT'S NOT A THING

IT CONSTANTLY CHANGES

EVEN IF YOU CHOSE THIS IT WOULD ONLY BE THE MEAL THAT WAS AVAILABLE THE DAY YOU CHOSE IT

CAUSE THAT'S THE ONE 'THING' THAT YOU CHOSE

WHAT THE OPTION YOU PICKED FROM THE MENU THAT DAY REPRESENTS ON THE DAY YOU CHOSE IT

IT WOULDN'T MATTER THAT IT CHANGES THE NEXT DAY

IT'S ONE THING

  On 2017-11-04 at 4:19 AM, Duality said:

Songbird's the only one whose storyline I've watched.

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BUT COLORATURA APPEARS IN SEASON FIVE

JEEZ DUALITY HOW FAR BEHIND ARE YOU?

  On 2017-11-04 at 4:19 AM, Duality said:

Only a wasp, and only once.

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Really? Was it bad? How did it happen?

  On 2017-11-04 at 4:19 AM, Duality said:

WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE CONSTANTLY TAUNT ME WITH YOUR FIRST-WORLD-LEVEL DATA DOWNLOAD RATES

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DUALITY I GUARANTEE YOU COULD EASILY AFFORD OUR 'FIRST-WORLD-LEVEL DATA'

YOUR INTERNET WORKS IN THE ODDEST WAYS, IT MAKES NO SENSE

AND EVEN IF IT DOES IT'S NOT WORTH  IT (UNLESS YOU PAY A PENNY PER MONTH OR SOMETHING, IN WHICH CASE JUST DON'T GO TO THE MLP MOVIE TWICE)

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT COMPANY YOU GET YOURS FROM SO I CAN START AN INVESTIGATION

THIS IS COMPLETELY INSANE

 

-What is, in your opinion, your greatest accomplishment?

-How would you describe Maud to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-What did you do for your last birthday?

-Do you have any phobias?